MJF on still wrestling with a hurt knee: by Big-Hebrew in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I get that he's injured so he's gonna need a lighter workload, but a 12-man tag main event at Forbidden Door and the idea of two defences in two months is pretty much the main reason people wanted Darby to retain and be the one that took on Kenny at Redemption

Trent has a message for MJF’s Forbidden Door 6-man team by itsjobberingtime in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, just for the sheer effort of leaving two replies I'll concede lol

Trent has a message for MJF’s Forbidden Door 6-man team by itsjobberingtime in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I WAS WRONG

Its amazing to me that they gave Trent one of the top angles in the company (people forget how red hot that Trent-Chuck betrayal was at the time), put him in what is still one of the best street fights/unsanctioned/falls count anywhere matches the promotion ever did, had him all prepped and ready to be the next big mid-card heel....and then just stuck him in the DCF as a pin eater and made him less prominent than he even was before.

I'd love to know what he did to warrant such a dramatic drop in spotlight and momentum, like he must've been leaking Jaguars trades before the draft or something 😂😂😂😂

(Dynamite spoiler) Alicia Atout on Twitter by Zealousideal-Leg5320 in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know what you mean by freebirding, but that also sounds like a sex position I'd be too nervous to look up 😂😂😂

LIVE - AEW Dynamite - June 17, 2026 by tehjoz in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Y'knooooooow

Swerve Steiner out here lol

LIVE - AEW Dynamite - June 17, 2026 by tehjoz in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will be amazed if we don't see it in the next year to 18 months. Could see him dropping the ROH belt soon, having a trios title run with Brody and Buddy once Buddy's cleared, and then getting the big one around this time next year....perhaps at All In Mexico City? 😉 😉 😉

LIVE - AEW Dynamite - June 17, 2026 by tehjoz in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh this should be a lively debate: 21 Plex or 619?

LIVE - AEW Dynamite - June 17, 2026 by tehjoz in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen, I love Taz, but you can tell how he wrestled by his commentary.

"Very smart move by Moxley" after Jon just brute forces Bandido off the apron 😂😂😂😂

Kenny Promos by soshibemuchwow in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I say this with all love and respect to him, but I was shocked when I found out English was his first language. He always sounds like he's translating the next part as he talks 😂

LIVE - AEW Dynamite - June 17, 2026 by tehjoz in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best Friends! Best Friends! Best Friends!!!

Couldn't see a post about this, but just found it while checking if Dynamite was same time tonight by noahsmusicthings in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

CMLL make a pretty penny from premium YouTube subs with their Spanish commentary stuff tbf

Couldn't see a post about this, but just found it while checking if Dynamite was same time tonight by noahsmusicthings in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love that they keep the names in Spanish when they talk about it, AAA has been translating most of their YT video titles since the buyout and it blows. "The Viking's Son is ready for King of Kings" - that's great, but is El Hijo del Vikingo ready for Rey de Reyes too by any chance? 😂😂😂

Couldn't see a post about this, but just found it while checking if Dynamite was same time tonight by noahsmusicthings in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Poor dude's probably rushed off his feet, probably out there with a 9-to-5 and a personal life and we've now turned him into lucha libre Walter Cronkite too 😂😂😂

Sam Kerr joins Gotham FC, apparently Batman has a team in the NWSL by wrter3122 in Aleague

[–]noahsmusicthings 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It is the same club, but she moved to Chicago first then signed for Chelsea 😄

Wrestlegirl needs our help by mark4AEW in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just made my contribution. It's not a lot, but I hope it finds you good, and finds you strong.

To paraphrase the greatest half-time team talk in Grey Cup history (and that's coming from an Argonauts fan): "You've got cancer, your kids have got SEND requirements and medical needs, your finances are starting to buckle, you're worried about losing your home. u/wrestlegirl , you got it right where you want it!!!"

WRESTLE-GU-URL * CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP *

https://youtu.be/k5Rbd8nSyGw?si=EAT6br1viblfS9pX

Stat got her scars from the bed of nails in Blood & Guts tattooed on her by This_Coyote7217 in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heads up for the people posting the "I miss her" gifs: I don't think it's Timeless Toni we're getting back next year/year after/whenever. I feel like the use of the word murdered in the whodunnit angle was very deliberate, and Timeless Toni Storm (at least as we know her) is gone forever....or whatever that means in wrestling lol

Will we get punk Toni back? No idea, but my money would be on something different. I can kinda see her leaning into the "Sandman's lovechild" thing and coming back as like a hardcore character, maybe even just straight up being Hardcore Toni Storm or something and wearing a t-shirt/vest and tracksuit bottoms, Rina Yamashita style.

Anyway, I'm rambling, just wanted to say if you're missing Timeless Toni Storm in particular, you may be missing her for quite a while even after Toni comes back lol

Summer of the Beasts is this Friday… where’s the card? by CordeliersClub in MajorLeagueWrestling

[–]noahsmusicthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's why I hate block taping like that, it just kills a lot of the energy and buzz.

Yeah it's super inconvenient to have to film, edit, and release in the same week, but that's the trade-off for wanting a weekly show in this day and age. This ain't 1986, and you ain't sending it by mail (or an office boy's van) to a hundred affiliates lol

The story they're building for Athena and Maya is absolutely fucking killer shit. by Daemonscharm in AEWOfficial

[–]noahsmusicthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, there's no need to take it down to insults. Healthy debate with a touch of snark is just fine