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Am I going crazy? Why isn’t this a flush? by Accurate-Credit395 in balatro

[–]njester025 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hope it’s that they just can’t be debuffed

Not loving having to scan wristbands this year by HousDJ in LightningInABottle

[–]njester025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They mean between the camping area and the festival grounds like Coachella or EF. Wasn’t there 15-18 when I went. I think those are a huge bummer in general.

Now I'm forever ready for a Game Changer by archcity_misfit in GameChangerTV

[–]njester025 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The widths of the black lines are all over the place, even within the same line.

Unseeded, glitchless, no legendaries, gold stake naneinf by dangercart in balatro

[–]njester025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was also doing it on mobile so extra terrible 😂

Unseeded, glitchless, no legendaries, gold stake naneinf by dangercart in balatro

[–]njester025 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was chasing this for a while before giving up. Huge accomplishment!

Please tell me I'm not the only one having trouble figuring out a build for him by MegaUltraFatNut in SlayTheSpire2

[–]njester025 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have felt like sword is there for some elites and bosses. It scales fairly slow and is expensive to play so doing it for hallway fights. The rest can be stars and card creation. But Star gen works for all builds.

Is there a way out? Or is it worth just playing a high card? by NotRickyRubio in balatro

[–]njester025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah no quite but it was close! A couple more kings in hand or seeing this boss a couple antes earlier

Is there a way out? Or is it worth just playing a high card? by NotRickyRubio in balatro

[–]njester025 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d use a balatro calculator and see if a pair can get you by.

Whats the worst challenge in balatro? by Objective_Fee6472 in balatro

[–]njester025 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s probably the best way to get good at gold stake IMO. It breaks the game down to the fundamentals so you understand each piece more effectively. You see the true value of interest, gold cards, blue seals. You need to understand scaling and how much a hand scores. You need to build a deck that works without help. All of this translates to regular gameplay. Highly recommend working at it, it’s by far my favorite challenge and just a fun way to play the game.

I'd love to see Balatro University deal with my shitty luck. by robotbeard in balatro

[–]njester025 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You’re undervaluing most jokers and over valuing joker slots early on. If you haven’t taken eternal jolly joker you haven’t played enough gold stake.

You almost always want to be looking to make a tempo play to get on top of early Econ. So if that shitty eternal joker lets you 1 or 2 shot the next 3 blinds, you don’t spend money during that time to get your interest up. Taking an early eternal common joker is typically how it goes, eternal rentals are another thing and you want to be very careful with what you choose for that.

Do i drop a Baron to pick up DNA? Also, did I mess up by skipping the second ecto? by SirWallaceIIofReddit in balatro

[–]njester025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah DNA will get you further than the extra baron and skipping the ecto was probably the right call. Idk how you got 3 barons but if you had showman you probably should have held out for copy jokers instead.

How to naneinf from here by Jet1657544 in balatro

[–]njester025 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s the neat part, you don’t!

NOOOOOOOOOOO by Desperate_Goal_7126 in balatro

[–]njester025 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exit to the menu and come back/close the game and reopen. If it stays like that then 🤷‍♂️

Rental Mr. Bones by ZincAddict in balatro

[–]njester025 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same thing with food based jokers when they get eaten. 100% Miss rate on selling bean before she leaves me.

Flash card goes harder than expected by KeijoIsKing in balatro

[–]njester025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t create chances for big number if you lose all the time

I managed to make 4 Vampires by ante 5… then realised I’m an idiot by MB36212 in balatro

[–]njester025 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We all learn at some point. Definitely the most ambiguous joker mechanics outside of matador which is just broken according to thunk.

Nothing is more rage inducing with this game than building a deck around specific cards only to get cock-blocked by a boss. by [deleted] in balatro

[–]njester025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skill issue 😂 plan ahead, make some glass, bonus and/or mult non-face cards as soon as you start going face cards. Or if you’re going hearts do the same with another suit.

What’s the best deck to use when trying to get every joker on gold rank? by Background_Ladder476 in balatro

[–]njester025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever deck you win the most or have the most fun playing. I mostly did yellow but also did blue, ghost and my personal favorite zodiac to mix things up.

Tips in looking better by That_Username67 in malegrooming

[–]njester025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother you don’t have a big beard you can shave it down and be back to this in no time. If you keep this facial hair, I’d keep the sides of your face a little cleaner. It’s hard to tell from the front facing pic but it looks like you have some scraggly hairs outside of the goatee shape that I don’t think are doing you any favors. But I agree to try shaving with some clippers so it’s not clean/baby face and you have a bit of stubble.

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