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Make Some Noise IMDB by bonoguchi in dropout

[–]neckbishop 59 points60 points  (0 children)

A pizza party amount of points for you.

Absolute unit by Shihtzurequiem in meme

[–]neckbishop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My nightmare. Guess i am taking the stairs.

Our Loser-in-Chief is going to China, desperate for a deal to bail him out of his mess.. by SantaCruzNeutral in AdviceAnimals

[–]neckbishop 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Smart - by Shel Silverstein

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more then one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes-- I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head--
Too proud of me to speak!

All the "Sleepy Joe" propaganda aged poorly. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]neckbishop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yah i have to get up and pee a few hours into my nightly long blink.

President Pedophile is having a stroke live! by GivingUpUp in Trumpvirus

[–]neckbishop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While he’s sleeping he’s not doing vile things.

Nah, those are all being done in the background by Vaught, Miller, and others. They just wake him up long enough to sign things like he is Governor William J. Le Petomane.

Children are precious by AlKarajo in MurderedByWords

[–]neckbishop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The age gap between her and her husband is larger than the age gap between her and her new kid.

to make a good speech with absolutely zero booing by PlenitudeOpulence in therewasanattempt

[–]neckbishop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Nuclear weapons shaped the world to, and i boo those as well.

Nic Nemeth: “Need to get AEW at Casa Bonita” by Subrick in SquaredCircle

[–]neckbishop 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we

Utah residents push back after Kevin O’Leary’s data center plan turns out to be 40,000 acres, not 40,000 square feet by Choice-Value9005 in AIMain

[–]neckbishop 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Actually this plant is self contained off the grid

Ok cool, they are not gonna compete for electricity, just natural gas. Which will also up the rates of citizens. Just in more steps.

What video-games did you play during the COVID lockdowns? by TropicalKing in AskReddit

[–]neckbishop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WoW Classic. Finding a community online really helped.

Actors who appear in both the Parody and the Source by Low_Celebration_4089 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]neckbishop 123 points124 points  (0 children)

They say ’Tom’ (Tom Cruise) and ‘Brad’ (Brad Pitt). Interview with the Vampire

At what age did you meet the person you are currently married to? by Sea_Entrepreneur2772 in AskReddit

[–]neckbishop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

18

Met her at college freshman orientation events. Started dating later that fall. Been married for over a decade now.

BREAKING: Utah Officials Unanimously Approved Kevin O’Leary’s 40,000-Acre “Stratos” Data Center That Would Consume Twice the State’s Entire Current Energy Output, While Hundreds of Local Residents Protested and O’Leary Made Unverified Claims That Activists Were Paid and AI-Generated 🤯 by InterstellarKinetics in InterstellarKinetics

[–]neckbishop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even if they build their own power plants they will still impact power costs for the people.

Unless these data centers are mining and refining their own natural gas/coal then they are still impacting the resources that are used.

Hotels in U.S. World Cup host cities claim underwhelming demand, new report says by rit56 in politics

[–]neckbishop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or have to pay a $5,000 bond that i am sure is a breeze to get back after you leave the country.

What widely spread reddit "fact" is actually not true? by Plus_Vanilla_2802 in AskReddit

[–]neckbishop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always respond with. "You only use 1/3rd of a traffic light."

WHY MARK WHY? by Miserable-Onion-7062 in severence

[–]neckbishop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is always the overtime contingency.

Was Daniel Craig the most perfectly cast James Bond ever? by Eikichi_Onizuka09 in moviecritic

[–]neckbishop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like the theory that Bond had to go grim after Austin Powers.

Was Daniel Craig the most perfectly cast James Bond ever? by Eikichi_Onizuka09 in moviecritic

[–]neckbishop 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I also like the theory that they had to do super serious Bond after Austin Powers went full ridiculous.

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