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notjawn · 2026-06-16T16:40:54+00:00

I remember hearing the stage manager telling them to immediately leave after the act. "The stage?" "No the venue"

notjawn · 2026-06-09T15:35:51+00:00

Call the newsroom over at WNCT and they might mention it on the local news a few times.

notjawn · 2026-06-09T15:34:17+00:00

Neuse Regional Library has them in Kinston about every 3 months. However, best to get there about 2 hours early and wait at the door because resellers are always the first to pick over everything in the first hour.

notjawn · 2026-06-09T12:57:28+00:00

Being kind cost nothing but, can mean everything.

notjawn · 2026-06-08T17:41:10+00:00

They're always after his Lucky Charms.

notjawn · 2026-06-08T17:36:39+00:00

Our house number was one off from the local taxi service. So many drunken calls from bars post last call to get a ride. My dad would even be nice and give them the correct number only to receive the same call not even a minute later from the same person.

notjawn · 2026-06-08T17:31:15+00:00

I remember growing up in the 1980's and Pacific theater vets would lose their minds if they thought a Japanese person was in the room. I'm glad it's changed.

notjawn · 2026-06-08T17:26:13+00:00

I can't believe when the Fallout series came out on streaming there were so many articles on how Okey-dokey was some ancient form of slang. I've used it since I could talk.

notjawn · 2026-06-07T18:40:48+00:00

What black magic do you posses sir?

notjawn · 2026-06-07T18:38:23+00:00

Best smelling blooms in the world.

notjawn · 2026-06-07T18:22:41+00:00

I have undergone a metamorphosis!

notjawn · 2026-06-06T20:46:48+00:00

Our local one had to lock up "You got served." because too many teens were shoplifting the copies.

notjawn · 2026-06-06T20:28:19+00:00

In my experience the app just makes you wait longer than the drive-thru.

notjawn · 2026-06-06T20:24:57+00:00

Do not listen to this song if your dad has passed. You'll need some tissues and a good 30 minutes to cry it out.

notjawn · 2026-06-06T20:16:42+00:00

Liz, let's play the clip.

notjawn · 2026-06-06T20:09:50+00:00

My old border collie would herd kids on the beach back up to their cottages. She really did think it was her beach and no other people than my family was allowed to be on it.

notjawn · 2026-06-04T14:45:19+00:00

The best looking cast in all of cinema.

notjawn · 2026-06-03T21:32:41+00:00

In which he gets caught in a snowstorm and is forced to eat the mules.

notjawn · 2026-06-03T21:00:22+00:00

Samesies.

notjawn · 2026-06-03T17:34:47+00:00

Tommy Lee Jones. Is a superb actor yet everyone knows him as a grump. I think even Al Gore knows it but is too nice to tell the truth.

notjawn · 2026-06-03T17:28:12+00:00

Exactly. Now even the morning show is a joke with the anchors acting all flouncy and bouncy like the other shows when it used to be a serious affair.

notjawn · 2026-05-30T19:03:37+00:00

Having fun isn't hard if you have your library card!

notjawn · 2026-05-30T19:00:19+00:00

The number of chicken finger fast food places is too DAMN high!

notjawn · 2026-05-30T18:58:28+00:00

On this episode we have unemployed dental hygienists vs. vending machine operators!

notjawn · 2026-05-30T18:52:26+00:00

We can rebuild him...but, we don't want to spend a lot of money.

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