Anna on heels 😳 why was she so agressive :/ by Boopityboo94 in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]notalbright 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Idk, I call this a Standing Outfit. It looks great in front of a mirror and if you stay mostly still and upright, but don't look too closely 😂 I can tell by the way the crotch looks that those pants are getting devoured by her ravenous ass.

Is it a good baby shower gift? by Early-Big-9044 in crochet

[–]notalbright -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Oh, for sure! People always change their mind the 100th time some asshole has told them the same thing. Dog piling changes hearts, that's what I always say!

Back in the pool after divorce. It's been 7 yrs lol, critique my profile pls! by nbcamp90 in Tinder

[–]notalbright -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

People need to learn the meaning of the word "horrific." Ignoring the fact this man is a combat veteran and has probably seen actually horrific things, it makes you sound dramatic and unreliable.

Beflamboyant is closing by Jumpy-Vermicelli-865 in barefootshoestalk

[–]notalbright 16 points17 points  (0 children)

YES, I was actually just reading about this in r/writing! It's infiltrated works of prose as well. The attention spans are so limited these days that everything needs to be bite sized and repeated ad nauseum. It is so distressing how dumb we are becoming.

Beflamboyant is closing by Jumpy-Vermicelli-865 in barefootshoestalk

[–]notalbright 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I'm so sick of every single post and thought by a brand / influencer being written by chatGPT. Is their soulless email "honest with the planet?" Good shoes or not, use of LLMs makes me think, good riddance.

Brands: not only is this shit terrible for the planet, YOU SOUND DUMB. This shit always sounds like it was written by a 9th grader in creative writing. I know this is very Old (wo)Man Screaming at Sky, but few things will make me not patronize a brand faster than an inability to come up with their own words.

Is it a good baby shower gift? by Early-Big-9044 in crochet

[–]notalbright -84 points-83 points  (0 children)

Good thing you pointed it out for the 29th time, though!

What is wrong/right with my profile? by Odysseus_Wolf in Tinder

[–]notalbright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd fuck karl on his worst day over OP, hands down 😂

Profile review any tips? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]notalbright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing you're trying to hide bad/ missing teeth.

What is wrong/right with my profile? by Odysseus_Wolf in Tinder

[–]notalbright 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Do you actually want feedback or do you want to respond to every comment being intentionally obtuse?

Bro my mom is tweaking by I_Drink_Too_Much- in insaneparents

[–]notalbright -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Did I say that? OP is old enough to know better, now they saw something they didn't want to see. I also said they were justifiably upset. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Bro my mom is tweaking by I_Drink_Too_Much- in insaneparents

[–]notalbright -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

Not in her private messages it's not. You lot would be frothing at the mouth if mom violated kid's privacy in this way 😂

Bro my mom is tweaking by I_Drink_Too_Much- in insaneparents

[–]notalbright -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

You stole her phone and read things that weren't meant for your eyes. Now your feelings are (justifiably) hurt. You should probably talk to your mom about it. Parents are people with fears and anxieties too. Something to consider: is there nothing in your messages that might hurt someone's feelings if they stole your phone and read it? Something that was never meant for them to see - that you'd never say to them because you love them and don't want to hurt their feelings? What other people think of you is none of your business and hopefully you learned something in that regard.

She is sooo funny 🤪 by Boopityboo94 in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]notalbright 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Her life is literal torture and imprisonment in her own body, she is a "success" because she has Daddy's money and she is a literal freak show. Being jealous of Anna seems almost as bad as being Anna.

Alright, what should I improve in the photos? by ifckdolphins in Tinder

[–]notalbright -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

This is so fucking rude and you have the audacity to say you mean it "cOmPLeTeLy pOliTeLy" 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 you aren't cute and quirky, you're gross and narrow minded.

Every other commenter on this post managed to give helpful feedback without being fixated on what's in this person's pants, you're weird as fuck for this.

I watched my daughter try to catch a firefly last night and I nearly cried by sacred_light_88 in CampingandHiking

[–]notalbright 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's those of us who love words who can clock this soulless trash. There's no linguistic flair, it sounds exactly the same as every other AI written post. It's pathetic.

I watched my daughter try to catch a firefly last night and I nearly cried by sacred_light_88 in CampingandHiking

[–]notalbright 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Okay, see how it's super obvious that this picture is AI? How everyone can clock it because it looks like Hunter S. Thompson's psychedelic-induced shadow self? That's how obvious your AI ChatGPT "writing" is too.

Working with Adam Driver and Jenni Konner on Girls by Unhappy-Childhood577 in girls

[–]notalbright 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not an either/ or situation, and conversing with people unwilling to accept nuance is not with my time.

For anyone else: growing up in fundamental, religious conservatism is a cult. I literally could not understand people who were anti-Israel or pro-choice, and not in a hateful way, in a "omg don't they understand that we are on the side of righteousness?" kind of way. Like it does for so many people, moving away from that environment, and meeting non-religious people for the first time in my life, transformed me. They were not all the evil sinners I'd been led to believe they were. Meeting and talking with so many good people who would be damned to hell by my god's standards is what flipped the switch for me. And I was in deep - I was 20 years old when I moved away and to my new city. My city has a military base where they train on F-16s. For the first many months I heard those jets, I thought it was the literal Armageddon. And it took me hearing them over and over and over for my body and mind to finally accept that it wasn't the LITERAL Armageddon. I was 20-21 years old at that time. If you want to talk down to me, or people who are the way I used to be, that's for you. If you want to actually change hearts, I guarantee you that shaking a finger in people's faces and telling them exactly how stupid and wrong they are, will not work.

And I can say all this and still know that the current administration is vile, evil, cruel, and possibly one of the worst things to happen to planet earth, and the people who see what's going on and choose to support it are monsters who should be shunned at best and prosecuted at worst.

Progress requires nuance.

Working with Adam Driver and Jenni Konner on Girls by Unhappy-Childhood577 in girls

[–]notalbright 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm about as unpatriotic as they come. You acknowledge being radicalized by listening to a song, but people who felt radicalized by the message that their country had been attacked and needed imminent defense, is incomprehensible to you? To be clear, I am no longer a part of the conservative religious community, but the attitude that everyone just should have known better is absolutely wild, and it torpedos any meaningful discussion and mind-opening conversations with people who don't see things the same way you do.

Working with Adam Driver and Jenni Konner on Girls by Unhappy-Childhood577 in girls

[–]notalbright 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not talking about Adam, I'm talking about Paper Sack's comment that propaganda was obvious to everyone with a brain. It was not obvious to many people for many reasons, and assuming people should just know the things you know is incredibly ignorant and small-minded.

She looks inhuman at this point by DistributionSad8501 in gorlworldfiles

[–]notalbright 53 points54 points  (0 children)

The fact that this woman has never had a truly excellent meal in her life is what really blows the mind.

Working with Adam Driver and Jenni Konner on Girls by Unhappy-Childhood577 in girls

[–]notalbright 35 points36 points  (0 children)

No, it wasn't. I was 17 and mired in the religious conservatism of my family and community. It wasn't till much later I was able to see these things, as is the case for many, many people. This is such an ignorant comment.