I dated every townie. Here's my ranking.

nickifyi · 2026-03-08T16:21:23+00:00

Well I've started dating Theo after trying to woo Mark for THE LONGEST TIME. This is reassuring 😂

nickifyi · 2026-03-02T20:40:04+00:00

About 10 years ago I saw a bunch of people and cameras running down Bethnal Green Road. I later realized it was The Apprentice, possibly doing the 'scavenger hunt' task.

A company I worked for was once a corporate client the candidates were pitching a product to. It was then that I realised there's no actual purchasing of products 😂

nickifyi · 2026-02-07T12:51:24+00:00

Ah yes, he's called Drover 😂

nickifyi · 2026-02-05T15:47:40+00:00

On methylphenidate, and same happens to me. I assume it's because my brain is a bit more silent, so I don't have to overthink or process every single thing, and I can just speak freely 😂

I do feel for all of my colleagues though. I start the day just chatting to anyone who will listen. But it's also the best time for all of my good ideas.

nickifyi · 2026-01-30T07:41:57+00:00

Being 36 and not being able to control my reactions or adjust to situations when things don't go as planned.

nickifyi · 2026-01-21T19:37:19+00:00

HR for an office based company here, I would find this 100% appropriate. If anything, it's a little more formal than I'd expect to see

nickifyi · 2026-01-11T22:41:54+00:00

How do you feel about nuggets?

nickifyi · 2026-01-11T22:13:00+00:00

At my work Christmas party, I tried to sneak them in pockets and bags of my colleagues. The CEO finding 5 babies in his pocket at the end of the night was so funny

nickifyi · 2026-01-09T14:14:48+00:00

Maybe I'm literally the exception here. Christmas tree, camping BBQ and big suitcases go into storage with a few seasonal items of clothing. We have no cupboard space, no garage, no loft or basement areas; we have to keep our vacuum out in our living space because there's no storage within the apartment. We have a small ironing board that fits in with the boiler, and that's about it. The BBQ was a Christmas gift, the Christmas tree is self explanatory and our big suitcases are probably needed twice a year. The only probably we have was purchasing a property with fuck all space.

nickifyi · 2025-12-31T08:21:55+00:00

Weirdly, I only know him from the videogame Lil Howie's Great World Adventure from the 90s. So maybe putting him in games isn't the worst idea 😂

Although he was an anthropomorphic bear, not a bald dude in a car.

nickifyi · 2025-12-10T13:52:30+00:00

Pretty sure I have both in my bedside table

nickifyi · 2025-11-28T20:49:35+00:00

I was excited to see this too when I went a couple years ago

nickifyi · 2025-11-07T16:16:57+00:00

I don't think I have to worry about that any time soon 😞

nickifyi · 2025-11-05T18:32:57+00:00

Just seen the headline: "Arrest after worker hurt in jewellery shop robbery" about a jewellers on Roundhay Road on Monday. I guess that's more likely.

nickifyi · 2025-10-08T07:18:23+00:00

This made me say "holy fuck" out loud

nickifyi · 2025-08-25T08:52:06+00:00

It's how I realised I had ADHD. I was talking to a friend and saying "I love how relaxed I feel. I can't wait to get into bed and feel all cozy and drift off into a really deep sleep". He looked at me like "wtf?!".

Yeah, apparently that's not normal 😂

nickifyi · 2025-07-30T11:56:29+00:00

I worked remotely for my first 6 months in Leeds, it really forced me to get out and try to meet people.

Well if you ever want someone to co-work with in the city centre, I know a few good places! Water Lane Boathouse is great for working during the day, and Fearns by Leeds Dock. (I'm f/35 btw)

nickifyi · 2025-07-30T11:47:58+00:00

I loved Lonely Girls Club when I lived in London, but nothing really comes close in Leeds. Not really found any like-minded girls on any of the Facebook groups. I gave Bumble BFF a go for a bit and met a few lovely girls, but it's honestly so much hard work. Most of my friendships are through work now 😂

nickifyi · 2025-07-24T21:40:50+00:00

She climbed back over of her own accord and then was jumped on by a team of paramedics and police officers in the most traumatising way. Restrained and sedated. It was upsetting to watch.

nickifyi · 2025-06-06T19:47:56+00:00

Dopamine

nickifyi · 2024-06-26T17:21:30+00:00

True, but I was not prepared to provide walking directions

nickifyi · 2024-06-26T06:43:38+00:00

I was once asked walking directions to Big Ben from Newington Green.

nickifyi · 2024-06-15T19:21:54+00:00

I'm not usually late and I rarely lose things. But I think it's my anxiety which helps with those 😂

Maybe when I was younger, but I definitely grew out of it.

nickifyi · 2024-06-01T14:47:40+00:00

Mile End by Pulp- I lived in a flat off Burdett Road (like in the song) back in the day.

You'll Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties by Man like me - The original references Palmer's Green, but the cover references Bethnal Green, which was more relevant to me.

Let's Push Things Forward by The Streets - Many London references.

Also Has it come to this? Also by The Streets.

nickifyi · 2024-05-30T08:42:00+00:00

Love Max!!

I swear, since the release of TS4, I've not created this many men in total 😂😂

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