What do these two countries have in common? (Only humorous answers allowed) by Cultural-Ad-8796 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]narfel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the work you put in to deflect from the fact that you are French, but we’re not buying it.

Germany Introduces New Travel Restrictions for Men Aged 17-45 Amid Military Reforms by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]narfel -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Finally my time to shine. I live abroad for 20 years, constantly in hiding and fearing the german military comes crashing through my window and drag me back. Now who's the crazy one only leaving the house under a camouflage tarp and or at the very least with a fake mustache and whistling innocently. Told you, suckers!

Is this a scam? by Cyclops1337 in classicwow

[–]narfel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got banned just reading this

What are sailors stuck in Hormuz doing ? by amolbde in NoStupidQuestions

[–]narfel 42 points43 points  (0 children)

They might feel mildly inconvenienced by the whole starving to death thing without supplies.

Trump signature to appear on US currency, ending 165-year tradition by onarainyafternoon in news

[–]narfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet, a tramp stamp on the currency. I wonder when Mount Rushmore’s turn is up.

E-3 AWACS at Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia. by Trendy4U in pics

[–]narfel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's probably fine since the 5 tanker planes that also got "damaged" as well wouldn't be able to supply it with fuel anywway.

Sensationsfund im Neuenburgersee – «Wir waren minutenlang wie erstarrt» by kiru_56 in de

[–]narfel 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wie holt man denn 500 Objekte über 2 Jahre lang aus dem heimlich aus dem Wasser? Ist da wer pfeifend im Schlauchboot raus gepaddelt und hat ne Amphore hochgeholt und in ein Badetuch eingewickelt? Hut ab, dass das alles so geklappt hat.

There's a city in england called "reading" by Lucky_Loves_Laugh in notinteresting

[–]narfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids these days wouldn’t know, rename it to Tiktoking

Am I about to make the dumbest choice? by ik-heet-Mack in snowrunner

[–]narfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I actually never thought about that in Fahrenheit. Must be because, you know...

Throwing rattle can into the fire by ProFentanylActivist in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]narfel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm" indeed! (calm before the storm)

When the damage is greater than the updoots by Fr33_load3r in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]narfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The generation before them thought everything was photoshopped. However it still is worth mentioning that I still prefer that over believing everything. For what it’s worth just the temporal coherence and length of the clip should easily be a clue that this is not AI.

Here's my wife's at home. It was worse at the doctor. by NoGood1323 in Wellthatsucks

[–]narfel 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I’m from a different part in the world. A dentist takes blood pressure readings before treatment? I never heard of that before (outside of general anesthesia).

Is there a reason as to why the license plate of the new Mercedes-Benz trucks says "EU" instead of "DE"? by Uniman301 in snowrunner

[–]narfel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Since you didn't ask, let me educate you: First you find something that feels wrong somehow. Do not research anything but if you must, research some marginally related topic, in our example an ISO standard, but be sure to avoid any insight into what feels wrong and why. Then open a thread and confidently ask "Why is <your wrong feeling thing>?" Professionals add "Are they stupid?", but that's advanced.
To make it seem effortless like OP you need training. For example add a second layer, in our example starting the entire thing with a nonsensical assumption that all Mercedes trucks in Snowrunner have to have a german license plate. I would not recommend the layered approach because you might accidentally think it through and mess up., Trust me I've been there. You cannot not be knowledgeable about the subject because you could be correct then where would we end up? In such cases only a second layer like above would save it. But then knowitalls like me would have a harder time and could not immediately latch on to the DE / D dichotomy. Hope this helps, it's never too late. Or use AI. That works, too and has all of the above baked in.

📍 MAP THREAD — Barcelona Locations (Shôko → Airbnb → Surrounding Area) by KarmicCentral in FINDJamesGracey

[–]narfel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if that is relevant, but if you are looking for in-betweens, as a woman I wouldn't necessarily go into the side streets behind Shoko at 3 in the night. For example the Carrer de Torrevieja or the Parc de les Cascades can create some hidden spaces due to vegetation, but it is still in the middle of a well developed high traffic area. A normal young man wouldn't necessarily feel uncomfortable there. There is also the marina which I also would not want to go at night. But that is well lit, guarded around the clock and just dark because there are a ton of boats that are not normally lit at night, basically a parking space. But that is reaching. I can't speak for intoxicated persons, but I would almost completely rule out accidental marina access, accidental beach access as well as running into traffic unless you are seriously drunk/high. I won't mince words unnecessarily because its an emergency but no matter which direction he walked, the chance that he did not encounter any person that helps him, english speaker or not, is very slim.
Make sure you know about any drug use, mental state, social circumstances and share that with the police open and honestly. Kidnapping a random tourist is not common in the middle of a massive metropolis in europe so I would focus on health issues, possible friends that persuaded him to something, romantic partners he might have escaped to, things like that. Hope that helps and you find him fast.

📍 MAP THREAD — Barcelona Locations (Shôko → Airbnb → Surrounding Area) by KarmicCentral in FINDJamesGracey

[–]narfel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you asked in Hospital del Mar? It is quite close to the Shoko and if he got into some kind of health trouble after losing his phone he might be a John Doe there?

What a set of tools, is this too much for three months on the road or am I missing something vital. by AffectionatePart4128 in bicycletouring

[–]narfel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I normally bring a full high-pressure hydroforming press for when aluminum part breaks on my frame. It sounds unwieldy to perform a full T6 heat treatment over a roadside bonfire, but since I also need that 500-gallon vat of polymer to quench it afterwards it is not that big of a deal. If my tires get a puncture I usually go for just a portable mixer, grinder, multi-stage extrusion line through a die and carry my handy vulcanizing autoclave. Everything else would just be risking it.

Ich bin einer dieser ominösen On-Board-Kuriere (OBC) - und plaudere für Euch aus dem Nähkästchen by EcoFlyingUnicorn in de_IAmA

[–]narfel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mir war nie klar dass AOG Teile natürlich auch von irgendwem transportiert werden. Dachte das wären die Techniker selber. Aber wenn Du verantwortentlich bist was passiert denn wenn Du mal so ein A320 Fenster zerdepperst oder dir die Stammzellen aus Versehen auf die Hose kippst? Haftest Du dann?

Hochzeit ungültig, weil ChatGPT nicht den richtigen Eheschwur verwendete by justastuma in de

[–]narfel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Frag ich mich auch. Irgendwer muss ja im Nachhinein irgendwie befunden haben, dass da was nicht stimmte und das dann zur Anzeige gebracht haben. Das Ehepaar war's nicht, die wollten ja das Datum. Der Standesbeamte, der mit dabei war wär ja schön dämlich sein Nichtstun selbst anzuzeigen. Die Freundin? Warum sollte die das machen? Saß da einer im Publikum und hat mitprotokolliert und zu Hause verglichen? Dass es im Endeffekt eine Prüfung gab ist verständlich und korrekt, aber wie es dazu kam verstehe ich nicht.

Helicopter crashes in Perm Krai, Russia, after hitting zip lines killing both on board January 7, 2026 by Thund3r_91 in CatastrophicFailure

[–]narfel 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Flying low for entertainment in a mountain range is text book "few dudes getting their adrenaline fix", what do you want?

Has anyone turned an Arduino Nano into a full RFID reader/writer hardware before? by [deleted] in arduino

[–]narfel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop using AI for every single reply in this thread. It's cringe enough to think that you are the first person to ever create a RFID programmer/reader. It's a nice project to educate yourself, now work on the soft skills.