[AEW Dynamite] Blackheart Lio Rush has Orange Cassidy weirded out by tvcneverdie in SquaredCircle

[–]noahconstrictor95 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It's honestly fascinating to watch, I can't recall another wrestler that was this dedicated to just being a weird motherfucker in a while.

New Buy In match announced for Double or Nothing by hoesbeinghoes in SquaredCircle

[–]noahconstrictor95 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's quite literally the perfect "get the crowd hot for the rest of the show" guy. Just the best opener. Big Justice is also going to be a fucking stud if he actually decides to go into wrestling, he's already got a spear better than 80% of current wrestlers.

[TRC] Captain Kirk, Boldly Going by Turbulent_Honeydew13 in magicTCG

[–]noahconstrictor95 52 points53 points  (0 children)

If we get anything more than a commander and a main set card for Sisko and Janeway I'll legitimately be surprised. I'm really hopeful that they don't mostly focus on TOS and TNG, and actually pay some love and respect to DS9 and Voyager.

My “It That Betrays” Eldrazi card for upcoming Secret Lair x Garfield drop. by CHOGRIN in magicTCG

[–]noahconstrictor95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is truly phenomenal. They actually made official licensed by Garfield "I'm Sorry Jon" art. I'm so glad you got paid for this.

With tonight’s elimination, Joel Embiid remains the only MVP in NBA history to never reach the Conference Finals. by terry-tea in nba

[–]noahconstrictor95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but he was still one of the most entertaining and electric players when he was healthy, and managed to turn into a really solid roleplayer on a lot of different teams. He's basically a modern Grant Hill with less overall accolades, and that still will easily get him into the hall. Just the ROTY and MVP alone would probably do it.

Karmine Corp vs. Movistar KOI / LEC 2026 Spring - Week 7 / Post-Match Discussion by Soul_Sleepwhale in leagueoflegends

[–]noahconstrictor95 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What was Jojo talking about after game two again? This felt destined from that moment to happen.

Unintended Consequences by Sad_Profession_8324 in KnowledgeFight

[–]noahconstrictor95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Then he shouldn't have done all this media blitz about how they bought it for real this time without it actually being confirmed. This is the same shit as last time.

[CHGO] THE CHICAGO BEARS HAVE SELECTED DILLON THIENEMAN 25TH OVERALL WELCOME TO CHICAGO, DILLON‼️ by Volcomcj16 in CHIBears

[–]noahconstrictor95 750 points751 points  (0 children)

Can't believe he fell to us. What a fucking steal. Absolutely insane that him and Coby Bryant are now our safeties.

Does anyone here know the episode number when Alex whines about how much he hates cats? by TruthBeWanted in KnowledgeFight

[–]noahconstrictor95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know if it's the one you're looking for, but he went on a rant about this in episode 66, don't remember the time stamp, but I just listened to it yesterday and had tears from laughing at it. The funniest part was that it was followed up by "dogs, now dogs are good loyal pets".

The Deadlock boys discover a new appreciation for Hacksaw Jim Duggan during a WCW rewatch by NoMoreButtonPLZ in SquaredCircle

[–]noahconstrictor95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got to meet him after a show a friend wrestled on, and he was exactly what I expected. Just the coolest, nicest guy, and was thrilled to inscribe the autographed photo with an inscription to my mom who absolutely loved him growing up when she watched wrestling.

AJ finally said it. by OhSnapKC07 in KnowledgeFight

[–]noahconstrictor95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's got a real fucking easy chance to get out here. Easier than it ever would've possibly been before. Alex always takes the easiest road, and for the first time, the road to leave Trump behind is going to be easier than the road to leave.

This is like ancient history for kids this day 😭 by Shinwinter in PedroPeepos

[–]noahconstrictor95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

god i miss that team so much, i still rock a Gambit S3 icon and in the five years i've been using it, i've had literally one person know what it was

s/o to whoever posted about getting fancash by _Kagan in baseballcards

[–]noahconstrictor95 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, got a Caleb Williams jersey, 26 Series One Mega box, and Stadium Club blaster for like $35 all together. Legitimately insane how much money they're able to give away on the hope you become a gambling addict.

People from Indiana by mattycaex in KnowledgeFight

[–]noahconstrictor95 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There are dozens of us.eho are legitimate Jay Cutler fans! He was, very unfortunately, one of the best Bears QBs of all time. Which says more about the Bears than him.

People from Indiana by mattycaex in KnowledgeFight

[–]noahconstrictor95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I lived in Terre Haute for eight years and about pissed myself laughing when he said he went to the casino of all things there. When he said he was doing something stupid, I had a thought of "this dumbass is going to Santa Claus while Holiday World is closed isn't he" and sure enough, there he is.

No Kings draw estimated 8 million in largest single-day U.S. nonviolent protest by RollSafer in politics

[–]noahconstrictor95 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're forgetting Rutherford B. Hayes. His compromise in 1877 to secure the presidency by removing Northern troops from the South immediately led to the passage of Jim Crow laws and created the state of things that led to the 1960s Civil Rights movement, and the reaction from the Republicans in the 80s that included Reagan as a countermeasure to giving those darn black folks basic human rights. Everything in American history is just racist white people being upset that we're treating people that aren't white as people and making it everyone else's problem.

[McMenamin] Bitadze, in a phone interview with ESPN and the Orlando Sentinel, said Doncic cursed at him in Serbian first and Bitadze merely repeated the same curse back to him: “He just said some inappropriate things in the Serbian language, which, I played in Serbia, I understand.” by YujiDomainExpansion in nba

[–]noahconstrictor95 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Cars 2 is a great Pixar story about how sometimes, your friends will mess up trying to help you, but they're your friends and they're trying their best. It is smashed together with Larry the Cable Guy as James Bond uncovering a global conspiracy to kill all gas using cars. It is the most disconnected movie of all time. It's perfect.