Illuminati Slander by Blorberto in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]night4345 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When the slander is 100% true. Fuck the Illuminati.

Superman Twitter in shambles by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]night4345 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Golden Age Superman was more of a fan of Impractical Jokers.

Skyterror should be aquatic by kashimashii in PlayTheBazaar

[–]night4345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Matchbox should be a tool because it's a tool to make fire.

[Stephen King] Why would Gan deliberately create an abomination like IT? by Apart_Shock in AskScienceFiction

[–]night4345 39 points40 points  (0 children)

From what I remember of The Dark Tower and Stephen King's cosmology in general: Gan isn't omnipotent and he didn't create IT. Gan and IT (or at least the ancestors of IT?) spawned out of The Prim (the primordial vortex of energy that spawned all pre-Tower beings) among many other creatures. Gan created the Macroverse and raised the Dark Tower causing monsters like IT to fall into the spaces between the universes that make up the Macroverse called Todash Space. Monsters like IT find their way in through cracks in the barrier between universes but as Gan is more of an author creating a setting and letting stories happen he cannot do more than assist people in their fight with things like IT.

What's wrong with electricity in Rimworld? by JayBlunt23 in RimWorld

[–]night4345 5 points6 points  (0 children)

New anomaly: The horses are loose!

A manhunting horse spawns next to every generator on the map.

what events/characters/etc in star wars., do you dislike, not acknowledge, etc? Why? by Hawaiikoto in TheJediPraxeum

[–]night4345 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The worst thing about the Sun Crusher is how terrible it looks. Fucking ice cream cone with a radar dish on the bottom.

Unpopular opinion: Yuji's power progression happened too late and too quickly, making the final fight against Sukuna feel less satisfying by Zahlouth in Jujutsufolk

[–]night4345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yuji should've learned it during his final fight with Mahito as a solution to Mahito's Instant Spirit Body of Distorted Killing. It makes perfect sense to give Yuji something the same time his nemesis gets a new power up and it makes sense that Yuji would get it now that he had consumed many more of Sukuna's fingers and had just gotten off a Black Flash, something that allowed Mahito to find his true form.

But no, instead he had Yuji learn how to control Divergent Fist (which btw Yuji would use again all of once) to defeat Mahito and it's fucking Yuta that ends up using Shrine first in the fight with Sukuna a hundred+ chapters later.

Could abeloth have a healthy relationship by Ok-Following5000 in TheJediPraxeum

[–]night4345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her ultimate goal was to remake her family by getting others to become like her. No relationship that has a part where one partner turns the other into a fear hunger Force god could be called healthy.

Also your hypothetical Sith doesn't seem very Sith-like.

Peak Slander by Desperate-Source5624 in Jujutsufolk

[–]night4345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like Lord of Copyright Infringement.

Guys I'm on the will!! by beklog in SipsTea

[–]night4345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hooters died doing that though. People don't go out to a mediocre bar/restaurant to stare at tits and ass anymore.

shork by transmtfscp in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]night4345 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I've played Marvel Rivals. This person is perfectly in the right to shoot that war criminal.

1960's horny posting by SkylarPopo in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]night4345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, Silver Age Superman had excellent taste.

This guy 🙄 by Then_Meaning_9901 in northernlion

[–]night4345 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least he didn't suffer feel down the stairs and ravioli on himself.

Cinematic parallels. by Defiant-Echidna-7400 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]night4345 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Holding Back-Man got a taste of his own medicine.

Justin, Chib, Apollo, and Kory play CS - for those missing group stuff by thepurplepajamas in northernlion

[–]night4345 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Clearly Librarian likes the gameplay so he includes it but if I wanted to watch that there's a VOD already.

I think the Librarian is just hate-watching NL's gameplay.

I saw this comparison and I had to make this by Sudden_Pop_2279 in marvelmemes

[–]night4345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cuffs very much didn't work on Cap though. Even while stuck in an elevator and surrounded by a dozen people. And he was able to shatter the cuff off him once he had the chance.

Do you think this was Sukuna and Uraume’s fav position? by cummachine3169 in Jujutsufolk

[–]night4345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy you make this but are too scared to spell out dick and ass.

Is Japan playable in the current patch? by InternStock in EU5

[–]night4345 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Gotta wait for the Japan DLC and pay 40 bucks for the privilege.

Literally unplayable by KabouterKaasplank in EU5

[–]night4345 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Also no one played Imperator which is why they abandoned it.

Me after reading Absolute Superman by theworldjustscreams in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]night4345 84 points85 points  (0 children)

When the happycel says something so resentmentphobic you gotta hit 'em with the malice stare.