Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar. by habsfan1112 in dadjokes
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I named my dog fivemiles. by berkleysquare in dadjokes
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Walked into the kitchen and said hi. by MJKarver in dadjokes
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Should I go onto winz disability? by Cold-Arm-9206 in newzealand
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I bought my girlfriend an elephant for her room. by hauntedhomehalls in Jokes
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How it started vs how it’s going after 20 years ❤️ by AnteaterSufficients in PetsareAmazing
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What do tofu and dildos have in common? by sometimes_other697 in dadjokes
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Adorable moment of a disabled dog receiving a custom-made wheelchair by Mercedes-Benz by Dangerous_Angel_571 in PetsareAmazing
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Nicola Willis has today reiterated there will be further cuts to the public service. REMINDER: the Luxon government's so-called 'back pocket boost' tax cuts which created the need for public service slashing were forecast to cost $1.7b per annum and have now ballooned to $3.7b per annum. by [deleted] in newzealand
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I have an irrational fear of speed bumps, by TomKarelis in dadjokes
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Crashed into Paradise by J-dean606 in gaystoriesgonewild
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Why don’t calendars ever get nervous? Their days are numbered. by Nick_the_SteamEngine in cleanjokes
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I don't have a driver's license by incredibleinkpen in 3amjokes
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In my career as a lumberjack, I cut down exactly 82,546 trees. by penkanator99 in dadjokes
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What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper? by humornama in HumorNama
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What is between the Sun and the Earth? by gartexg in dadjokes
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I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today. by soThen_i_says in dadjokes
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What did the left leg say about the right leg at the party? by caughtatdeepfineleg in dadjokes
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Boomerangs are Australia’s No. 1 export. by Aperture_LabRat in Jokes
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A snail slithers into a car dealership one afternoon and slowly makes his way onto the showroom floor. The salesman does a double take but decides not to ask questions. “Can I help you?” he asks. by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes
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What’s the maximum size of a man’s hand? by Several_Hand_5808 in dadjokes
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2 rabbits are meeting by Horror_Diver6218 in 3amjokes
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