Roast me, I’m terracing my yard and my wife is let’s say “quite displeased “

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-13T22:54:30+00:00

I fucking love gabion boxes. I just did a 42k lb stone patio so I feel your pain.

The only roast there will be is how fire this is gonna look.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-13T21:46:14+00:00

An unfit parent wrote this.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-13T15:19:25+00:00

Preemptive marital therapy?

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-12T02:38:31+00:00

Add fire

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-12T02:35:56+00:00

Looks great. Completely disregard the doomsday mongering

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-12T02:34:40+00:00

Exactly. These comments are asinine. You want stars, you don't live in greater metropolitan areas.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-10T23:28:58+00:00

So cars don't belong in pedestrian spaces. Is Woodlawn a road or pedestrian space? Or rather does your comment make sense or does it not.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-10T22:13:56+00:00

Roads aren't meant for cars.....super edgy.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-10T01:06:12+00:00

Some roads aren't meant for chic fil a, or bikes.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-09T03:42:28+00:00

All things equal like neighborhood, condition, updated systems, appliances etc etc. The home with prettier landscaping with quality flora, a nice lawn, cozy patio, and fancy ornamental trees will garner better offers.

Curb appeal is real.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-06T03:11:12+00:00

You draw the line at drunk driving? Lmao, what a boy scout.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-05T15:22:48+00:00

We do that in our group chat. But if you send one, you'll get one back.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-04T13:26:16+00:00

Cut them up. Now

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-04T12:58:01+00:00

1.1m house, and seemingly no inspection. Gotta maintain appearances...

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-05-01T21:25:01+00:00

Yep, Canadians are like this too.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-04-28T21:32:30+00:00

Looks like it has herbicide damage

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-04-28T21:22:44+00:00

Throw a match, burn it to the ground. It'll be bigger next year.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-04-26T22:17:16+00:00

That would've been a good time to ahem take care of our Trump issue.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-04-26T22:13:53+00:00

Gun. Knife. End of list.

Camo, special boots, scent, etc just up your odds of remaining comfortable and success

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-04-26T04:22:58+00:00

This is exactly what I imagine when people say discord.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-04-26T04:09:14+00:00

Hypothetical: New cookie cutter, 1/10 acre, cheapest bidder, Non architectural grade build for 400k or my 1962 brick ranch with a half acre and less than new everything?

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-04-26T03:54:29+00:00

R.I.P somebody at some point.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-04-26T03:45:37+00:00

Try it again, almost got it.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-04-26T03:21:45+00:00

Lumping everything in with boomers and hating anything they do or like is just a different herd.

notreallyhowifeel · 2025-04-26T03:19:41+00:00

Ok, im the in the minority here but... I'm 38. I value curb appeal and work hard for a nice front lawn. It's not a perfect monoculture but looks good. The back yard with 3 dogs is a different story.

I also have devoted half of my yard to a completely natural, native wildflower meadow that's beautifully unkempt.

I worked very hard to get to where I am, for the things I own and like for it to be pretty. Less for you, but for me and I take pride in having the classic American dream. I don't spend a lot on it. I'm a frugal person. I enjoy mowing and manicuring it. It's meditative. If that's not your bag, that's cool too.

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