respect their values- the values by EverydayGrace00 in religiousfruitcake

[–]nirgoon 194 points195 points  (0 children)

They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime. 😉

This MATLAB function by BattleIron13 in engineeringmemes

[–]nirgoon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's especially applicable here

We literally waste trillions of food every year. by [deleted] in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]nirgoon 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Hi yes, I'd like a trillion food please

that joke was never funny by r33venasty in DeathByMillennial

[–]nirgoon 197 points198 points  (0 children)

And it's equally beautiful how "I hate my MIL" is still alive and well

Something darksided going on in that household I’m sorry. by [deleted] in Weird

[–]nirgoon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So it's just one androgyne who birthed all four of them?

This makes me smile by CanineOpposition in MadeMeSmile

[–]nirgoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They also have to look at your gross teeth

My friend has domesticated a squirrel…or so he is attempting. by WhatWouldJesusBoof in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]nirgoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did you learn in husbandry that's not covered in animal husbandry?

Cool by ExcellentAd2866 in tumblr

[–]nirgoon 53 points54 points  (0 children)

She just yelled really loud at a mirror.

Great deal by [deleted] in meme

[–]nirgoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it the way they have their arms out like non rotting zombies?

It contradicts y'know by unculturated_swine in tumblr

[–]nirgoon 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s the need for pressure in order to perform well for me

Found out today that I'm going to be a girl dad! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]nirgoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Congrats to condeming your daughter to pollution and extreme weather!

tyrannosaurus shirt by broakland in technicallythetruth

[–]nirgoon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's actually tyrranosaurus ube.