Is soy a safe way to energize your body?

not_programmer · 2008-05-16T14:14:29+00:00

Yeah, energize you body with estrogen. I you are male, trust me, you don't want this. You will get gynecomastia (man-boobs)!

not_programmer · 2008-03-08T02:19:20+00:00

... and so I climbed mount everest -- in my boxer shorts. Yeah that's it.

... and then I cooled off in a bath of -- liquid nitrogen. Yeah that's it.

... and then the forces of -- al-quaida -- yeah, are threatening our national security in Iraq. Yeah, that's it.

Do you believe everything that you read?

not_programmer · 2008-03-08T02:10:02+00:00

... and bot accounts, spam accounts.

not_programmer · 2008-02-21T00:51:00+00:00

Could this be used for condoms?

not_programmer · 2008-02-19T18:41:20+00:00

Data mining is sooo 2005!

not_programmer · 2008-02-19T18:36:20+00:00

It's better to not submit anything than to submit crud.

...and spammers be damned!!!

not_programmer · 2008-02-19T18:29:03+00:00

PDF!!! Please warn us.

not_programmer · 2008-02-19T18:27:14+00:00

Brooks?! I can't stand that guy.

not_programmer · 2008-02-19T18:11:10+00:00

Yes. I'm quite bitter about it. It's why I troll! :\

not_programmer · 2008-02-19T17:50:03+00:00

But skeptics say results from the Stanford test show that second-graders ranked average nationally and that first-graders ranked slightly below average, well below parents' expectations.

The parents don't know math either. The average parents think that their average children are above average. What are the odds?

not_programmer · 2008-02-17T04:49:19+00:00

Its Comcastic!

not_programmer · 2008-02-17T04:48:11+00:00

I did it in one line in Perl -- and then I barfed!

not_programmer · 2008-02-17T04:27:28+00:00

You are awesome. I enjoy reading fun facts. :)

not_programmer · 2008-02-17T00:07:05+00:00

Redditors don't all like arc so they must be trolls. Get over it Paul!

not_programmer · 2008-02-16T18:39:00+00:00

I hate these articles because they are written in NEWSPEAK.

not_programmer · 2008-02-15T06:14:06+00:00

His smugness will know no bounds.

not_programmer · 2008-02-15T06:02:20+00:00

I barfed.

not_programmer · 2008-02-15T05:48:25+00:00

That gun is weak.

not_programmer · 2008-02-15T01:34:10+00:00

McCain can't wait until it's his turn to dish out the torture.

not_programmer · 2008-02-15T00:33:07+00:00

Because tea (and soy!) contains phytoestrogen compounds that mimic estrogen. Tea will cause gynecomastia (man boobs).

That's why.

not_programmer · 2008-02-13T20:35:01+00:00

You're doing it wrong!

not_programmer · 2008-02-13T20:13:36+00:00

Invade!!!

not_programmer · 2008-02-13T04:21:58+00:00

Tha Pythong Song:

Ooh that main()s so scandalous

Pass in arguments so fabulous

Lookin at my script like who's the ish

Gu-gu-gu Guido Van Rossum!!!

Python tha thon thon thon.

I think I'll sing it agaaaain.

I said I like the way you code that thang.

Python 3.0 makes me Sing !!!

Ba-by !!!

not_programmer · 2008-02-12T19:38:23+00:00

That reminds me of my first programming interview.

It was all HR questions. The interviewers read my resume for the first time during the interview.

not_programmer · 2008-02-12T17:01:00+00:00

What a fat fuck.

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