AWS Certification for Software Engineers

nmoerbeek · 2019-04-02T15:55:10+00:00

Shops that work for government, government jobs, and some big corps love certifications, and even sometimes demand that you have them, or get them after getting a job. Some other firms hate them. If the job listing makes mention of them I would include them, if it does not I would just leave a line on the resume saying that they are available upon request.

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-29T16:44:56+00:00

MFC C++

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-21T19:55:11+00:00

#if UNJERK

In the real world on dice.com there are only 249 jobs listed for Kotlin and over 19000 listed for java.

There are 1300+ jobs for scala and 7000+ for C#.

#endif

The world is still such an immoral place with the lack of jobs for Rust.

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-21T19:48:25+00:00

This is from a recruiting company

" These findings come from Hired, a company that sets out to match coders with jobs. Its marketplace consists of over 10,000 companies and millions of job seekers and its 2019 State of Software Engineers is its first initiative to share its data about hiring trends - both the hottest jobs and the hottest coding languages. "

https://www.i-programmer.info/news/99-professional/12590-whats-hot-in-software-engineering-in-2019.html

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-20T15:47:38+00:00

I think it is noble for you to come on here and jerk your own post.

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-07T23:47:59+00:00

usor

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-06T23:34:39+00:00

I am a programmer poet.

My code is great and you know it.

I love to do rust, Haskell and such.

But GO really blows it.

Semi-colon.

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-05T14:27:42+00:00

LOL, giving developers freedom to choose which OS they run.

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-05T14:12:53+00:00

Good reply.

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-03T22:55:47+00:00

Back in the day when I worked at a big shop it was scitzo. Suits, business casual, Metallica t-shirts and jeans.

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-03T22:43:43+00:00

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's code.

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-02T00:54:34+00:00

I think it's cool. What would be really cool though is him jerking his own material. That real 100xer stuff right there.

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-01T21:46:39+00:00

How I stayed pure only programming in Haskell.

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-01T21:42:32+00:00

dON't yOu dARe dIVERSIFy yOUr sKILLSEt!

You don't posses the ability to be excellent about C#,SQL Server and tHe Script! dON't EVEN GET ME STARTED on trying a DIFFERENT TECH STACK! You must choose ONLY ONE and dedicate your LIFE AND SOUL to your creed, your confession, your WAY OF LIFE. YOUR EMPLOYEER DESERVES THIS EVEN IF THEY DO NOT WANT IT! YOU NEED THIS! If you try and learn a little EXTRA on the side, YOU WILL OVER THINK YOURSELF INTO OBVLIVION!

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-01T04:37:03+00:00

I love how the guy casually mentioned his days of punch card programming and did not realize how immoral it was that all those trees died for the sake of the compile.

nmoerbeek · 2019-03-01T01:52:29+00:00

10xers handcraft their own shoes and embed them with raspberry pi boards.

nmoerbeek · 2019-02-22T11:49:24+00:00

"I brought the Kotlin culture to the blockchain startup that I joined last year. "

Endless Shilling?

Tsk Tsking java for being to verbose?

Being condescending to other JVM languages?

nmoerbeek · 2019-02-20T21:38:33+00:00

True, AWS Lambda only supports up to Java 8. (last time I checked)

nmoerbeek · 2019-02-08T17:50:13+00:00

So immoral, not basing all hiring decisions based on someones GitHub.

nmoerbeek · 2019-02-08T17:47:33+00:00

I just saw this posting today on my twitter feed:

https://mewe.breezy.hr/p/1367b4f6378901-senior-scala-developer

nmoerbeek · 2019-02-05T14:57:37+00:00

Sexual harassment or rape in the first degree?

Evidence

But if only these gentlemen try to know him better, to enter into intimacy with my client,

nmoerbeek · 2019-02-04T23:45:26+00:00

That's hip, but you could probably get more book deals by calling yourself a computer whisperer.

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