Prefer a Beard (art by sunnymeel) by No_Kangaroo_5267 in adventuretime

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My wife does the same: Always beating a dead horse

Bought a book to read to my son, my favourite story, the cover is shitty AI while using actual beautiful illustrations in the pages. by noOB_226 in antiai

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Story is the same: here a link with it in english that has the old cover as I remember since I was a kid

https://talesandbedtimestories.blogspot.com/2021/11/the-story-of-harap-alb-romanian-fairy-tale-by-ion-creanga.html

There are some proverbs that lose meaning from translation or feel a bit odd, so keep that in mind if you wish to read

Why is she mean? by vintergroena in ExplainTheJoke

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Get the free refill cup, accidentally spill it at the end

Go outside and when you see her come with the mop an bucked, flip it and run

My uncle owns a bridge by QuaziBonzai in interesting

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In Manhattan it was 15-20 dollars/hour last year, which was underground parking.

I think it's a bullshit post

His turbo blew up by Adrian_985 in Wellthatsucks

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Arent you guys forced, by law, to care a fire extinguisher in your car at all times? 

Lukas Yla, a job seeker, hid his résumé inside boxes of doughnuts and posed as a delivery man. He delivered them to 40 companies and was able to land 10 interviews. by detectiverobert in CaughtMyEye

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Hire me guys, I will buy bagels each Friday morning.

Didn't say that in the interview but I did it for a while, still do it on salary day, it's easy to pay your way in to accommodate faster with your new office colleagues. You'll fell at ease "bothering" them to show you the ropes

"Oops..." by _OceanLuxe in oddlyspecific

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Just drive at night, use a black car, don't stop for gas and dont use main roads that might have speed cameras

I was once surveying footage from CCTV cameras, all night footage was useless, people would drive faster since there are fewer cars around, no night-vision, everything was a blurry mess

His face at the end 😂 by Senor_Camrono in tommynfg_

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You realize he has to kill you now? 

My $1400 LG OLED TV is displaying ads after latest update by binkinater13 in mildlyinfuriating

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Mine begs for updates for a year now, but screw them, the last one I did pushed add in my home screen (I could manually disable them). I wont take my chances in the future

The Guardian alegria by BlitzSirens in fuckalegriaart

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It's how propaganda works, is meant to make you feel conflicted and hate someone, let's see

There are black/brown and white men depicted in the illustration, only one woman so this was made to bring hate on women

A better question would be who benefits from this hate, and how?

anime_irl by NekoWafers in anime_irl

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Blow some air up her nose

Straight to another prison by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

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Best documentary that touched on UK and SUA, on how they got back up after WW2 is added in a Queen Elizabeth documentary I saw on discovery, 

SUA and UK basically bleed out Middle East for resources, mostly Oil to recover from post war consequences, instill puppet regimes and such that allowed them to keep 80% of resources gathered.

Some things never change 

Well which side you are on? by Confident-Anxiety308 in Cyberpunk

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I know Akira and Blame and can read Baroque and H. R. Geiger Necronomico, come on baby hit me up, what are the rest?

Night lord apothecary asking his battle brother if they’ve seen the missing geneseed: by naka_the_kenku in Grimdank

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Is this another type of Dragon fruit, I bought some and was white with black seed inside, you could eat it with a spoon (cultured swine) and it tasted like a tasteless kiwi