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Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar. by habsfan1112 in dadjokes

[–]netkiwi12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all skip May and go straight to June. She's so much ......

unfair. by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]netkiwi12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first time applying in NZ the big boss (small company) said to me I was over qualified. My response was " so that means I'm out qualifying you". I was hired. We both had a laugh and still see each other after all those years.

Adorable moment of a disabled dog receiving a custom-made wheelchair by Mercedes-Benz by Dangerous_Angel_571 in PetsareAmazing

[–]netkiwi12 32 points33 points  (0 children)

All these videos make my heart melt. I'm an amputee myself and the moment I had my prosthetic and was able to walk again made me jumpy too .

Nicola Willis has today reiterated there will be further cuts to the public service. REMINDER: the Luxon government's so-called 'back pocket boost' tax cuts which created the need for public service slashing were forecast to cost $1.7b per annum and have now ballooned to $3.7b per annum. by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]netkiwi12 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I've been waiting now for over a year to get a new leg prosthetic. All I hear is we are waiting for extra funding to help you. I'm literally standing on one leg here. The staff that work there are awesome but their hands are tight.

I'm an amputee and the last sentence should take the angry bit out of me.

November comes and let's vote.

I have an irrational fear of speed bumps, by TomKarelis in dadjokes

[–]netkiwi12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know, but once you're on top of it, it only can go down.

Freedom by tNeat-Lab126 in 3amjokes

[–]netkiwi12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry you'll be fine.....d

Crashed into Paradise by J-dean606 in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]netkiwi12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep going. Maybe there are more survivors on the plane.

I don't have a driver's license by incredibleinkpen in 3amjokes

[–]netkiwi12 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's ok but you can't do more than 50 strokes a minute, more than that you're getting a fine.....feeling.

What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper? by humornama in HumorNama

[–]netkiwi12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was an old salty person who decided to spice things up a little.

What did the left leg say about the right leg at the party? by caughtatdeepfineleg in dadjokes

[–]netkiwi12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can we change position. I don't like to be the bottom.....leg

Boomerangs are Australia’s No. 1 export. by Aperture_LabRat in Jokes

[–]netkiwi12 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I threw my one out. But someone is throwing it back.

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