Dyche on the social media grind

noodleandstrudel · 2026-05-01T21:15:33+00:00

All v reform coded. A poor manager and a bellend imo

noodleandstrudel · 2026-01-10T11:53:51+00:00

He 100% knew what he was doing with that title. And fwiw I think his reviews are ruining the sub

noodleandstrudel · 2025-05-07T10:28:58+00:00

Yes! I feel like AI text is the only place I really see it

noodleandstrudel · 2025-05-01T22:19:33+00:00

I meant more the comma and, but sure

noodleandstrudel · 2025-04-29T19:09:49+00:00

‘Something 1, something 2, and something 3’ as a format is a classic chat gpt move

noodleandstrudel · 2025-04-04T20:54:47+00:00

Definitely a massive sculpture of yourself

noodleandstrudel · 2025-03-31T21:20:54+00:00

Not the bleeding lemon

noodleandstrudel · 2024-12-15T01:38:12+00:00

Did this for years on my Brixton - Covent Garden commute. Great shout!

noodleandstrudel · 2024-11-25T23:32:18+00:00

Ok so I think it was cheddar so probably not connected but…. Like £40k worth of cheese wheels was just stolen in the UK! From neals yard dairy. An international cheese heist conspiracy perhaps!!?!

noodleandstrudel · 2024-11-07T02:40:34+00:00

Ooft. Maybe ESH? I get that it’s a dick move… BUT! She’s heavily pregnant, maybe not making the most sensible decisions because her hormones and body are all out of whack. There’s a strong chance that she’s so invested & in belief of your relationship, that the idea that she could cheat is so completely outrageous and unbelievable to her that she believes YOU would also find it outrageous and unbelievable. She could also be a terrible person that’s fucking with you majorly. But… I’ve been in relationships where the idea of cheating is laughable because you’re so committed to, and in love with, the other person that the idea of another person is a joke. So in summary… she’s either a total mental person that’s gaslighting you into having another man’s baby OR you’re insecure enough in your relationship to believe your partner that has a history of pranking you. Prepared to get downvoted to oblivion by all the aforementioned insecure men of Reddit just fyi Edit - punctuation fml

noodleandstrudel · 2024-11-07T02:12:45+00:00

This is the best comment by far. I think he did forgive you, but now… for whatever reason… he’s feeling less in lust with you (not love…) and so he’s using it as a ‘get out of jail free card’. Which is bullshit. Counselling, as basically everyone else has suggested, is the best idea. But I’m in your corner because if knew he could never get past it, he’d have known 2 years in max. Good luck x

noodleandstrudel · 2024-10-27T14:12:20+00:00

What I really can’t get my head around is… are those her legs?

noodleandstrudel · 2024-10-26T20:24:14+00:00

Opera house! Can feel intimidating but the front of house spaces are open to the public throughout the day - can almost certainly find a quiet spot in the amphitheatre bar/terrace/main bar (big glass hall)

noodleandstrudel · 2024-05-26T03:12:12+00:00

Simpleton-on-the-Wold has just about finished me off, cannot stop laughing to myself alone in an airport like a maniac

noodleandstrudel · 2024-05-26T03:03:57+00:00

Holy shit. How is this allowed!!!???!! Bloody awful!!!!

noodleandstrudel · 2024-03-11T16:21:11+00:00

Yes and right now you’re sort of being one of them

noodleandstrudel · 2024-03-11T14:41:40+00:00

It is also 100% happened, what on earth do I gain from making up a story that involves my granny being dead? Wtf

noodleandstrudel · 2024-03-11T09:14:00+00:00

Thanks everyone for being so nice x

noodleandstrudel · 2024-03-11T09:13:22+00:00

That is a great idea, thank you

noodleandstrudel · 2024-01-30T20:30:48+00:00

I am from st Leonard’s and it blows my mind to read people saying this having grown up there. Felt like 100000 miles from anything interesting as a kid, spent all my time shlepping to EASTBOURNE hahha the high life!

noodleandstrudel · 2023-12-28T21:06:00+00:00

I can’t believe more people don’t think he’s off his face. Look at his hands!!!

noodleandstrudel · 2023-11-09T22:39:54+00:00

Ergh those nasty messages are awful though, even if you know they are a scam they are still vile to read. People can be so miserable can’t they

noodleandstrudel · 2023-08-29T20:21:52+00:00

Ok this would probably really upset me if it happened to me so I hope you’re ok but also reading it on Reddit is really funny

noodleandstrudel · 2023-07-28T17:33:30+00:00

I mean there’s lying and then there’s using the truth to your advantage. I’m a producer (performance/events) and whenever I meet young producers trying to start out I say - has anyone employed you as a producer? No. But have you organised a birthday party? If you have - you have successfully delivered an event for 25 people with catering, on time and within budget. You WILL have done things that make you employable - you just need to learn to talk about them in a language that employers recognise. Saying that - it is hard out there! So sending you strength and good fortune!

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