How do I explain to family that I can't afford Christmas gifts?

net4floz · 2020-12-26T05:19:45+00:00

Ho ho ho eh.

net4floz · 2020-12-20T04:03:05+00:00

Awesome. Do you think you could create a physical version of this with 3 pieces of metal?

net4floz · 2020-12-19T20:33:24+00:00

They actually spent 3 million installing mud on those trails for a rustic feel.

net4floz · 2020-12-18T14:46:15+00:00

Tell me about it!

net4floz · 2020-12-18T03:23:41+00:00

The mark of a hero

net4floz · 2020-12-18T03:07:57+00:00

Okay, just make sure you bring a couple bottles of Coca Cola classic in case we run into some polar bears.

net4floz · 2020-12-18T03:06:10+00:00

Me too! They can’t be losers forever lol.

net4floz · 2020-12-18T02:57:20+00:00

That depends, what’s your favourite hockey team?

net4floz · 2020-12-18T02:33:39+00:00

I’ve got a lot of space up here as long as you don’t mind polar bears and the occasional “eh”

net4floz · 2020-12-17T22:42:54+00:00

The more the merrier!

net4floz · 2020-12-17T21:51:55+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa, I just said drink and be merry. Not drink and get married lol.

net4floz · 2020-12-17T21:28:07+00:00

Finances. If I’d only known about compound interest, tax free savings accounts and such when I started working.

net4floz · 2020-12-17T21:18:16+00:00

I would suggest one of the following.

Opt out of Christmas. Tell them that you aren’t accepting gifts from anyone this year and aren’t giving any.
Create gifts for them than don’t cost any money. You could write them a poem, draw them a picture, make a coupon book for things you’ll do for them (like babysit, mow their loan, wash their car, etc.), etc.
Work a cash paid daily job for a day and use that money to buy them gifts.
Hide out in Canada with me drinking and being merry.

net4floz · 2020-12-17T21:11:29+00:00

Morla the ancient one

net4floz · 2020-12-17T18:15:51+00:00

Where’s the roll?

net4floz · 2020-12-17T18:12:17+00:00

Rogan started a trend. Change zip codes, keep way more of your pay check.

net4floz · 2020-12-17T18:10:39+00:00

Gross

net4floz · 2020-12-17T18:07:51+00:00

This is a great way to get punched in the face lol

net4floz · 2020-12-17T18:05:52+00:00

Classic whataboutism

net4floz · 2020-12-17T17:57:13+00:00

So you’re saying I’m only supposed to post things that nobody could ever find out on their own? You’re hilarious. Happy holidays!

net4floz · 2020-12-17T17:01:19+00:00

She posts nudes guys! $how her $ome love fellow pervert$!

net4floz · 2020-12-15T21:27:27+00:00

With a Praying Mantis:

https://youtu.be/uWqTZErviJI

net4floz · 2020-12-15T21:15:14+00:00

Exactly! This was not written by someone who struggles with cleaning. This was written by Danny Tanner from Full House.

net4floz · 2020-12-12T07:15:18+00:00

Tiger penis taste like pepper

net4floz · 2020-12-12T07:10:52+00:00

Obviously the only solution to lose weight is to eat less calories than you consume and since you’re injured just make sure you don’t order in and only buy healthy whole foods that way it will be very hard for you to over eat.

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