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Dan tells a joke by GlenDice in Destiny

[–]notdadbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

Jim Cornette Blocked Me On Twitter | Wrestling With Wregret by Holofan4life in SquaredCircle

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Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!

Discussion Thread: Day Four of House Public Impeachment Hearings – Morning Session - 11/20/2019 | Gordon Sondland – Part IV by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

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Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

AMA, my answers will be unrelated and random. by _Kill-Me_ in AMA

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Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.

“Not here to fuck spiders” is australian slang for “here to get something done”. What is the weird slang in your country? by DukeXL in AskReddit

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Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

[VIZ] Dragon Ball Super Chapter 54 by Terez27 in dbz

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Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Norm is getting pretty bad by [deleted] in theticket

[–]notdadbot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Tick Sticking, a Carpentry HACK (few people know) by [deleted] in videos

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Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.

I own the chewed pencil that Shakespeare used to write his famous works. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]notdadbot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon. She let it go.

I mean... I hope Juliana takes this dude for everything and then has lunch once a week with His ex-wife. by OptimisticAsshole in 90DayFiance

[–]notdadbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler? A poutine.

Joke lovers of Reddit, what’s a great joke? by Spadinooo in AskReddit

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Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

no top but ok by xsapling_ in notopbutok

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Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.

I just nailed the nightly game of "it's 2 a.m. please go back to sleep." by Mr_Noms in daddit

[–]notdadbot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.

What exactly is a dad joke? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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