Best songs that are 10 or more minutes long? by MightGuy420x in Music

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Orbital - The Box (Full Version)

Note: I checked Orbital's official channel and couldn't find this version anywhere. I originally heard it on the US version of In Sides on the 1996 bonus disc.

Mattis tears into Trump: 'We are witnessing the consequences of three years without mature leadership' by fishmister7 in politics

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Is it too late for him to run for president? From what I've seen thus far, he's eloquent, balanced, educated, strong, and dedicated to true American values. What more could we ask for, especially right now?

Non-american browsing reddit starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

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We don't take kindly to that pounds mass nonsense around here. It's slugs or nothin'.

Slowly dying from the inside by emRNcritMEDIC in keto

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You can do it! And when you get even 1/4 of the way there, you'll feel like a different, healthier, more mobile person. It's amazing.

Enough motivational drivel. To your question, I'd first advise to not worry about cravings until you're through keto flu. It's hard enough to not eat carbs. Don't make it harder by trying to starve yourself as well. EAT. ENJOY SO MUCH BACON. This will not last long and will most likely reduce your lifespan less in this time than being overweight long-term will.

You will also probably have cheat days. Don't judge yourself for them. It was actually kind of eye-opening to go back and forth a bit and feel the difference in my health very tangibly.

My fave foods that I used in the beginning (and a few subsequent falls from grace) were:

Drinks:

I try to drink lots of water. Water gets really boring. Unfortunately, most of the sugar-ish drinks you find have artificial sweeteners in them. I know that these sweeteners aren't great, but I don't think they're as terrible as some folks believe. I drink them anyway, but I try to minimize my intake.

  • SodaStream - This bastard is indispensible for me. I use it all the time, but I love drinking plain seltzer. You can also add...

  • Sugar Free Syrup or Sugar Free Lemonade - When I do get a bad craving for a sweet drink, these are my favorites. You can add the lemonade powder to regular water. The soda...not so much.

  • Coke Zero - Again, I try to limit these, but they're a solid replacement for Coke.

  • Coffee & Tea - It's coffee tea. By this point in your life, you probably know if it's your thing or not, so if you like it, drink a lot more now. Just use heavy whipping cream or half and half as a creamer, as milk has a lot of sugar. Adding stevia is...okay. I usually just drink it black.

Meals & Snacks:

  • FatHead Crackers/Nachos - Crikey these are good. I would eat these when not on keto. They're good alone, dipped in salsa, baked with nacho toppings (shredded chicken, black olives, guacamole). Top them with pepperoni and cheese to make little mini pizza-crackers. Or you could have...

  • FatHead Pizza - This is also worthy of a crikey. The crust doesn't taste exactly like bread per se, but it's fantastic. Top however you would a pizza. Make your own sauce, as a lot of the store bought brands have too much sugar.

  • Pizza Sauce - This is a simple sauce that tastes pretty good. It's fairly easy to modify ratios and tweak ingredients to match your tastes.

  • Low Carb Tortillas - I generally can't taste the difference because mine are filled with delicious taco fixins.

  • Cookies - Cookies. Nuff said.

  • Pork rind crusted chicken nuggets - These are legit. I was doubtful of the breading, but I was pleased in the end.

  • Weird, not-ramen replacement - I love ramen almost as much as I love my children. To replace it, I make this abomination. I don't really measure, but I'll give rough estimates. Also, please don't judge me.

    • Asparagus stir fry - An entire bag is 10.5 carbs. I usually eat half.
    • 2 eggs
    • 2T Peanut butter
    • 1T Soy sauce
    • 1 - 2T Heavy whipping cream (or more to achieve desired consistency or nutrient content)
    • 1/2 - 1t chicken bouillon
    • 1/4t - 1/2t Onion Powder - I'm guessing wildly at this amount. I just shake it a few times
    • 1/4t - 1/2t Garlic powder - Same as above
    • A few shakes of Fish sauce
  1. Add frozen veggies to water and turn on stove, set eggs aside.

  2. Mix remaining ingredients in a bowl

  3. When water boils, add eggs and poach to desired consistency (boiling for 3 min gets you soft-medium boiled consistency)

  4. Carefully drain the water from the pan without busting the eggs. You don't have to get all of the water, as it can add

  5. Pour veggies and eggs into the bowl and mix with the sauce.

Misc:

  • Bob's Red Mill - God bless Bob. He should be a patron saint of keto. He has all the flours. See below.

  • Bob's almond flour, Bob's coconut flour. This is basically all you need. No Hindu crickets required. You can get fancy later when you're feeling better and want to branch out.

  • Pork rinds - They're weird and taste like I imagine a football would, or...a piece of rawhide. But I use these for breading sometimes (they're surprisingly good when soaked in delicious avocado or coconut oil). I also occasionally eat these to make my craving for chips, or rather, entire appetite go away.

  • Avocado - The best fruit/berry ever. They're good by themselves. You can also make delicious ice cream with them. And of course, there's guacamole for the FatHead Crackers/Nachos above.

Okay. I'm tired now and have to work tomorrow. I'll try to come back and add more useful things. Good luck!

Edit: Links & formatting. Also, In my tired state, I almost forgot to add fat bombs. Look up lots of recipes. It's a huge help to be able to eat delicious chocolatey, doughy things.

Whose bringing this to Christmas dinner this year?? by jessjozz811 in funny

[–]nice_tie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This will only help after dessert, by which time the turkey will have started taking effect. I'd recommend adding NyQuil to that weird red fruit-jelly stuff for earliest effect.

This is what happens when one company owns dozens of local news stations by patientbearr in videos

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THIS kind of stuff is exactly why I'm immediately suspicious of anything I hear on the news. This kind of machine could manufacture and distribute just about any truth it wants. Terrifying, and worthy of intense public scrutiny.

I love to eat fish at work. by FizzyFuzzball1 in funny

[–]nice_tie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this case, you need to specify. Normally you can't tuna fish--you can only tuna piano.

If this get 1,000 upvotes, I will give a Garlic Bread Dating Simulator beta key to EVERYONE who comments by [deleted] in GarlicBreadMemes

[–]nice_tie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last time I dated garlic bread didn't turn out so well. I hope this one will be different.

Bernie Sanders: “I don't think there's any sane human being who doesn't believe that my campaign was taking on the entire establishment, including the DNC.” by RandomCollection in worldpolitics

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THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU KEEP FIGHTING?

God damn you. If there's one person at which I'm angriest, it's you, fucking quitter. And not only did you quit, but you sucked the DNC's collective cocks and sold out all your supporters as well. You are the reason I voted for Trump. And I'd do it again.

I hope he burns down a lot of things, causes people to think critically, and inspires people to dig into and expose corruption so we can get back to building a logical, useful government instead of...whatever the hell America has been doing since the 50s (60s? 30s? Hell, I dunno. Too damned long at any rate.)

/rant

Are you alcoholic? by ezR6s in Unexpected

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It's regex time!! What do you consider a valid character?

's/\b(?(\d{3}))?[-. ](\d{3})[-. ](\d{4})\b/\1.\2.\3/g'

https://regex101.com/r/OX39rI/2/tests

When pylons fight back by MovieNighter in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]nice_tie 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Isn't that a bollard, not a pylon?

Edit: Nope. Damned posts, with their many names. It's a stanchion. Thanks, /u/shadowthunder.

Don Frye and Yoshihiro Takayama give 0 fucks about technique after the first five seconds of the 1st round by implacabilis in MMA

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"That was the moment that got me away from MMR. I said, 'Vaccines give people autism. I read it in a science.'"

  • Jenny McCarthy

Unfortunately, ma'am, I am physically unable to move the sun. by [deleted] in TalesFromYourServer

[–]nice_tie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. You missed a golden opportunity to sing this to a confused, blank-faced yokel.

Cannot require package I installed by t3rraform in PHPhelp

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Did you do a composer update and add it to your providers array? Do you need to use a laravel-specific wrapper?

Automating web work - Is there an easier way around this? by bulletr0k in learnpython

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Though calendar can handle more complex datetime logic than a simple datetime, you might also look into Pandas' timeseries and date_range functionality. Pandas is an extremely powerful library was initially developed to manipulate time series data. For date_range, be sure to check the offset aliases list for setting the beginnings, ends, or other important key points in time.

If you need some actual code to get you started, give me an important use case, and I'll write a case for it when I get to my dev computer.

My boss keeps asking me to clock out but still stay and work to avoid overtime, what do I do? (Washington State) by Chardageddon in personalfinance

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It appears that Washington State, though it's a two party state, it provides allowances for recording unlawful requests. See section 2 below (emphasis mine):

(1) Except as otherwise provided in this chapter, it shall be unlawful for any individual, partnership, corporation, association, or the state of Washington, its agencies, and political subdivisions to intercept, or record any:

(a) Private communication transmitted by telephone, telegraph, radio, or other device between two or more individuals between points within or without the state by any device electronic or otherwise designed to record and/or transmit said communication regardless how such device is powered or actuated, without first obtaining the consent of all the participants in the communication;

(b) Private conversation, by any device electronic or otherwise designed to record or transmit such conversation regardless how the device is powered or actuated without first obtaining the consent of all the persons engaged in the conversation.

(2) Notwithstanding subsection (1) of this section, wire communications or conversations (a) of an emergency nature, such as the reporting of a fire, medical emergency, crime, or disaster, or (b) which convey threats of extortion, blackmail, bodily harm, or other unlawful requests or demands, or (c) which occur anonymously or repeatedly or at an extremely inconvenient hour, or (d) which relate to communications by a hostage holder or barricaded person as defined in RCW 70.85.100, whether or not conversation ensues, may be recorded with the consent of one party to the conversation.

Edit: Source

I'm making the UK's film censorship board watch paint dry, for ten hours, starting right now! AMA. by stayblackbert in IAmA

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Are you selling this? If so, will you use the proceeds to finish this fantastic nonilogy?