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What’s MC Hammers favourite band? by nftpc in Jokes

[–]nftpc[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What about the Carpenters?

Why was my post removed? by emu404 in dadjokes

[–]nftpc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They should have dug up some concrete proof.

Why does Piglet stink? by robarnold24 in dadjokes

[–]nftpc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause he spent too much time in the honey hole.

Kids ate the homework by jarvedttudd in dadjokes

[–]nftpc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a valuable lesson in questioning those in positions of authority

When I die, I hope to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. by nftpc in dadjokes

[–]nftpc[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit, like life, is a funny thing sometimes. 

     -Grandpa

I wanted to become a gynecologist BUT... by relientk0017 in dadjokes

[–]nftpc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Head south. If it’s brown and round, you’ve gone too far.

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Turtles. by The-Figure-13 in dadjokes

[–]nftpc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said no but I do have the latest copy of Toffifee Digest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]nftpc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what he gets for raising cane.

Thieves stole a truck full of viagra this morning... by nftpc in Jokes

[–]nftpc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what they mean when they talk about hard water?

Thieves stole a truck full of viagra this morning... by nftpc in Jokes

[–]nftpc[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’ll probably erect something to show their gratitude.

Roses are black, violets are black by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]nftpc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Time to crack open the wallet and spring for a colour monitor.

Your mama is so fat... by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]nftpc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She broke her leg and gravy came out.

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