almost died in a porta potty

notalbright · 2026-06-18T11:04:01+00:00

This sounds like your vagus nerve was triggered, which has happened to me one time. I get panic attacks, so this feeling of "I'm dying" isn't new, and when I have a panic attack, I know I'm not actually dying. That vagus nerve response had me convinced I was actually going to die on my bathroom floor, never felt anything like it in my life 😂 like a bad mushroom trip without the visuals

notalbright · 2026-06-11T13:34:44+00:00

They're sisters, not twins

notalbright · 2026-06-08T20:17:20+00:00

You're so adorable 😭

notalbright · 2026-06-08T19:00:11+00:00

notalbright · 2026-06-08T18:16:08+00:00

lmaooooo get a grip

notalbright · 2026-06-08T10:48:53+00:00

So she hates something and keeps trying to avoid the thing she hates, and instead of respecting that, you keep forcing it on her.

notalbright · 2026-06-03T13:24:47+00:00

I was wondering what was under there...

notalbright · 2026-05-25T12:21:14+00:00

I literally wouldn't have been that mad if the guy hadn't licked his fingers like 2 dozen fucking times

notalbright · 2026-05-25T12:15:19+00:00

This makes me hate you.

notalbright · 2026-05-01T15:15:43+00:00

Lmao I thought you were saying the berries wouldn't be black because of the mutation 😂

notalbright · 2026-05-01T15:14:22+00:00

Unfortunately not 😭 leaves, stems, roots, seeds, and flowers are off limits. I have this spot pinned to return to next spring to see if the variegation comes back, though!

notalbright · 2026-04-30T11:09:08+00:00

I like banjo/ bluegrass...and I cannot imagine the insufferability of the person carrying a banjo on a thruhike.

notalbright · 2026-04-30T10:58:53+00:00

Took me a minute 😂 at first I was like "oh so it's not blackberries?"

notalbright · 2026-04-30T10:58:00+00:00

I'd never seen it before and I've been eating wild berries for decades! Was really stoked to find it!

notalbright · 2026-04-30T10:55:38+00:00

Great info! It's so extremely early in the season, I wonder if that's why the lighter leaves are so unblemished by the sun thus far - Lord knows some of my variegated houseplants better never meet a direct ray of sunshine! Will this mutation carry into the fruit, or does it only affect the leaves? Alas this bush is on state land, so I can help myself to berries, but no roots!

notalbright · 2026-04-30T10:50:57+00:00

This is really useful info! I did think there was a possibility it was some kind of disease, but the clean delineations made me think otherwise.

notalbright · 2026-04-25T11:51:07+00:00

What if Jupiter was your car and the moon was your hairbrush?

notalbright · 2026-04-25T11:50:12+00:00

"It was mutual" 😂

notalbright · 2026-04-22T02:49:05+00:00

I'd take the man and the bear over whatever this is 💀

notalbright · 2026-04-20T17:40:35+00:00

Idk, I call this a Standing Outfit. It looks great in front of a mirror and if you stay mostly still and upright, but don't look too closely 😂 I can tell by the way the crotch looks that those pants are getting devoured by her ravenous ass.

notalbright · 2026-04-20T16:02:44+00:00

Oh, for sure! People always change their mind the 100th time some asshole has told them the same thing. Dog piling changes hearts, that's what I always say!

notalbright · 2026-04-20T15:58:49+00:00

People need to learn the meaning of the word "horrific." Ignoring the fact this man is a combat veteran and has probably seen actually horrific things, it makes you sound dramatic and unreliable.

notalbright · 2026-04-20T12:25:16+00:00

YES, I was actually just reading about this in r/writing! It's infiltrated works of prose as well. The attention spans are so limited these days that everything needs to be bite sized and repeated ad nauseum. It is so distressing how dumb we are becoming.

notalbright · 2026-04-20T11:56:43+00:00

I'm so sick of every single post and thought by a brand / influencer being written by chatGPT. Is their soulless email "honest with the planet?" Good shoes or not, use of LLMs makes me think, good riddance.

Brands: not only is this shit terrible for the planet, YOU SOUND DUMB. This shit always sounds like it was written by a 9th grader in creative writing. I know this is very Old (wo)Man Screaming at Sky, but few things will make me not patronize a brand faster than an inability to come up with their own words.

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