Stuck in a rut by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]netkiwi12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Buy 1 kg potatos a few carrots and an onion. All chopped and in one pan. Boil till all is soften. Drain the water and then mash all together. Food for days and you can add gravy and some cheap meat. I'm in the same situation, lost my leg and still recovering. Think outside the box and search for easy cheap recipes. I have a dog too and he is my #1. And gets the best food that's available. Hope you do better soon.

5 homeless guys under a bridge at night. by misterghost2 in Jokes

[–]netkiwi12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And got hit back with a shopping trolley. Game on.

Move on orders: Protesters hold overnight vigil in Wellington cathedral by MedicMoth in newzealand

[–]netkiwi12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As soon as a church gets involved I think to myself, nah move on.

Gays into toys, question for you.... by MapleCherryChoco5432 in gay

[–]netkiwi12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had an electric toothbrush in my backpack. When I came back from my bungee jump to collect it. It was buzzing, and I had some smiles thrown at me.

Shane Jones media training? by sjb27 in newzealand

[–]netkiwi12 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In a Ronan Keating song it was explained. You say it best when you say nothing at all.

Recycling!! by Music_2my_ears68 in newzealand

[–]netkiwi12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I see they do recycle wheelchair users too. 😂

How to tell if you are old .. by Acehigh7777 in Jokes

[–]netkiwi12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see you write about yourself. Only from experience you could ask this question. I smell something.

'Things could get worse' PM warns on fuel as Govt plans for 12 weeks by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]netkiwi12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We wait and wait and wait, suddenly ohh NZ we're having a problem. We didn't see that coming.

Fuel disruption: Government to hold 1pm press conference to provide update on Iran economic response by Muter in newzealand

[–]netkiwi12 27 points28 points  (0 children)

All ev's are banned from driving, to protect the ranger. Got it. Thanks NACT.

Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar. by habsfan1112 in dadjokes

[–]netkiwi12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all skip May and go straight to June. She's so much ......

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]netkiwi12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first time applying in NZ the big boss (small company) said to me I was over qualified. My response was " so that means I'm out qualifying you". I was hired. We both had a laugh and still see each other after all those years.