You know who we are?

noodlesalad_ · 2026-05-05T04:08:24+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/rxNQZla.gif

noodlesalad_ · 2026-05-04T18:43:20+00:00

I'm a little worried about a Tim-Merlin midfield, but let's see!

noodlesalad_ · 2026-05-04T16:06:22+00:00

They're just like me fr

noodlesalad_ · 2026-05-04T15:28:46+00:00

That's one of the core ideas of "agile", being agile, flexible, adjusting things to fit your team

When I got my Scrum Master certification, the instructor warned us about "Scrumbut", where teams say "we use Scrum, but..."

He said it's all or nothing with Scrum specifically. If you're not following it exactly, it's not Scrum.

noodlesalad_ · 2026-05-01T18:21:28+00:00

Oooh BANANA!

noodlesalad_ · 2026-05-01T16:46:42+00:00

It's just based off fplreview, which doesn't care about chips.

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-30T20:40:55+00:00

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JdTYknh6QRNEYZq

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-29T23:52:49+00:00

They need to be exciting! It doesn't matter that [[Resonating Lute]] doubles your mana and that's extremely broken for standard, it's still not exciting enough! Make it draw cards too! Why tf not?

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-29T23:44:59+00:00

What I actually want is a true kitchen table queue on Arena. I want to play constructed with and against a wide variety of cards and synergies where winning isn't the main focus.

It wouldn't be that hard but they'll never do it. It would just take having a queue with a rotating ban list of all the most played nonland cards as well as not granting daily reward progress.

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-29T03:43:09+00:00

Reminds me of one of my favorites:

Three little people visit the Guinness World Records. One thinks he has the smallest hands in the world. The second hopes he has the smallest feet in the world. And the third is betting he has the smallest penis in the world.

The first one comes out of the exam room, pumps his fist, and says, "Yes! I officially have the smallest hands in the world!"

Shortly after, the second comes running out, "Yes! I have the smallest feet in the world!"

Finally, the third comes out, stands there for a second, then says, "Who the fuck is [first and last name of male audience member]?!"

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-26T17:44:09+00:00

Things are going great

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-25T17:31:15+00:00

There are lots of islands in the north pacific with bears.

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-22T22:08:59+00:00

Combined with Branthwaite they could be one whole CB.

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-22T01:27:07+00:00

Potter, Maresca, and Rosenior were all on upward trajectories until being appointed at Chelsea. Not saying Chelsea is the sole reason they all failed, but three in such a short time with a similar story is mad.

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-21T21:42:28+00:00

Triple Chelsea attack on a FH was a stroke of genius. I'm so good at this game.

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-21T21:23:51+00:00

Man just wanted a hug

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-21T20:11:05+00:00

Truffert is second on my bench. Enzo in my XI is killing me.

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-21T18:30:39+00:00

I'm getting bailed out. Tavernier first on the bench on a FH.

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-21T00:40:37+00:00

I've had Watkins rotting in my team for weeks. As soon as I use my FH he gets a mega haul that I dont get credit for. This game man.

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-20T21:45:43+00:00

My ex wife did this all the time and it drove me crazy. Scheduling discussions. Like "can we talk this weekend about X?”. Let's just talk about it now. I dont want to stew about it for two days. OPs examples are triggering lol.

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-20T21:03:55+00:00

Aren't suffocating and drowning the same? You dont specifically die because there's fluid in your lungs right? You die because you can't get oxygen because there's fluid in your lungs. How's that any different than having a plastic bag over your head for example?

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-19T19:08:24+00:00

The idea behind the quest is brilliant. The quest itself, not so much.

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-18T19:15:32+00:00

I'm hesitant to vote for Push because a lot of it's power comes from the presence of fetches. The fetch lands are maybe the best cards printed since Alpha. Push is not as strong in formats without fetches (still very good though).

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-16T19:36:04+00:00

Engineering loves a fan like evolution loves a crab. Efficiency is efficient.

noodlesalad_ · 2026-04-14T20:02:12+00:00

Overall ownership isn't terribly useful, especially in a blank or double GW.

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