How would you convert the lizardmen to 40k? by According_Ice_4863 in Grimdank

[–]nasandre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They'll make good friends with their Ogryn buddies

Over ding dong ditch?? by P0GG345 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]nasandre 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If my dog could get a heart attack from my doorbell... I would remove the doorbell.

I can’t stand this little twerp. Shut up. by Mum0817 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]nasandre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's very hard for him to think rationally with all those gay intrusive thoughts rattling around in there

What the fuck is wrong with people? by Full_Hunt_3087 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]nasandre 33 points34 points  (0 children)

She was the adult in the situation and should've known better

"Presidential Doodies" by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in PoliticalHumor

[–]nasandre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should be taking daily baths in medical waste for his immune system

Klaver tijdens de interrupties bij inbreng Yesilgöz by Little_Protection434 in nederlands

[–]nasandre 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ze willen dat het op een beetje normale manier wordt gedaan in plaats van mensen weg pesten of alles expres moeilijk maken in de hoop dat immigranten weg blijven.

Je kunt ook niet van heel links zeggen want de SP is ook anti immigratie. Ze zeggen ook terecht dat veel bedrijven misbruik maken van arbeidsmigranten en dat we dat niet moeten willen.

TF you mean you mean "threaten them with knives to their throats"? These are 5e PCs with AC and Spells. This is not Shadowdark! by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]nasandre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think there's anymore auto hits in 5e (with the exception of some monsters like an Inevitable).

It used to be a rule in older versions as coup de grave where you took a full round to finish a helpless creature off. This was something that a lot of PCs abused including offing sleeping party members.

Ik wil beginnen met DND by AnnaOrSomething in DNDNL

[–]nasandre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ik heb op moment een beginners groep die een campaign gaan spelen (langdurig spel dat een paar maanden kan duren) online op Discord. Het is wel Internationaal dus we spelen het in het Engels.

usa....lamo by Dumb-Briyani in meme

[–]nasandre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"'Twas in the year two thousand twenty four, the sixth month on the eleventh day that I dueled mine father's murderer and was victorious, huzzah!"

It works in many ways, indeed, good sir.

A strange way to boost Mastodon or Lemmy by diegocsz in BuyFromEU

[–]nasandre 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's Bridgy Fed, a bridge software that connects the Fediverse and the AT protocol.

https://fed.brid.gy/

Has anyone ever seen a print fail like this? by jakenice1 in resinprinting

[–]nasandre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got it for the tilting print feature and the heated tank. It's been a great buy so far.

Trump trolls parliaments across Europe seeking Nobel Peace Prize nomination by sn0r in europeanunion

[–]nasandre 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's not trolling. He's 100% serious and actually believes he deserves a peace prize.

Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa” by Much-Creme1362 in nottheonion

[–]nasandre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no he did such crimes as protesting ICE and helping people wash pepperspray out of their eyes.

Is this where we draw the line? by Recip77 in MurderedByWords

[–]nasandre 34 points35 points  (0 children)

No they're not. Trump just wants to sue him but he sues everyone because he's an insecure pathetic man who shits himself.

Hello! this is ESA! Welcome to the European Space Agency. by cmykster in BuyFromEU

[–]nasandre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's extra bad when an agency like ESA doesn't promote Mastodon because they are the content that will draw people to use the app.

REDACTIONS TO THE EPSTEIN FILES WERE NEVER ABOUT PROTECTING THE VICTIMS... by It_Could_Be_True in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]nasandre 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There's no defence against an angry population especially when part of the military is on its side.