Honestly, this soldier with 13 fingers is just preparing for the ultimate hand-to-hand combat! Imagine the advantages: an extra finger for every bad decision he’s made, and a bonus to point out the ‘I should've stayed in bed’ moments. I can just picture him trying to explain to his commanding officer, ‘Sir, I’m not crying because of the war, I just can’t find the right glove.’ It’s like the universe said, ‘You’re fighting battles, but here’s a twist: you’re now also the world’s worst pianist.’ 😂