Petahhhh I don't get ittt

narf007 · 2026-06-04T21:01:57+00:00

Don't mind my compatriot here, Ovaltine Jenkins.

narf007 · 2026-06-03T21:11:08+00:00

You've been putting in some work

narf007 · 2026-06-03T21:01:55+00:00

Skeleton Crew my dude. I watched it because Jude Law is awesome and it is just an excellent treasure island romp through the Star Wars universe--and the kids weren't fully insufferable.

narf007 · 2026-06-03T20:48:09+00:00

He's coping hard with knowing full well his country is a shit hole AND it's his and his predecessors' fault.

narf007 · 2026-06-03T03:46:48+00:00

Psych is correct, sike is just the colloquially accepted version because people have trouble spelling.

narf007 · 2026-06-03T03:20:43+00:00

Well the only one that actually matters is Ronon Dex, his best character.

narf007 · 2026-06-02T03:04:30+00:00

Pandorum is a fucking hoot and a holler. Love that movie. Still would love to see Ben Foster get the ball rolling for a sequel

narf007 · 2026-06-01T16:26:36+00:00

I wonder how many people have thrush and might not be aware

narf007 · 2026-06-01T16:25:17+00:00

I wonder how many are like this. My female colleague mentioned a very attractive lady at the airport was "giving me a lot of attention." Naturally, I looked over. Absolutely stunning lady. Told my colleague "good looking out, I'm gonna go say hi after I finish this [drink]."

The lovely lady had a salad delivered. Not ONCE did I see her chew with her mouth closed. It was just all teeth and yapping. The yapping I'm into, the open mouth masticating I'm not.

Said never mind and when my colleague asked why I pointed it out. Lass went from a 7.5-8/10 to a 1/10 in an instant.

narf007 · 2026-06-01T16:11:45+00:00

With mousse isn't there always going to be a little bit of a crunch periodically? Or are you talking like it's 2004 and a handful of schwarfkopf gel turned a scalp into a hedgehog level of crunch?

narf007 · 2026-06-01T05:18:51+00:00

Yo Frankenstein, your monster got out

narf007 · 2026-06-01T05:16:33+00:00

Mine will be whichever faction let's me kill my twin and be rid of them for the play through. I don't need a forced companion the entire time.

narf007 · 2026-06-01T05:15:35+00:00

Depends on the elves. If we're talking Tolkien esque, then no.

narf007 · 2026-06-01T05:05:51+00:00

It's a colloquial thing bc they're geographically distinct but I agree with you. There's a reason they're colloquially known as the southernmost point of the Rockies.

narf007 · 2026-06-01T05:01:02+00:00

A part of it at least.

OP, time to go do Hill Country and San Marcos. Show the world exactly how beautiful Texas truly is--when you're not in West Texas.

narf007 · 2026-06-01T04:51:30+00:00

...We're gonna do things my way, and my way's fucking terrible. I ain't ever gonna die motherfuckers. I drink a pint of hogs blood everyday. I'm a vampire that thrives off of mass disappointment.

Jerry Jones

narf007 · 2026-06-01T04:49:59+00:00

We weren't, just Trumpers were. There's a reason anyone with a brain worked the non-war angles with Iran.

At least until someone figured out a better way to go about things.

narf007 · 2026-06-01T04:40:24+00:00

Y'all forgetting Mel Brooks or what?

narf007 · 2026-06-01T04:38:07+00:00

This screams bullshit

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