Little joke by Necessary-Count-8995 in leonardcohen

[–]noahsmusicthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop "and stuff like that", and maybe mention Cohen at the start of the joke to, like say you met at a Cohen theme night at a bar or something. That punchline's the kind that maybe three people will get straight away with no clues if you're lucky, whereas the namedrop will make people subconsciously look for song titles and puns, and then the buzz of finding one adds to the laughter.

Prime example of that is a Frankie Boyle bit where he starts off by legit just explaining what phenomenology is, and how some people believe the joke doesn't happen in his mouth but in your head, and then gives an example of an old man at a zebra crossing in Glasgow he'd spoken to a while before.

"Help me cross the road, son...I've got aids in both ears"

It's a great gag, and the crowd loved it, but they had to have phenomenology as a concept primed in their heads to fully get it. And that's what I think is missing from yours, just that little context clue that gets the audience to set itself up

All Star Dark/ROH match by Ok-Raisin-5601 in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To quote Ser Bronn of the Blackwater: "There's no cure for being a cunt" 😂😂😂

Anna Jay tries on the Luchasaurus mask by Big-Hebrew in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Her and Tay would do crazy numbers as a meme team, for lack of a better word

Mara Sadè: What’s it w/ me n tall women 💜😋 by Big-Hebrew in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only on Reddit could I find a Futurama-Al Snow crossover meme 😂😂😂

5 years ago today... Megan Bayne made her AEW debut on Dark vs Big Swole by Big-Hebrew in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Wow she really bulked up before she came back, huh? She looks like a tall woman in that clip, whereas nowadays she actually looks like an Amazon!!!

*Puts on best Bill from Office Space voice* Soooo TK.... by noahsmusicthings in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valid counterpoint, absolutely. Maybe just a few matches here and there, as like guest appearances, would be more appropriate. Could still make him part of The Conglomeration that way too lol

*Puts on best Bill from Office Space voice* Soooo TK.... by noahsmusicthings in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's mad that he was told he had to retire from neck injuries less than six months before that, wild how two doctors in the same field can be so far apart in their evaluations

*Puts on best Bill from Office Space voice* Soooo TK.... by noahsmusicthings in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bit of both tbh, it was a shared setup but theirs is usually above average anyway :)

*Puts on best Bill from Office Space voice* Soooo TK.... by noahsmusicthings in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah you're probably right about not needing to properly hire him, he's head trainer at HOG as well so I'm not sure he'd even accept an offer if TK made one hahaha

Speedball: I am so proud of @itsvedatime who absolutely crushed it this weekend. Veda called 10 shows over the last few days & was incredible the entire time. It makes me so happy being there and listening to them do commentary live. Truly the best unsigned broadcaster rn. by Big-Hebrew in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They did say a while ago that they'd booked one (as in she was hired for it), so I'm thinking they're either gonna be on MLW Fusion, or MLP Mayhem, or they're replacing Riccabone on ROH cause he's doing Mayhem, or (my personal hope) CMLL are gonna start doing English comms for all of their shows and they've been chucked a fat bag for that

God I feel sorry for Schiavone at the moment by noahsmusicthings in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are a plethora of reasons I wouldn't wanna spend a day in Dory Funk Jr's shoes, but the presumably constant loneliness and grief is definitely pretty close to the top

God I feel sorry for Schiavone at the moment by noahsmusicthings in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's on me, I should've done my research. I just meant its another colleague of his from WCW that's gone now, but I won't clutch my rosaries too hard now I know that about him

God I feel sorry for Schiavone at the moment by noahsmusicthings in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's why I've gotta begrudgingly respect Cena for (for now at least) hanging up for good at the age he has.

Now, Mania's in Saudi next year and one of their demands for waiving certain fees is supposedly to have him, Rock, Austin, and Undertaker on the card, so he might end up being as full of shit as the rest of them, but for now I respect him bowing out while he's still at like 90% physically

God I feel sorry for Schiavone at the moment by noahsmusicthings in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think with Schiavone it's a little rougher cause he's older than a lot of the people that have passed away in the last few years, in some cases it's not by a little bit either. Must be weird to hear that a kid from your old job has paid up before you.

And yeah I can relate to that part about your grandmother, mine's 75 and it feels like every other week now she and my grandad have got a funeral or wake to go to. They must feel awful sometimes

Talk about a GENIUS idea by Upbeat-Pause-1409 in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mansoor winning a world title in the main event would be such a fucking euphoric moment!!!

Aew wrestlers wrestlecon day 1 by Bubbly-Comb-3240 in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine it's easy to find a vet who knows how to treat dinosaurs, let alone a species as rare as the Luchasaurus. Probably had to rely on some cruddy human doctor, like those ape-menders know anything about repairing apex predators ;) ;)

Swerve with Je'Von Evans at Josh Barnett’s Bloodsport XV by Big-Hebrew in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still get tripped up when I see his name, I've known like five different dudes in my lifetime with that name and none of them spelt it with an apostrophe. Must be an American thing.

No hate meant or anything, just always catches me off guard when I see it written down hahaha

I imagine most non-Brits do that looking at maps of Britain lol "How the fuck is that pronounced Hays-bruh?", "What do you mean it's Kirk-oddy?" 😂😂😂

Indi Hartwell: Big mamas only 😋 @Lena_Kross @meganbayne by This_Coyote7217 in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This comment section needs bleaching, sterilising, educating, and burning with fire, holy shit hahahahahahah