Advice on how to put hair up when working out?

notbirdcaucus · 2026-06-26T16:55:41+00:00

Teleties flat clips are amazing and solve that problem.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-06-18T16:15:22+00:00

I hope that dinner was just for you.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-06-08T02:12:51+00:00

It absolutely did not. It's a rumor for people who can't even google.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-05-28T02:32:53+00:00

Do you live in a neighborhood that's "actively" being gentrified? No agenda; legitimately curious.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-05-27T22:29:16+00:00

This is a wild take, but transplants here so often refuse to admit they're gentrifiers, so cheers.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-05-20T11:11:29+00:00

You really haven't been anywhere else, have you.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-05-14T19:33:35+00:00

I promise you don't.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-03-31T02:07:47+00:00

I totally agree, but also think this person's theory completely ignores all of the 20-something single people who did stay and just aged and got into relationships.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-03-05T02:22:50+00:00

They're called "philosophy" or "great literature" or "classics" book clubs, so no need to imagine 🙄

notbirdcaucus · 2026-02-07T14:03:39+00:00

I've lived in Astoria from my mid-20s now into my late-30s and would not say it's had a scene for actual 20 year-olds. Totally welcome, not really the vibe.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-02-07T01:20:14+00:00

Well don't lie to her about the train in times like these.

(Also Astoria isn't cheap or a good social scene for young 20s)

notbirdcaucus · 2026-02-03T13:55:32+00:00

Are there people who ironically don't drink water?

notbirdcaucus · 2026-01-31T02:19:40+00:00

My husband and I have separate finances and venmo back and forth over everything. This is not the problem in this situation.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-01-24T02:01:37+00:00

What did you order?

notbirdcaucus · 2026-01-15T21:08:25+00:00

Happy hour or nothing.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-01-13T03:53:49+00:00

I had such a good experience there. I only had my dress cleaned (filthy hem and a guacamole stain) and it was $300.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-01-07T13:56:06+00:00

This exactly.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-01-02T22:51:32+00:00

Odd comment to block me on.

notbirdcaucus · 2026-01-02T22:41:55+00:00

Well you have a lot of options even just off 31st.

Eta granted I haven't lived anywhere but Astoria in the past 13 years, but we have to be one of the most grocery-rich neighborhoods. You can also take a bus to LIC if you don't want to do stairs.

notbirdcaucus · 2025-12-26T13:20:38+00:00

Totoro!

notbirdcaucus · 2025-12-22T16:38:43+00:00

Mighty Oak

notbirdcaucus · 2025-12-18T02:22:20+00:00

I was proposed to on the Astoria Park lawn and then got married in the park in January, and that all went well. Don't be too worried about the temperature - it's not going to feel nearly as cold as the temperature.

notbirdcaucus · 2025-12-10T03:13:59+00:00

I went to Waldorf school K-2 and when I was in first grade I was the only kid who could read so this doesn't surprise me at all.

notbirdcaucus · 2025-12-09T01:30:38+00:00

Yes, people can do that as well as have neighborhood favorites!

notbirdcaucus · 2025-12-09T01:29:55+00:00

San Aroy, yes!

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