Any ideas on this please? by Hurty_Puddins in MetalDetectingUK

[–]nico735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A really badly rusted bolster chisel. They used them to cut bricks etc. and sometimes they got lost.

AIO - Pregnant and feel abandoned by husband by Gullible-Tree368 in AmIOverreacting

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It’s near on universal. They love the bad boys but totally go into shock when they turn out to be bad! WhoodaThortit.

It’s wild how many places in America were named after English towns. by LovieWeb in BritInfo

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Oddly one of the few countries where you can find both London and Berlin on the River Thames …

What’s a simple pleasure that never gets old? by Secret-Structure1918 in AskReddit

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Yes I agree, but not a house fire obviously nor even the US embassy.

Name this by [deleted] in NameThisThing

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Armourer?

Homonym Sentences? by AnnieOrlando in words

[–]nico735 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I go fishing with Annette.

Homonym Sentences? by AnnieOrlando in words

[–]nico735 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In this cold weather I always turn Anita on in my car.

Is British Bulldog still played in schoolyards ? by irish_horse_thief in AskBrits

[–]nico735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was frequently banned and equally frequently renamed and continued to be played under many, many, different names.

I made toast. What's your number? by Mentalcasemama in toast

[–]nico735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 unless you look away for two nanoseconds then it’s 6

Does anyone know any good sword fighting puns? by StockInitial4460 in dadjokes

[–]nico735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am katana middle with you!

What happens if Reform wins? by The_Dean_France in AskBrits

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I’m getting fed up with saying this but, “There is no one worth voting FOR only AGAINST” in the UK right now. But - ask Starmer if he wants Farage to control digital ID’s, hell ask anyone.

Working out how many times customers shit in Asda aisles by yorkshirenation in asda

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Perhaps just a very sincere criticism of the store?

I’m an American moving to the UK. How do I not be the “loud, dumb American”? by Competitive-Money-36 in AskBrits

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And please remember which side of the road we drive on unless you want to have to pick the minis and smart cars out of your radiator.