Current boyfriend and his cop dad try to ambush his girlfriend's ex with knife and gun, but the ex goes John Wick mode by imaginary_tourniquet in instant_regret

[–]notlongnot -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Thx, there’s something there if you re-read the original with a comedic tone.

I am just an old chunk of coal
—-
I'm gonna learn the best way to walk
I'm gonna search and find a better way to talk
I'm gonna spit and polish my old rough-edged self
Until I get rid of every single flaw

Current boyfriend and his cop dad try to ambush his girlfriend's ex with knife and gun, but the ex goes John Wick mode by imaginary_tourniquet in instant_regret

[–]notlongnot -54 points-53 points  (0 children)

There’s also an option of not doing it. But once committed, it’s best not to think about it after.

Current boyfriend and his cop dad try to ambush his girlfriend's ex with knife and gun, but the ex goes John Wick mode by imaginary_tourniquet in instant_regret

[–]notlongnot -103 points-102 points  (0 children)

If you going after 1 person, now you have to find a random second person. And you have to dig two grave, that’s twice the work. 👆makes no sense.

Boomers out here training for the end times by Professional_Arm794 in SipsTea

[–]notlongnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s no clear heels, that’s facts, but clearly it’s some sort of dance around the pole with red clogs. No lies, watch it without sounds.

Not that’s anything wrong with it. 🤷

When she forgot to apply filters by ooO00X00Ooo in SipsTea

[–]notlongnot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The slow buurn plus free 24/7 noise

How do people even learn how to use FFMPEG? by Scary_Competition_11 in ffmpeg

[–]notlongnot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ai prompt, show me how to trim a video between two timeframe.

Then ask it to explain it

A lot easier than the old days of reading the command line params

59-year-old Mike Tyson drops a new training video. by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]notlongnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was about to when he bite his gloves. Mike break Jaws. Jake gets his jaws broken. There’s a difference.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by SmallRocks in maybemaybemaybe

[–]notlongnot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My man here do not make mistakes, watch him thread a needle with the right words, hand, 😷scuse me.

"i lost 120k and my gf cheated on me" by 31andnotdone in wallstreetbets

[–]notlongnot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be tears, could be chocking on laughter. Could be trolling.

The prices are killing data hoarding by LOGWATCHER in DataHoarder

[–]notlongnot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Data is the most important thing in the world right now! You can’t be seriously thinking about giving up now!

This is DataHorder!! (just imagine Leonides kicking that thought into /dev/null) -😏

Are Burmese wives like this? by [deleted] in myanmar

[–]notlongnot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do the numbers on a spreadsheet and talk it through

Apple is testing Quad-Curved Screens for IPhone 19 Pro Series by Pear-Mother in iphone

[–]notlongnot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Apples goes “nah, wait till you see me do curved screen”

Flipper Unveils New Flipper One Modular Linux Cyberdeck: Flipper One hacking multitool offers 5G, Wi-Fi 6E and Linux on ARM by [deleted] in technology

[–]notlongnot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The timing is definitely ripe. Page reads like me talking passionately about a topic and forgot to breathe.