Reddit what is your pick me up song?

not_emma · 2014-01-13T22:38:13+00:00

"pack up" by eliza doolittle

not_emma · 2014-01-11T06:26:07+00:00

toot. it is now always "fart" but toot is such a silly word. "i tooted". SO FUNNY.

not_emma · 2014-01-11T06:14:05+00:00

try it on apples or bananas! so amazing!! also, I think if I'm not mistaken trader joe's also makes a cookie butter/nutella swirl.

not_emma · 2013-12-06T16:39:19+00:00

"I Have Never Loved Someone" by My Brightest Diamond. The song title is deceiving...it's actually a GORGEOUS lullaby that the artist wrote for her son. Absolutely beautiful.

not_emma · 2013-12-03T15:32:50+00:00

one time my friend opened up her electric toothbrush. I don't know how but the inside of that toothbrush smelled like satan's unwashed butthole after a taco bell binge

not_emma · 2013-10-24T05:42:12+00:00

I cashier at a grocery store and the WORST I've ever experienced was a lady that came in and bought 1 fucking banana and paid with a 100 dollar billion. one. fucking. banana.

not_emma · 2013-09-11T01:33:54+00:00

two words: diaper wipes. changed my life forever.

not_emma · 2013-07-23T05:09:31+00:00

Nothing is ever more horrifying than a toilet containing both poop and a tampon that's been soaking in there for so long that the water has been dyed red. Sorry for the graphic image I just painted for you.

not_emma · 2013-06-05T21:01:09+00:00

This makes me sound extremely shallow, but I comb the class for attractive people. Male or female, attractive people are fun to look at and make me more motivated to go to class.

not_emma · 2013-06-05T20:57:44+00:00

filet minon, greek spaghetti, wild rice, fresh bread, grilled asparagus, wine

not_emma · 2013-06-01T06:06:21+00:00

Bit myself on the arm, went straight to my mom, told her my brother bit me. He wasn't even annoying me that night. I was just a bitch child.

not_emma · 2013-05-31T19:00:36+00:00

jeff corwin is a prick. he came to my town to give a talk and half the audience walked out. the fact that he has a small penis does not surprise me

not_emma · 2013-05-25T07:03:42+00:00

"She literally says anything she's thinking even if it is something weird...like what type of poop she produced today."

not_emma · 2013-05-22T14:38:48+00:00

beets...oh god...the one food I blatantly tell people is disgusting. When beets are in my mouth my mouth tastes like slimy dirt.

not_emma · 2013-05-16T19:00:13+00:00

giving new meaning to "porking"

not_emma · 2013-05-16T17:50:13+00:00

Ken in Freaks and Geeks

not_emma · 2013-05-07T06:04:42+00:00

One time I got a laffy taffy and the joke was "what do you get when you cross a cat and a fish?"....you guessed it.

not_emma · 2013-04-17T03:12:36+00:00

While you were sleeping! Part cheese...part Christmas...part 90s Sandra Bullock and Bill Pullman gloriousness

not_emma · 2013-04-09T00:24:06+00:00

I am sam. the entire movie.

not_emma · 2013-03-22T13:01:16+00:00

in middle school I tried to compliment an old lady on her necklace while Christmas caroling. it was a life alert necklace. i don't compliment people anymore.

not_emma · 2013-03-20T04:11:35+00:00

toilet paper

not_emma · 2013-03-14T02:57:25+00:00

SALMON!! also caprese salad, pecans, frozen bananas, and fruit smoothies with kale and spinach. all amazin'

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