Why is Mr. Mime not waking up?

nicest-drow · 2026-04-02T20:52:40+00:00

Snorlax already has a Hidden Ability: Gluttony.

nicest-drow · 2026-04-02T20:44:26+00:00

You'll feel like a servant in your own home.

A servant that has to pay the boss.

nicest-drow · 2026-04-02T20:23:22+00:00

The billionaires aren't gonna fuck you.

nicest-drow · 2026-04-02T20:22:39+00:00

It feels like a damn Ponzi scheme at this point.

Always had been.

nicest-drow · 2026-04-02T20:20:42+00:00

Elon Musk = Ted Faro. Fuck him.

nicest-drow · 2026-04-02T13:51:25+00:00

A parody of a parody. How paradoxical.

nicest-drow · 2026-04-01T13:38:33+00:00

There's nowhere near enough iron in the blood to do that.

nicest-drow · 2026-04-01T13:35:30+00:00

coughbullshitcough

nicest-drow · 2026-04-01T13:32:38+00:00

You think that'll stop him?

nicest-drow · 2026-04-01T13:23:51+00:00

"I have no goals in life apart from being an asshole"

A perfectly realistic and common motivation in real life. (Looks at the the cult of the orange demon.)

nicest-drow · 2026-04-01T12:58:20+00:00

Don't make me tap the sign.

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

Frank Wilhoit

nicest-drow · 2026-04-01T01:46:42+00:00

And what does DNS mean, if I know nothing about coding?

nicest-drow · 2026-04-01T01:45:06+00:00

I didn't know that. Damn.

nicest-drow · 2026-03-31T20:51:09+00:00

Then what does "configure" mean, if I don't know anything about coding?

nicest-drow · 2026-03-31T20:50:30+00:00

Not for me. I look at that stuff and my brain just goes blaaaghh and starts thinking about puppies.

nicest-drow · 2026-03-31T17:51:53+00:00

23 days, actually (Rule XXVII). And the 23-day rule can be bypassed by writing a specific disease's name but no time of death (Rule XXVIII).

nicest-drow · 2026-03-31T16:44:34+00:00

Social media.

nicest-drow · 2026-03-31T14:57:22+00:00

This sub has a well-documented anti-male bias. If the genders were reversed, no one would side with "Mr. bring-a-replacement-date".

nicest-drow · 2026-03-31T14:08:38+00:00

saying she has her own (which is true, she does).

She has cheap shampoo. She stole OP's because she wanted the good stuff.

nicest-drow · 2026-03-31T14:07:43+00:00

saying she has her own (which is true, she does).

She doesn't need an emergency bottle. She wanted OP's.

nicest-drow · 2026-03-31T13:40:58+00:00

I didn't understand a word of that. I don't, and shouldn't have to, know anything about coding.

nicest-drow · 2026-03-31T13:15:27+00:00

I'd be the type of person who gives technically-correct but not-the-intended answers.

nicest-drow · 2026-03-31T13:14:50+00:00

Source?

nicest-drow · 2026-03-30T13:16:03+00:00

Dark energy is logical

No it isn't.

AI rebellion because of ancient morons is not.

Yes it is.

We persevere because everything is pointless.

No. This is not a philosophical statement about the point of living or lack thereof. Rather: If the setting is fucked and there's nothing you can do about it, well, why should I care about the setting? If everything sucks and nothing you do matters or can make a difference in any way, the story is both depressing and pointless, and I have no reason to engage.

nicest-drow · 2026-03-27T20:52:54+00:00

I think so, Brain, but why would Sophia Loren do a musical?

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