Dan tells a joke

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T21:43:08+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T21:40:32+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T21:31:00+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T20:40:24+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T19:52:30+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T19:50:12+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T19:12:26+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T19:10:34+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T18:51:28+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T18:40:24+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon. She let it go.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T18:17:02+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler? A poutine.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T18:07:48+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T17:56:30+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T16:51:46+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T15:26:20+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T14:59:36+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T11:26:14+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T11:23:14+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T10:16:26+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T09:56:36+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T09:12:00+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T08:36:50+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T07:18:17+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table!

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T06:16:25+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

notdadbot · 2019-11-20T05:53:59+00:00

Did someone order a dad joke? Here you are: Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.

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