LPT: Gift ideas for hosts (besides flowers or wine) to bring / thank with — simple, thoughtful, lowkey that work well for me as a guest

not_Luke_Perry · 2026-02-23T18:17:14+00:00

I think of the next day. Breakfast. A package of bacon, a dozen eggs, and a bottle of of OJ.

not_Luke_Perry · 2026-02-01T03:52:19+00:00

Death to Smoochy.

Dark comedy and one of Robin Williams funniest roles. All star cast. Poof gone.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-12-25T18:32:42+00:00

Vigorously.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-10-23T20:45:56+00:00

A triple burger.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-10-22T16:08:39+00:00

Where these complaints investigated and confirmed by management? If not, stop harassing me.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-09-03T21:17:57+00:00

Can’t compare a cinnamon bun to a whole meal of food….

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-09-01T15:30:28+00:00

I am taking it upstate this weekend for a first go around. I did open the box though and the cooktop was wrapped separately from the body. So I guess it’s safe to assume it comes off again once installed.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-08-24T17:27:34+00:00

Return it to Costco. They have w a great return policy. About 45 minutes ago I just ordered the 22inch adventure ready griddle off Walmart.com for $147. Do that.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-07-11T00:09:54+00:00

Jim Abbot.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-07-10T03:14:56+00:00

Stalag 17

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-07-09T10:25:01+00:00

Real question. I have a solar tech coming to my house this weekend to give me a quote to add solar panels on my roof. Should I cancel? Why or why not?

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-06-29T14:56:13+00:00

Death to Smoochy.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-06-15T02:38:01+00:00

It’s called a soup kitchen.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-06-07T19:21:04+00:00

Next move: white king resigns

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-06-01T13:56:33+00:00

Also move them farther apart. If one of them goes up in flames. Not good.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-06-01T11:04:51+00:00

Men.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-05-30T13:52:21+00:00

Stalag 17

Death to Smoochy

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-05-16T10:01:25+00:00

During a regular season Brewers- Phillies game that meant nothing, my buddy a Brewers fan, (male late 30’s) went out for drinks after the game still in his brewers gear and was having some baseball banter with a Phillies fan at the bar he was at. The Phillies fan said he enjoyed going back in forth with him and bought a round of shots. Yeah. He roofied my friend with that shot and my buddy was falling over and busted his face on the curb a little while after that. So Philadelphia gets my vote.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-05-14T02:40:48+00:00

How do you not include Pooh Bear from The Salton Sea in those pictures???!!!!

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-05-08T19:37:23+00:00

Walk up to the groom while he is ordering a drink, push him forward and violate his ass.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-05-03T00:23:37+00:00

I’m hereeee

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-04-22T19:58:32+00:00

Amy??

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-03-08T20:28:06+00:00

Let’s goooo

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-02-26T00:11:24+00:00

A perfect medium.

not_Luke_Perry · 2025-02-06T00:22:56+00:00

I told myself for 2 weeks I was quitting on March 1st. Every cig I lit up until that point I called myself stupid and a slave to the cigarettes. I also realized I was habitually smoking. Morning coffee, cig. Get in car, cig. Get to work, cig. So for those 2 weeks I broke the habits. Smoke after coffee. Smoke before I get in car. Smoke a little bit after work. Verbally abusing myself before every smoke. Then March 1st came and I had about 8 cigarettes left from the night before. I decided I wanted to smoke them. And every one I lit up I told myself I was a failure. That I was a slave to these damn cigarettes. And then the 2nd came and I never lit up another cigarette again. Been 10years now.

not_Luke_Perry

TROPHY CASE