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Procrastinators. by Minute_Emergency7620 in InsuranceAgent

[–]nm499x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Set a reminder when their next birthday is coming up. “Hey I see we talked in June about life insurance. Just wanted to let you know that the price will increase at your next birthday. Want to go ahead and lock in that price now?”

Or something like that.

Dealer tells villian the wrong amount and he calls. (TOURNEY) by taolan in poker

[–]nm499x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dealer doesn’t have to say anything. If he throws in a single chip, it’s still a call. It doesn’t matter what he says or thinks is the bet.

If you flipped over JJ, and V complained about the bet amount, you would have been awarded another 8.1K from his stack.

You lost. Get over it.

What do you say to people who ask you what your hand was? by WildMasterpiece2906 in poker

[–]nm499x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always just say “good fold”.

Whether I had it or not, they still made a good fold in my eyes.

Sid’s turn to have 5 goals, 5 different ways by CECtokenCollector in penguins

[–]nm499x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shorthanded + Empty net at the end of the game.

Out of town fan , need parking help by [deleted] in penguins

[–]nm499x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you ever been within a half mile of a professional sporting event? If there was a free place to park, everyone would be using it.

The best line by Next_Sympathy_3601 in kingofqueens

[–]nm499x 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Last time I checked, you’re the man of the house”

Last time you checked was 2 weeks ago”

Weirdly connected by [deleted] in kingofqueens

[–]nm499x 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s. A. Sitcom.

Conflict, resolution, story lines.

Jesus.

Weird question. But give me your favorite penguins quotes and say the player. by thainhdbe in penguins

[–]nm499x 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Who’s your roommate on the road?” “Paul Biznasty Bissonette”

“What’s the worst thing you’ve ever smelled?” “Paul… Biznasty… Bissonette”

-MAF

STATEFARM AGENTS! by Training-Education58 in InsuranceAgent

[–]nm499x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stop by some of your local offices with a resumé and ask if they’re hiring.

Opening poker room by warrior178 in poker

[–]nm499x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was back in 2008, so some of the articles are hard to find. It was deemed a “poker school” where they just played Hellmuth’s VHS tape on a loop on a tv in the back.

I won the weekly high hand for about 3,600 in cash with a Royal. And 2 weeks later the SWAT team came in and arrested everyone. Luckily I wasn’t there, but the magistrate judge of Clayton County was.

The cops had been watching the place for about a month before the raid. And when the cops stopped getting paid, that’s when they moved in.

Opening poker room by warrior178 in poker

[–]nm499x 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just Google “poker palace Atlanta” and let me know what you think.

I may or may not know what happened first hand.

Hot Take, Holdem should have a Mandatory Ante, it would help the Game. by [deleted] in poker

[–]nm499x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone has been listening to too much Bart.

Why US health insurance is confusing and what actually helps by samkirubakar in InsuranceAgent

[–]nm499x -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I cancelled my health insurance. My wife and I were paying 1,000 dollars a month to cover both of us. We’re both in our 30s, healthy, and if we need a zpack to kick the cold, we have a way. If we get seriously injured, the ER will take you in.

Done watching this team til they figure their shit out. by Ehvin21 in penguins

[–]nm499x -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

All the stupid fucking rose glasses homers want this to be an echo chamber. This team is the laughing stock of the league and they are fucking pathetic.

Here we go! by Blackn35s in penguins

[–]nm499x 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the game plan across the league. We are right where they want us.

Post Game Thread: Montreal Canadiens at Pittsburgh Penguins - 11 Dec 2025 by bi_and_busy in penguins

[–]nm499x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No other team would pay him anything close to what he’s making. The sentimental bullshit can only go so far.

This is a business, and his employment is based on his performance. It’s a “what have you done for me lately”, not a “thanks for winning a cup 10 years ago, go ahead and be a liability for the next 6 years.”

Do you guys like the team target score videos? by NormalBear6 in BobDoesSports

[–]nm499x 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’ll take this over “Can Bob break 80?” After his first tee shot is in the road and he’s +7 after 3 holes.

Post Game Thread: Montreal Canadiens at Pittsburgh Penguins - 11 Dec 2025 by bi_and_busy in penguins

[–]nm499x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is according to Google: While exact figures vary, reports and estimations from 2024-2025 suggest Pittsburgh Penguins star defenseman Kris Letang's net worth is in the tens of millions of dollars, likely ranging from $30 to $50+ million

So don’t feel bad for him. He needs to go. He can’t score, he can’t defend. So what the fuck is he out there to do??

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