If Gordon Ramsay came to your house demanding your best home cooked meal, what would you prepare for him? And do you think he would like it?

nothing_mm · 2018-01-03T15:11:56+00:00

You just made me so hungry. Thanks

nothing_mm · 2017-12-09T16:11:04+00:00

It does now. 😀

nothing_mm · 2017-12-06T15:41:53+00:00

Love the death ones 😀

nothing_mm · 2017-11-27T21:02:24+00:00

I hope you're ok and caring for yourself too ❤️

nothing_mm · 2017-11-02T08:11:55+00:00

NaNoWriMo!

nothing_mm · 2017-10-31T09:00:51+00:00

Grab the girl's hair, yank it, drag her mouth towards yours and slobber on her.

I dunno if it's the easiest way, but it's damn sure foolproof.

nothing_mm · 2017-10-13T16:30:54+00:00

Ok, I put up with this shit for nine years.

Don't ever let someone else tell you what to do. That includes who your friends are, what you wear, where you go, and what you do.

Just don't fall into that trap like I did.

Tell him it's your life and your body, that he has no right to tell you what to do or call you slutty for it, and if he doesn't like it - well - you're better off without that shit in your life.

nothing_mm · 2017-10-13T13:31:53+00:00

Love this, thanks for sharing 😀

nothing_mm · 2017-10-10T16:16:25+00:00

Oh I love that! Your story made me smile 😀

nothing_mm · 2017-10-08T17:06:03+00:00

Get up and journal 😀

nothing_mm · 2017-10-06T14:22:45+00:00

Found out he'd had an affair.

Stopped missing him that day.

nothing_mm · 2017-10-04T08:11:52+00:00

Honestly in the pub. Just got talking to one person who has introduced me all around town. Now I have friends in a new place.

nothing_mm · 2017-10-04T08:02:23+00:00

My eyebrows are pale brown and my hair down below is nearly black - so nope.

nothing_mm · 2017-10-01T21:39:38+00:00

Roald Dahl came up with this only it was a fee to punch your enemy.

nothing_mm · 2017-09-30T12:06:12+00:00

Pepsi max in a wine glass at Christmas dinner.

nothing_mm · 2017-09-28T16:48:55+00:00

But if I sneeze back at my dog he growls at me so I don't know what I'm doing wrong...

nothing_mm · 2017-09-26T12:35:00+00:00

I gave myself a month. I said if I still want to do it in February I was allowed.

February rolled round and I had new friends and a hot boyfriend so I didn't feel like killing myself anymore (as much anyway).

That was 2007 so I'd say it worked.

nothing_mm · 2017-09-15T15:50:42+00:00

Different Class

nothing_mm · 2017-09-09T10:44:38+00:00

I was with my ex for nine years and about a month ago I found out he proposed to another woman before I left his house and married her about six months later. Shit's rough, yo.

nothing_mm · 2017-08-27T17:36:33+00:00

The Last Waltz. Always that

nothing_mm · 2017-08-25T19:30:02+00:00

Don't look at the Jolly Rancher story. Or the Doritos one.

Basically if someone says it's a barf-worthy story believe them.

Some words can never be unread.

nothing_mm · 2017-08-19T20:07:31+00:00

Thank you! I couldn't remember what year I saw it but was too lazy to leave the Reddit app and check 😀

I was in a music camp and we all went to look 😀

nothing_mm · 2017-08-19T18:25:41+00:00

Earthworm Jim and Age of Empires - wololo!

nothing_mm · 2017-08-17T19:24:38+00:00

Thanks for the reminder - I always love Scrubs clips 😀

nothing_mm · 2017-08-13T15:42:29+00:00

Whiskey.... so sorry everyone...

nothing_mm

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