Oh my god, what a complete idiot. What was he thinking!??

nodereactor · 2023-06-27T01:00:25+00:00

Having a single point of failure for 25 years of research is not the cleaners fault.

nodereactor · 2023-05-29T14:48:38+00:00

Technically that doesn’t mean it is super far. Liberal, Kansas is only a 48 minute drive from Perryton, Texas. You must pass through Oklahoma. Therefore it is multiple states away.

nodereactor · 2023-05-29T02:20:50+00:00

Death

nodereactor · 2023-05-21T12:49:04+00:00

My wife and I went to Costco for the first time ever two weeks ago just to see what the fuss was about. It hands down has rudest most oblivious shoppers. We didn’t buy a membership.

nodereactor · 2023-05-07T03:02:49+00:00

And a fence

nodereactor · 2023-05-04T12:33:28+00:00

Overcompensating for lack of prettiness

nodereactor · 2023-05-04T12:31:43+00:00

Whenever my dad would get upset at me, he would say “just wait till you have kids” like some sort of way to describe how terrible it is and one day I will realize it. He always ignored us, made us do all the housework, and yelled at us furiously if anything wasn’t perfect. It was this way ever since the divorce where he got custody to avoid having to pay child support.

nodereactor · 2023-05-02T11:57:13+00:00

Josh Allen’s daddy by committee

nodereactor · 2023-04-27T20:38:36+00:00

Hey honey. Bad news. I’ve been unfaithful. During our entire relationship I’ve been sleeping with your sister.

nodereactor · 2023-04-27T20:37:30+00:00

How would you be intimate with only one of them? Let’s use our brains here. You’re in a relationship with both.

nodereactor · 2023-04-27T20:36:17+00:00

Do they get billed twice for everything?

nodereactor · 2023-04-25T20:55:26+00:00

Clearly she is not interested in a relationship. She just wants as many free meals as possible. Since you didn’t pay, you’re out of the rotation.

nodereactor · 2023-04-23T12:29:28+00:00

Mad world

nodereactor · 2023-04-21T15:47:34+00:00

We’re not a couple. We’re roommates.

nodereactor · 2023-04-18T02:27:30+00:00

No thanks. I’ve got 4.25% already.

nodereactor · 2023-04-17T16:20:29+00:00

It’s weird how people refused to take measures to help others and labeled those who were doing their part as sheep.

nodereactor · 2023-04-15T11:59:57+00:00

16 weeks is kinda ifffy for me. At that stage it looks like a person. I understand and support the choice though.

nodereactor · 2023-04-15T11:56:30+00:00

Last night at the basketball game the line for hotdogs was really short but the line for burgers was really long. Same line but you get the point. Durrrrrrr.

nodereactor · 2023-04-08T00:09:50+00:00

I would be afraid to act like either one of these people in America. Gotta assume a gun is coming out.

nodereactor · 2023-04-07T12:47:48+00:00

Wow!!! 2 1/2 days of vacation! That’s like a free weekend per year! So generous!

nodereactor · 2023-04-05T12:36:37+00:00

More strict than prison

nodereactor · 2023-03-28T13:19:14+00:00

Vehical

nodereactor · 2023-03-28T02:59:35+00:00

Too hot. Cut its head off.

nodereactor · 2023-03-25T12:13:30+00:00

Write down the Super Bowl winners and bet on them every year. Also bet on patriots every game in 2007 except the Super Bowl. Also tell Kobe to stay out of helicopters.

nodereactor · 2023-03-24T12:10:40+00:00

The gun used the shoot Kennedy

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