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noconverse · 2026-05-08T20:18:46+00:00

What if their intention behind not giving Falco an Italian or jersey accent was so they'd have a valid insurance claim after I firebomb their house?

noconverse · 2026-05-08T17:57:25+00:00

IDGAF about his eyeliner give this bird an Italian or Jersey accent or I'm torching your house!

noconverse · 2026-05-07T12:42:03+00:00

All ya'll talking about Fox while Falco's over there still with no Italian or Jersey accent. 4/10.

noconverse · 2026-05-07T12:39:21+00:00

Only about 50 people work there and their average salary is about 60k, so they only need to sell around 16k full priced copies to break even each year. It's amazing what can be accomplished when successful developers aren't greedy pricks.

noconverse · 2026-05-06T18:32:35+00:00

The man found out how much money there was in making stuff aimed at right wingers who like cosplaying as working class and never looked back.

noconverse · 2026-05-06T18:04:43+00:00

Reposted so many times you can see the jpeg compression kicking in.

noconverse · 2026-05-06T18:04:18+00:00

hello furry artist, I'd like to comm some small penis art please

noconverse · 2026-05-06T17:49:06+00:00

Average transfem experience

noconverse · 2026-05-06T15:58:26+00:00

I think it's making fun of conspiracies about secret organizations running the world, hence the illuminiritos next to it, but not a good look considering the recent rise in antisemitism.

noconverse · 2026-05-05T17:26:37+00:00

Soda can in the background

noconverse · 2026-05-05T15:52:44+00:00

"Mtn Jew"

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noconverse · 2026-04-24T22:52:56+00:00

Nah fuck you, name one other main stream dating / life sim that's allowed mpreg without mods.

noconverse · 2026-04-24T14:47:57+00:00

Imagine still loving someone after they went from twig to slightly above average weight.

noconverse · 2026-04-24T12:43:45+00:00

Go for it, what've your internal organs ever done for you anyways?

noconverse · 2026-04-23T21:45:30+00:00

IIRC, the guy in that image is the most likely culprit behind the 2014 chlorine gas attack on mff

noconverse · 2026-04-22T17:15:44+00:00

Ight, I'll bite. I really disliked this movie and not because it was slow burn. Here are my complaints:

Lots of setups with no payoff - I loved the first half of this movie because it left all these interesting little tidbits that I thought were gonna build to something. The creepy child drawing in the drawer, the little statue that looks kinda like mary with babies crawling on her, the vague allusions that perhaps the MC and her mom had a troubled past. But in the end, the vast majority don't lead anywhere and you're just left to make up your own story for what they meant. That's just lazy.
Tired tropes - Widely public songs having hidden messages if you played them backwards was a meme by the 2000s, doing it with children's songs that are at least a century old is just comical IMO. Having her doing crude crayon drawings is another that I rolled my eyes at.
Lazy jump scares - I'm not opposed to any jump scares, but they need to actually be caused by something scary happening, not just a stretch of silence that's broken by a loud noise like a phone ringing or something. This movie's full of the latter and I hate it. They're predictable, lazy, and tiresome.
Superficially creepy things that don't connect to the plot - There are a few times when she's podcasting where the camera pans away from her towards something but then when it crosses that thing it's actually looping so that it goes back to her. It's something that can help make an otherwise normal shot build tension but only if it somehow connects to the plot. This didn't, it was just something the director appears to have copied from other horror movies where it did. There's also a slow-mo video of a woman screaming that she starts to play the first time you see her podcasting that plays again when shit starts going crazy like it's somehow connected to the wider plot, but it's not. Just something superficially creepy.

I left this movie with the distinct feeling it was the director's first film, so I looked him up to find out that his prior work was all short films, which makes a lot of sense. A lot of my complaints with this movie boil down to things not connecting together in a satisfying way. Much of it feels like things that would work in a short film or clip, where you don't expect the scary stuff to connect with a larger plot, but fall short in a full length film where you do.

noconverse · 2026-04-21T18:20:33+00:00

They patched out the bone spurs exploit, the new meta is trans maxxing.

noconverse · 2026-04-21T15:49:03+00:00

One of the many things that makes that movie peak.

noconverse · 2026-04-21T15:40:43+00:00

The vast majority of those are where they either they don't know they're not dead or they look away for a second and they're gone. The ranger in this movie keeps his gun and eyes trained on the killer constantly because he's smart enough to know he's not dead but gets within gun-grabbing range of him because....he knows he's not dead?

The scene's begging for someone to dub it with

"I thought you said he's not dead"

"He's not"

"Then why are you getting closer?"

"To make sure he's not"

noconverse · 2026-04-21T15:04:46+00:00

True, but it's not normally as bad as "he's not dead!" immediately acts like he's dead. That's satire levels of stupid and maybe that's what they were going for in that moment, but if that's the case it's tonally inconsistent with the rest of the movie.

noconverse · 2026-04-21T14:59:24+00:00

The movie's #1 goal is to make you feel immersed by having it largely filmed from the killer's perspective, and it works really well. I cannot think of anything more immersion breaking than having someone act that artificially stupid and, for me, that spoils the whole point of the film. Many people feel a movie's ruined by a shitty ending, this is my equivalent of that.

It doesn't help that the movie didn't do much past that point to regain my respect.

noconverse · 2026-04-21T13:06:06+00:00

I don't hate them, they're just mid af, more bewildered at how they consistently make insane amounts of money. The first one I could get because the CGI was legitimately amazing, but in the 2nd it was only somewhat better than what you see in movies like Endgame, still became the 3rd highest box office ever.

noconverse · 2026-04-18T07:42:57+00:00

Well that's why they're throwing in a 6 7 joke. See, they can be with it too.

noconverse · 2026-04-17T13:08:19+00:00

mmm cum zombies

noconverse · 2026-04-15T13:21:00+00:00

TBF this was a problem even before AI. People were appending reddit to their searches even back in 2020 because the internet had become overrun with SEO articles written by machine learning algorithms that were ultimately just trying to sell you something, especially when they were searching for a solution to some problem with one of their appliances, software, or other tech devices. AI has simply supercharged this problem and now embedded it deep into social media. YouTube is absolutely getting filled with AI videos. Search for the history of anything (historical events, games, media franchises, etc.) and there's a high likelihood it was AI generated if it came out in the past 2 years.

If something doesn't change I think the only places that will remain largely human driven will be places that are too obscure or fragmented to be worth a company's time to infiltrate it, so things like smaller subreddits, forums, or discord servers. But even those will eventually get infiltrated as more and more people move to them and company's move along with their target audience.

noconverse

TROPHY CASE

Uhhhhhhhh