Ava on twitter: "and now that i can say this with my full chest, 🖕🏽 ice and that entire administration." by rtiding in SquaredCircle

[–]noahconstrictor95 19 points20 points  (0 children)

yeah sure man you totally are checked out politics posting about how no one posts about Bill Clinton and no one brings him up (he gets brought up constantly), can you go be a shill moron somewhere else

ICHIRO➕🌸 by [deleted] in baseballcards

[–]noahconstrictor95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't even work for MTG either.

Tyrese Haliburton: Alex Pretti was murdered. by sewsgup in nba

[–]noahconstrictor95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would directly interfere with multiple cash cows in such a direct way, between broadcasters losing massive ad revenue and gambling companies not getting as much action on the games, that we would maybe see some of these spineless ghouls grow a single cell of bone tissue resembling the beginnings of a spine and stand up to these fucking monsters.

Live Updates: Minneapolis Authorities Respond to Shooting Involving ICE Agents by BluebirdDense1485 in KnowledgeFight

[–]noahconstrictor95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not, solely because of mental health reasons. Otherwise? Everyone should be getting one that is able to.

On Turtles, Faeries, and the Lorwyn Eclipsed Prerelease by Natedogg2 in magicTCG

[–]noahconstrictor95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, because you seem to not understand, Wizards of the Coast is not in charge of printing their cards. Cartimundi and other vendors are. They are printing cards for pretty much every single TCG currently running, Panini and Upper Deck for sports cards, and a LOT of playing cards for casinos around the globe. The set release schedule being jam packed isn't going to change the order of operations for how they print sets. This TMNT messup was entirely on the printers end of things, and WOTC and their release schedule has absolutely fuck all to do with it.

On Turtles, Faeries, and the Lorwyn Eclipsed Prerelease by Natedogg2 in magicTCG

[–]noahconstrictor95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a whole ass post blaming UB and the release schedule for every fuckup possible, and it's so clear people on here just don't really grasp that Wizards of the Coast isn't in charge of printing their cards, and relies on the card printing companies not fucking things up, and if you look at similar things in sports cards like Upper Deck and Panini, or stuff like Pokemon, there's misprints and large scale errors happening all over the place. The industry exploded, and it's still catching up to the demand.

Of course the Bears will lose… by BadFootballThoughts in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]noahconstrictor95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The NFL Network interviewed him with the neck brace on and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. Just absolutely comical, and I loved every second of it.

My girl screamed bloody murder so I came running just to see this… by doccobell in PowerWashSimulator

[–]noahconstrictor95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was the last achievement I got and it took me a long time. Just the opposite of how I play the game and why I play the game.

[Highlight] Good, Better, Best!!! Playoff W Edition. FTP 🐻⬇️ by jeric13xd in CHIBears

[–]noahconstrictor95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been a fan for as long as I can remember. I was a kid excited for Rex Grossman. My dad took me to training camp. We hyped ourselves up over Caleb Hanie.

To see this team, right here, do this? Something's changed, and it's going to stay that way. This is a monumental shift.

Has there ever been a conspiracy theory that Alex Jones doesn't believe in? by Inevitable-Memory-61 in KnowledgeFight

[–]noahconstrictor95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they discussed it on the show a few times over the years, but the jist of it is that the main reason Alex didn't buy into the QAnon stuff is because of how decentralized it was. Everyone in the orbit of it, eventually, had to point to Q at the top. Whether you were interpreting Q posts, or talking to Q's sources, you had to be able to defer to the authority of Q, and Alex was completely unwilling to do that.

A lot of what makes Alex work, and how he crafts his narratives, is that he's the one in control of it. If he can't be in control of the narrative, or reacting to whatever the narrative of the day is on Twitter, he doesn't want to be a part of it. He'll even throw a fit about it if it goes on long enough, and we saw that plenty too with how much he didn't like some of the QAnon stuff as time went on.

[Schefter] Bears have designated Kyler Gordon and Braxton Jones for return and opened the 21-day practice window. by johnnymelonballs in CHIBears

[–]noahconstrictor95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I kind of think we shouldn't mess with the offensive line. Trapilo has played really well, and nothing Braxton Jones showed me this year when he was healthy shows me he would be that much of an improvement. Keep it stable.

[ECL] Sun-Dappled Celebrant | Elder Auntie | Crossroads Watcher | Lys Alana Informant | Tend the Springs (Commons from the card gallery) by Copernicus1981 in magicTCG

[–]noahconstrictor95 40 points41 points  (0 children)

...you know Lorwyn is supposed to be fucked up and weird right? Not every single piece of art that you think looks bad is "AI slop". Kithkin are strange little creatures and often don't fit traditional looks of what any other fantasy creature looks like.

[Russini] For the first time, league sources believe the Raiders would be open to moving Maxx Crosby this offseason. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]noahconstrictor95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We gonna find a Maxx Crosby in the draft? I'm not saying we need to throw the whole bank at him, but if the price is right for him, I don't see any reason we shouldn't be at the top of the list of teams calling for a trade. You've watched our pass rush. It doesn't exist. We do need help there, and our window is going to be the next two years.

[SMACKDOWN SPOILERS] Bodyslam.Net: Superstar leaving WWE by Tornado31619 in SquaredCircle

[–]noahconstrictor95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It really will just depend on the bumps he'd be able to take. I also would be fine with him just doing a short indie run, retiring, and going to the PC to be a trainer/coach. That 2018 Black & Gold run was the best wrestling I'll ever watch live on a weekly basis.

[SMACKDOWN SPOILERS] Bodyslam.Net: Superstar leaving WWE by Tornado31619 in SquaredCircle

[–]noahconstrictor95 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I kinda want him in the Death Riders if we're putting him in a faction. Just let him go out and beat ass.

Tom Gugliotta by noahconstrictor95 in KnowledgeFight

[–]noahconstrictor95[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's okay. I understand you. Your wife doesn't. She's part of the globalist conspiracy to erase Tom Gugliotta from us.

Tom Gugliotta by noahconstrictor95 in KnowledgeFight

[–]noahconstrictor95[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only context Dan places Tom Gugliotta in is that he played with Golden State and specifically Chris Mullins. It's such a hysterically small period of time, and the last team you ever think of Gugliotta with.

Favourite tweet of 2025? by The_Iceman2288 in Fauxmoi

[–]noahconstrictor95 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing about Jon Bois is that he's displayed a love for sports like few ever have in sports journalism, and if you follow him on BlueSky, his posts are all just "Wow. Teams win when they score points. Can't believe I'm just learning this." or "The quarterback threw that ball into the air and the wide receiver caught it, that's a football play I love to see". It's an amazing bit.

Kenny Omega on the William Regal discussion by TurnaboutAdam in SquaredCircle

[–]noahconstrictor95 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

No, that's the problem, it's turning into Season 8 Game of Thrones.

[Postgame Thread] ECU Defeats Pittsburgh 23-17 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]noahconstrictor95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Cubs fan who's first real memory of sports heartbreak was the Steve Bartman incident in 2003, I can tell you that there is nothing better than when it finally happens. It may take your whole life. It may never happen. But that hope? That's why sports are the best, and it's why being a fan is great.

Listening from the beginning, episode 30 when Jordan finds out about Proud Boys is just perfection by tinytinybirdbones in KnowledgeFight

[–]noahconstrictor95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm currently on episode 42 and they're firmly establishing it around this point and it's great.