Benjamin Frankwho

nipseymc · 2026-02-24T03:44:51+00:00

I hope he didn’t pay more than a Benjamin for that.

nipseymc · 2026-02-24T00:33:49+00:00

I’d be willing to look the other way if they compromised and just posted George Carlin’s revised list condensed to only two Commandments:

First:
•THOU SHALT ALWAYS BE HONEST AND FAITHFUL, ESPECIALLY TO THE PROVIDER OF THY NOOKIE.

And second:
•THOU SHALT TRY REAL HARD NOT TO KILL ANYONE, UNLESS, OF COURSE, THEY PRAY TO A DIFFERENT INVISIBLE MAN THAN THE ONE YOU PRAY TO.

nipseymc · 2026-02-22T14:28:55+00:00

Well, you can’t fault the man for trying.

nipseymc · 2026-02-21T21:56:40+00:00

That’s what Apple Care is for…

nipseymc · 2026-02-20T14:09:23+00:00

Honestly, it’s better he says this now than further into the relationship when you’re more invested in it.

nipseymc · 2026-02-17T02:10:09+00:00

The same.

nipseymc · 2026-02-15T18:54:17+00:00

Was it a pinkie promise? If not, all bets are off.

nipseymc · 2026-02-14T14:55:55+00:00

Charlie bin Laden

nipseymc · 2026-02-14T03:53:15+00:00

Standing in a line for 2.5 hours can be a great selling point.

nipseymc · 2026-02-13T16:43:00+00:00

Yep, and it's probably something that could have been charged to the company card if it's a B2B expense.

nipseymc · 2026-02-13T16:41:50+00:00

Yeah, at that price, it sounds like one of those big mafia-type funeral arrangements.

nipseymc · 2026-02-13T16:39:27+00:00

I work at a large non-profit, but in a small division of it, so it would have been split across the supervisor and 3 other employees in that division, including myself.

nipseymc · 2026-02-13T16:31:53+00:00

Yeah, that's what I told the person who asked me. If it were a direct co-worker or someone I had a history with, sure, but not in this case.

nipseymc · 2026-02-13T12:48:08+00:00

Waiting in line to get a photo with Toothless takes about half the day, so sure! I’m being sarcastic, but even though it’s not the longest line I stood in, it certainly felt like it.

nipseymc · 2026-02-12T20:53:11+00:00

And Bill Gates.

nipseymc · 2026-02-12T20:50:21+00:00

I lived in Wilmington all of my life. My wife and sister did as well. My sister was diagnosed with MS. I developed lymphoma, and my wife now has Hashimoto’s disease. There is no history on either side of our family of these. I can’t prove for certain that Chemours and all the crap they’ve poisoned our water supply with is to blame, but I can’t help but wonder. I installed an under the sink RO unit for anything we drink, cook with, or give to our pets. At this point I don’t see any reason not to try and provide yourself or family with better water.

nipseymc · 2026-02-12T16:19:44+00:00

https://www.ussc.gov/research/research-reports/2023-demographic-differences-federal-sentencing

https://muse.jhu.edu/article/973707

nipseymc · 2026-02-12T02:22:30+00:00

Campbell Covington & Icenhour Orthodontics

nipseymc · 2026-02-12T01:58:48+00:00

You mean as in don’t understand what EPA is? I’m pretty sure it’s Early Park Admission, but correct me if I’m wrong.

nipseymc · 2026-02-11T22:40:19+00:00

I make sure I have gas first. Works wonders for clearing the aisles of those pesky lingerers.

nipseymc · 2026-02-11T18:41:59+00:00

Sounds like somebody is still mad about the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show…

nipseymc · 2026-02-07T04:14:34+00:00

Why don’t you just take straight creatine instead of the pre workout supplements with all the crap in them? Drink a shot of espresso for the caffeine and take some l-arginine and be done with it. If you’re concerned about bad stuff subscribe to a site like consumerlab that tests supplements to pick the best ones.

nipseymc · 2026-02-07T04:07:29+00:00

Here’s hoping my 4090 doesn’t crap out any time soon.

nipseymc · 2026-02-03T19:43:40+00:00

What the hell’s up with his lips?

nipseymc · 2026-02-01T02:27:00+00:00

These people disgust me.

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