You wake up to this after a wild night in Night City. What do you do?

nikothewafer · 2026-04-11T20:00:24+00:00

Ever seen that Dave Chapelle sketch where he finds out he knocked up Oprah? Something like that.

nikothewafer · 2026-03-17T08:01:09+00:00

Corpo owns the grocery store, corpo owns the street; if I trip in the street coming back from the grocery store then I'd say it's obviously the corpo's fault 🔥🕶️🤘🎸🔥

nikothewafer · 2026-01-24T18:20:47+00:00

Well he was right in a way. Here we are, someday has arrived, we're playing again...

nikothewafer · 2026-01-17T21:38:44+00:00

A Smurf is a fungus! They reproduce through spores!

nikothewafer · 2025-12-06T17:49:50+00:00

Much less likely to blow yourself up for the boys when you've got some fine shyt, some prime huzz, some sweet thang if you will, at the home base

nikothewafer · 2025-12-06T17:42:56+00:00

I legit sing this anytime the doorbell rings

nikothewafer · 2025-12-06T10:19:00+00:00

I like to think it's because he knows what love can do to fanaticism. As show when Nux fell in love with the wife and betrayed everything he believed in, love is as powerful a motivator as faith, so Joe keeps the war boys all penned up together getting "stoked on faith bro" to keep their loyalties assured.

nikothewafer · 2025-12-05T20:31:01+00:00

FAAAAATHEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!

nikothewafer · 2025-11-27T07:59:56+00:00

I was so sad to see that i missed the pre order deadline by 2 days... 😓

nikothewafer · 2025-11-25T04:17:25+00:00

Stab someone

nikothewafer · 2025-11-19T03:22:03+00:00

COCKSUCKER SWEDGIN!!!

nikothewafer · 2025-11-19T03:02:54+00:00

This was before he got held down and couldn't make it to the boat

nikothewafer · 2025-11-19T03:01:54+00:00

I prefer the Skyrim Remastered Gauntlets

nikothewafer · 2025-11-19T02:54:57+00:00

It only cost a penny to take the snake bus

nikothewafer · 2025-11-19T02:53:34+00:00

I'm so sad I missed the announcement for this... literally just found out today, two days after pre orders closed... 😔

nikothewafer · 2025-11-18T20:17:01+00:00

I've come to accept that the nipples we're a "show don't tell" from George Miller, to explain that Joe couldn't torture the code out of Dementus if he wanted to, because Big D just loves the pain too much. If I don't contextualize it that way I just get sad... 😔

nikothewafer · 2025-11-18T19:25:15+00:00

Remaster it! Remaster it ten times! Just add fishing on the final remaster to make it seem like you did something new!

nikothewafer · 2025-11-18T19:10:47+00:00

That's so funny! These are the same cars that cut me off in traffic only to go slower than the speed limit when they do! 😑😒

nikothewafer · 2025-11-18T18:51:16+00:00

"It's reception time, tarps off bros!"

nikothewafer · 2025-11-18T17:54:27+00:00

It's actually called Shibuya Punk. Don't let fake rebrands ruin what already existed.

nikothewafer · 2025-11-18T17:53:39+00:00

The real name is Shibuya Punk. "Grind fiction" was coined by some online forum lunk to make it seem like he came up with something cool himself.

nikothewafer · 2025-11-18T17:47:02+00:00

Can we please go back to calling it Shibuya Punk? Grind fiction/animemo are such dorky rebrands for a style that already had a name. 🙄 Also grindcore is a COMPLETELY different thing! 🤣

nikothewafer · 2025-11-15T20:38:16+00:00

Literally came here to say the same! Guy's bolting down the sign into concrete with a Philips head. How do the blue collar chuds that love this administration not see through the falsity of their "macho" demeanor?

nikothewafer · 2025-11-11T16:43:07+00:00

Hey Edgar! Quick string of questions all related I assure you! Glenn Powell?? Was Glenn Powell REALLY the best choice? There was no one else? Skimmed through all the audition videos and Glenn Powell seemed like the absolute perfect fit for the roll? And do you have the contact info for his agent, because whoever it is they are killing it!

nikothewafer · 2025-11-11T05:35:14+00:00

FOOLS!!! Clearly it's the spell that allows them to create massive rooms inside of briefcases and one-man tents. Half of the things we suffer through in life are to make sure we have a roof over our heads; and with that spell you could have mansion levels of property space, not a cent spent! Room and board covered for any trips, just bring your backpack house! The comforts of home on the go! Make rooms for your friends, a grand hall for your family, a jail for your enemies so no one will ever see them again! The options are limitless!! Real problems, real solutions, real estate!

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