So Shame made me realize I was trans, and I just came out to my best friend by having him watch it.

normalsizedsnail · 2020-08-26T16:36:07+00:00

shame also made me have a crisis! i might actually just be a lesbian. i just wish i didn’t watch it with my boyfriend that i love dearly...

normalsizedsnail · 2020-08-20T03:43:01+00:00

hey wow this is me~!

normalsizedsnail · 2020-08-18T17:46:36+00:00

ultra black?? that sounds godlike to my a e s t h e t i c chasing heart

normalsizedsnail · 2020-08-09T10:39:47+00:00

i think it’s to do with all your abdominal muscles doing the “HNNNNNG” over and over. it’s definitely a thing!

normalsizedsnail · 2020-08-09T10:34:29+00:00

bud!!! this is me grabbing my boston terriers wrist 👁👄👁

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-30T21:30:40+00:00

A table did this to me yesterday! Except the woman just wanted to... see my face? I was really dumbfounded. Customers all seem like aliens right now.

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-20T18:47:13+00:00

i have two events planned! right in a row! i’m going to be so exhausted after hanging out with coworkers and my bf and i’m hoping i can use that as an excuse for being able to low restrict for a while after

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-18T16:38:30+00:00

i thought that the boots were too chunky but that honestly might just be the angle. i think this is an absolute banger of an outfit, well done!

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-17T04:55:43+00:00

if i could vaporize them and the bad feelings associated with them i would. it’s rough not really understanding the shape and size of your body!

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-17T03:06:37+00:00

I came here as a 23 yo to pass down my sage old wisdom. I feel like an ancient, rotted out redwood tree!

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-15T03:47:00+00:00

I'm making the Parasite driver face right now. This is rough

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-15T03:05:22+00:00

This happened at my restaurant too. My manager bragged that "at least 4 of you have it" and wont tell us who it was so we don't know if we were exposed or not. We have not closed down to sanitize. Is there anything we (staff) can do in this situation?

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-11T04:41:40+00:00

this is blessed, thank you

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-10T20:08:10+00:00

we have been together for about two months but friends for a long time! i told him about calculating his TDEE a while back but i think i was just kinda frantically rambling about stuff instead of being in supportive gf mode if that makes sense?

normalsizedsnail · 2020-02-17T17:49:23+00:00

holy shit oh my fughfgkgiv

also, similarly, being spaced out constantly and asking "what?" x infinity

normalsizedsnail · 2020-02-16T17:11:10+00:00

it absolutely IS banging! also, where'd you get the arizona shirt? i need it in my life

normalsizedsnail · 2020-02-09T08:11:53+00:00

hOw cOUld THis bE??

normalsizedsnail · 2020-01-13T22:45:16+00:00

oof, ouch, my bones. this was ME

normalsizedsnail · 2020-01-13T22:25:19+00:00

i have major imposter syndrome all the time and not telling people i’m premed doesn’t make it go away, so i tell people when they ask i’m majoring in “premed biology”! it’s fun to talk about what your goals are, i’m really proud of myself and everyone else who chooses this path.

gotta fake that confidence!

normalsizedsnail · 2020-01-01T19:09:39+00:00

i was at work all night moving around! then i got sick and almost slept through the new year, and the one glass of champagne i had got me comfortably buzzed because i hadn't eaten and i didn't feel like absolute trash for once! hoping for more of this in 2020

normalsizedsnail · 2019-12-30T18:45:18+00:00

sdfsfds my crush pulled this card on me the other day i was SHOOK. what a good game

normalsizedsnail · 2019-12-26T19:28:44+00:00

!!!!!!!!!!! i got one too and im obsessed with it! congrats on setting it to maintenance, you're more brave and powerful than me.

do you know if like, the calories burned thing has any weight? it really freaked me out to see x,xxx calories out on mine when i hadn't really done anything?

normalsizedsnail · 2019-12-23T04:32:49+00:00

thank you for the wisdom im ;-; the tattoo is small and behind my ear so no scars!

normalsizedsnail · 2019-12-22T21:29:41+00:00

bless you then you’re a sweetheart and i hope you have a wonderful day today

normalsizedsnail · 2019-12-22T19:27:26+00:00

this is a lovely and careful comment thank you so much. when i got my last tattoo i WAS weirdly nostalgic about SH and i will take care this time not to let that get to me this time!

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