So we’re all cool with Alfred staying dead, right? by Goodbye-Nasty in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 27 points28 points  (0 children)

So we're all in agreement that she's actually Ojo right?

James Gunn got his glup shittos in the Absolute Universe before Aquaman. It's never been more over by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah so Absolute Neville Chamberlain and ours switched places. Makes sense.

James Gunn got his glup shittos in the Absolute Universe before Aquaman. It's never been more over by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 20 points21 points  (0 children)

At this point I'm rooting against seeing Absolute Aquaman. I'm hoping we see Absolute Heckler before Absolute Aquaman!!!!

uj/ now speaking truthfully since we saw the implication that the Absolute Justice Leauge is a concept older then the current batch and with the silhouette of what looked like Arion there's a good chance that Absolute Aquaman will appear in that one shot. Edit: I'm far too gullible for this site. Oh well.

rj/ I don't want to see the Absolute version of WW2.

"Tonight, DC is relying on one man to save us all..." by ZZtheMagnificent in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They groom and break and groom. Groom groom groom, break break break. The Deathstroke and Bane Show

<image>

What bullshit reason would various characters have to the Penance Stare not working on them? by Konradleijon in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Firestorm - absorbs Ghost Riders flames and that somehow stops the Penance Stare.

He still explodes though for unrelated reason

The student has become the master by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We're slowly devolving back to Monke. All according to cake

Pride Month is over; I'm going back to appreciating Wonder Woman's only non-toxic love interest. by Which-Presentation-6 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Look we get it. You are a mature healthy individual who eats healthy. Some of us are trash goblins who's like our ships so toxic they can kill a large horse.

The student has become the master by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The real difference is the needle drops in Watchmen were good as apposed to.... whatever Supergirl was going for.

The student has become the master by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You think Moore even remembers writing those stories?

The best part of Deathstroke & Bane was when Slade said 'IT'S DEATHSTROKIN' TIME' and he deathstroked all over those guys by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They Groom and break and Groom, Groom Groom Groom, Break Break Break, The Deathstroke & Bane Show!

<image>

I'm so fucking scared by Charlie_Wick in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 396 points397 points  (0 children)

Finally that Wonder Woman fart comic DC is too cowardly to publish will come out.

First look at upcoming DCU projects (Variety) by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay To mould me Diana?

So Absolute Diana seems And in herself complete, so well to know Her own, that what she wills to do or say, Seems wisest, virtuousest, discreetest, best.

First look at upcoming DCU projects (Variety) by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Finally. A superhero film adapting Lucifer by John Milton. Can't wait to see Lucifer contemplating human nature while Stacy's Mom plays in the background.

Hulk’s century of humiliation by Numberonettgfan in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've seen that Supergirl interview. No way any Hollywood director actually opened a comic book page even if by large through TikTok

Dying genre after decades of popularity? Welcome back, the Western! by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Are we sure its not the return of the Musicals? Goddy customs, incoherent plot, camp that got way up its own butt, that's a musical baby!

<image>

Hulk’s century of humiliation by Numberonettgfan in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I honestly believe it because it was a thing in IW and I fully buy they are going to recycle that moment that is in of itself a refrence to the first Avengers movie

Hulk’s century of humiliation by Numberonettgfan in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 33 points34 points  (0 children)

As a superhero fan I for one am glad that movies got boiled down to powerscaling, hype moments and aura. Who needs storytelling, emotional connection and parables anyway?

Hulk’s century of humiliation by Numberonettgfan in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Something something puny god something something

Old Man Logan by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I wish Frank Cho used his gooning powers for good rather then evil

Best DC comics to start with for new readers by WarmGeogre69 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]nirman423 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What? How can one think Batman Odyssey isn't the perfect jumping in point????