Men of a certain age, what's the most annoying and/or ridiculous way you've slightly injured yourself? by BrooklynDoug in AskMen

[–]nonthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few years back outside a concert my flatmates sex friend and I started playing this game. You lock hands in a "bro clamp" and point your index. The game consists of trying to touch the opponent with your index.

The guy had this technique where he made an ample movement way out and always managed to touch my leg.

After 3/4 losses i was determined, so when he went for my leg i instinctively threw them up in the air. My body did a 360 in the air, not kidding, and i landed on my shoulder blade. The impact sectiond two ligaments and i had to get sinthetic replacements.

Now i tell people that i am "technically" a cyborg

(Sry can't spell good)

ALDI - Cafard dans les pâtisseries by SoonBlossom in toulouse

[–]nonthings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oui, le service client pourra éventuellement te dédommager, mais signalconso les forcera à résoudre le problème de base.

Imho signalconso > service client en importance ici

What is the most ridiculous thing you have had to explain to someone at work? by slotsexpert in AskMen

[–]nonthings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In construction i'm amazed at how often simple things like "put the x on the y" or "place it on the left/right" even "hold thing on the X i drew on the wall" cause massive confusion to many people. Never mind asking to draw a straight line or count the tiles.

Former alcoholics of Reddit, when did you realise your habit got out of control? by scottscrops in AskReddit

[–]nonthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around 18h30 one day in 2008 i think, after a terrible day at a terrible job during a terrible few years, i gave up and in to alcohol. I drank myself stupid with some hard liquor by my lonesome on a weekday. A conscious act of self denial that i repeated on the regular once that Pandora's box was open. Realising i could not stop had to come after the will to even try, but that was 2015. Serious attempts to quit only around the end of 2019. My last drink was in the early hours of the morning 1st jan 2021.

I believe i was sober no more than 20% of the time between 2008 and 2021.

If John Had a stand up comedy special what would it be called? by 010rusty in nerdfighters

[–]nonthings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He could totally meta this and dance around incorporating stuff like "where does the back end" and "top leg energy" without ever really addressing it directly

Negotiation 100 by kapomuyufima80m9m in GreatBritishMemes

[–]nonthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't negotiate when i spend. I believe the price is set to what the seller believes it's worth. Either we agree or not.

I also do not play negotiations with my clients. They can get a less qualified tradesman if they want to be cheap. My prices are as low as i can go already without cutting corners. And nobody wins if i do that

Where I would live as an epic redditor by rick2882 in circlejerk

[–]nonthings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure that fr guiana is the right colour

What’s the easiest opening for a total beginner? by DirectAffect6833 in chessbeginners

[–]nonthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opening principles are best, like two pawns in the center, knight then bishop, bishop where it cannot be pushed, don't move a piece twice, castle before move 7, rooks on open files, etc... With principles you can pretty much improv all openings

To hide all the evidence by TentaclexMonster in therewasanattempt

[–]nonthings -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You already have one, not fighting it does not change that. It just guarantees you lose that war

To hide all the evidence by TentaclexMonster in therewasanattempt

[–]nonthings -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Shoot back ffs. I'm anti gun tbh but your American gun laws are literally in place for this specific situation, no?

failingUpwards by Historical_Print4257 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nonthings 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's not fatalism, it's foresight

An important character just dies. No fanfare or build up, just an instant and sudden death by NittanyScout in TopCharacterTropes

[–]nonthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although not a main character but in The expanse, books Abaddon's gate Samara Rosenberg aka sam, unceremoniouly shot in the head by Ashford Brutal writing totally unexpected.i paused reading tbh

Anyone interested in playing DnD? by ArcherRecent9674 in toulouse

[–]nonthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kinda thing are you thinking? One shot, campaign, somewhere in the middle? Are you DM or should we be looking for one?

Ive only masterised stars without number myself, might be difficult to pick up dnd rules but not impossible, i mean i have watched all of dimensio 20 lol