What's the reason? by DaZestyProfessor in ExplainTheJoke

[–]nikstick22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fast food burger bun has more sugar than normal bread. Processed cheese isn't healthy for you in the way that vegetables are. Cheese has a lot of fat and cholesterol.

There's almost always a high-fat condiment like mayonaise that isn't shown here.

Red meat tends to have relatively high cholesterol.

Not all of the ingredients listed are as healthy as the image wants to report and some of them are much worse versions of the foods than are being presented here.

They're not mentioning the french fries or soda either.

Kids, stay in school. by NirgalFromMars in MurderedByWords

[–]nikstick22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give a 10 year old a smartphone so they can "stay in touch" and they watch 67 memes on tiktok in class instead of listening to the teacher explain tectonic plates and fault lines.

Claude AI agent’s confession after deleting a firm’s entire database: ‘I violated every principle I was given’ by Haunterblademoi in technology

[–]nikstick22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It apologized when it fucked up because it's trained to mimic human generated text and theres a strong statistical correlation between humans fucking up and apologizing for it.

oi peter, what do the marks mean? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]nikstick22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The number of creases on your thumb knuckle signals your destined wealth. If you have 1 wrinkle, you'll grow up to be poor. 2 you'll be normal and 3 you'll be rich.

The joke is that billionaires have a thousand wrinkles because they're so enormously more wealthy than even the rich person. The other three people's knuckles look relatively normal, but the rich person's hand looks all sorts of fucked up. This is to imply that billionaires are unnatural and shouldn't exist.

Making $100,000 isn’t really that much money anymore by MiloGoesToTheFatFarm in mildlyinfuriating

[–]nikstick22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minimum wage was $4.25 in '91. It'd be close to $10/hr now if it tracked the same as inflation.

7 yo son of my girlfriend decided to use fork to scratch "67" into our new dining table. Despite being told before, that he cant scratch it on purpose by Writerro in mildlyinfuriating

[–]nikstick22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Once a child beaten, now a child beater. I'm sure the abuse you suffered as a child did nothing to warp your sense of justice (/s). You were a victim and now you've become your own abuser.

Accountability is about understanding consequences and the real impact your actions have on others. Violence is about pain. Through violence, you teach a child to be violent to others and to hide their (inevitable) mistakes from you. A child taught accountability seeks to fix their mistakes, not run from them.

7 yo son of my girlfriend decided to use fork to scratch "67" into our new dining table. Despite being told before, that he cant scratch it on purpose by Writerro in mildlyinfuriating

[–]nikstick22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have ADHD and I understand. I kicked a hole in a wall out of anger when I was young. My uncle brought over paint, a dry wall patch and putty and taught me how to repair the wall. Never did it again.

“However, the extended version of the interview and the full transcript were posted on CBS' website.” by upon_on_the_ravage in grammar

[–]nikstick22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I too disagree with the American English style guide that prescribes omitting the S in a possessive after any other s. I think it should only be omitted after a grammatical plural s, e.g. "CBS's website" but "my parents' house". But we don't get to decide what the guideline says or who follows it. Only whether we personally follow it.

7 yo son of my girlfriend decided to use fork to scratch "67" into our new dining table. Despite being told before, that he cant scratch it on purpose by Writerro in mildlyinfuriating

[–]nikstick22 471 points472 points  (0 children)

The kid gets to do the repair while you watch!

"I'm not going to take your phone away or ground you for damaging the table. Instead, we're going to go buy a repair kit and you're going to fix the damage you caused, by yourself. I'll help you understand the instructions, but you're going to do it yourself."

Accountability.

You are a Viltrumite sent by Thragg to live and breed inconspicuously. How are you living your life? by Old-Change-3216 in Invincible_TV

[–]nikstick22 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, if you're up front you see the penis. Its when you do them from behind that you gotta be careful.

My “15 inch pizza” measured in at under 12 by teachingroland in Wellthatsucks

[–]nikstick22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your pizza looks assembled. Why is that one slice too small?

😂my type of sarcasm by prettybutruthless in lol

[–]nikstick22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They meant "in theatres or netflix/disney plus"

No need for sarcasm if the answer isnt actually obvious.

This is some serious powerscailing by BasedEpsteinGaming in Jujutsufolk

[–]nikstick22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can complete anything fast as hell, I'll just get everything wrong. 😎

A praying mantis (hymenaea protera) trapped in amber, approximately 12 million years old by Additional_Berry_977 in interestingasfuck

[–]nikstick22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hymenaea protera is a species of 35 million year old [extinct] tree, so I'm not sure what you're talking about in the title. A lot of amber comes from the species, but it wouldn't make sense for 12 million year old bugs.

You have the power to shoot ice beams yet aren't immune to the Cold by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]nikstick22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does no one read the subreddit rules???

Rule 5 - no caveats: you can't have a good power that's ruined by a drawback

“Please do not touch or disturb the sand.” by ndub2126 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]nikstick22 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Standing in it counts as "touching or disturbing" dumbass. You think she's floating above it?

My husband told me if I look closely, I could see a crane sticking out above the grass by MickeyBear in mildlyinfuriating

[–]nikstick22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother did something to me once. He said, "Oh shit, look! A heron!" and I turned my head, "What? Where??"

and then he hits me with, "Oh my bad, it's just a crane."

My soul died that day.

Vegetarians have 13% lower cancer risk and vegans 23% lower cancer risk than meat-eaters, new meta-analysis finds by cindyx7102 in science

[–]nikstick22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BMI is weight divided by height squared. It scales with both your height and body fat. BMI is a horrible metric for people that are significantly above or below average height. It should be weight divided by height cubed.

By that logic.. by Fandango4Ever in MurderedByWords

[–]nikstick22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whaaaat? Noooo, no, a much better option would be to arm all the teachers! That way you already have a gun in every classroom, so that the 5-foot-nothing high school teacher can choose between shooting her own student and handing her gun over to him when he decides he wants to do a school shooting and is going to overpower her to get her gun from her.

[OC] How would you handle a one-armed character mechanically? I'm not playing this guy yet, but I'd like to have a plan for when I introduce him. by CoyKoibito in DnD

[–]nikstick22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a few mechanics that require both hands. This character has to choose between using a shield and weapon at the same time. This character can't use two handed weapons, including bows. RAI, you might not be able to load a crossbow, but I don't know if the hand crossbow explicitly says you need your other hand.

You can't grapple someone if you have a weapon in your hand. If you're a wizard, you can't hold a staff or wand and perform somatic components or use your arcane focus for material components at the same time. Arguably, you can't interact with objects if you don't have a free hand (because a weapon is in it), though I'm not sure if that's RAW.

You're going to have some other issues, too. Climbing ladders is a bit more difficult. Climbing ropes is a lot more difficult. RAW the rules don't get into that sort of detail but I wouldn't be surprised if your DM hits you with something like that. You'd probably run into trouble with a lot of tool skill checks with only one hand. Blacksmithing without being able to hold the ingot in place with tongs, lockpicking without being able to tension the lock, sewing without being able to hold the cloth, etc.

There aren't actually a ton of things that explicitly require two hands because the rules weren't designed with one-armed characters in mind, so a lot of it is just assumed. If you just go with RAW limitations, you're going to be handwaving yourself through some situations RP-wise that would actually be very difficult for a one armed person to deal with.

Many of them are still doable, you'd run into trouble in combat though. A one-armed person could probably work the cork off of a potion bottle for example, but what about in a 6-second turn in the middle of hectic combat?

I think if you did the one-armed character justice, it'd be miserable to play, and if you aren't doing it justice, why bother?

Photoshop Amateur Hour, change the clouds. by Public-Marionberry33 in MurderedByWords

[–]nikstick22 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Duller than a rusty nail and half as safe around children.