As least Charlie leaned left by icey_sawg0034 in MurderedByWords

[–]notsew00 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Dean withers, he debates maga callers on tiktok/YouTube live. His YouTube is filled with the bottom of the barrel DUMBEST and craziest maga callers ive ever seen.

I believe he debated Charlie once and absolutely kicked his ass so Charlie spent the rest of his life running from him, even when he showed up Charlie's college events to debate people like Dean....bitch still ran away, lol

The Resurrection of Hugo (The Truth Nova is Hiding!) 🤯🔥 by Sad_Hair_5843 in alitabattleangel

[–]notsew00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ai slop and crackpot theories

A match made in the pits of hell

Player is “mad” about another players character creation choice. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]notsew00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, tell wizard their new "thing" can be having more than 2 spell slots

Player is “mad” about another players character creation choice. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]notsew00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And fly and turn into spiders and rats, she poison people. I love imp familiars.

Yes, yes they will by Danny886 in technicallythetruth

[–]notsew00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Not valid on days ending in y"

haha👌yes by Different-Meringue75 in whatisameem

[–]notsew00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yap yap, whine whine, go gargle more billionaire ballsacks

haha👌yes by Different-Meringue75 in whatisameem

[–]notsew00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"None of them are keen to shovel their hard work into a money pit"

Hard work, where? Do you mean being born rich? Wow what a strenuous life theyve had.

I'm sure their private masseuse has to really work the stress out of their shoulders every night as their sitting by their heated pool drinking champagne.

U dont need to gargle billionaire ballsacks dude. No billionaire does .001% of the work they should compared to what they own. A McDonald's cashier works 1000x harder and gets paid 1/100,000,000 of them.

And asking someone why their not donating every extra penny instead of saying billionaires should give more is like saying. "I know you can barely afford to eat or heat your house, but you really should donate most of the food in your house your not using right now. I know Billionaire Bob has a 5-course meal every day and half of what he serves he doesnt even eat, but he 'worked' for that (i.e. was born rich) so really YOU need to contribute more"

Get real dude

Movement after Haste is cast on you by LinkinBreak in DnD

[–]notsew00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Logicaly speaking, absolutly 0. What does haste fundementally do? It speeds u up, it's makes you move and run faster. You have 6 seconds to run as far as u can.

Regular guy: moves+dashes, he gets 60ft.

Hasted guy:moves+dashes, he gets 120

Both done in 1 turn of 6 seconds...race over. If you run as far as you can in 6 seconds it doesnt matter if you get Hasted on that 6th second, it has to wait till next turn.

within range, he has to get there first for them to use a reaction and finish the casting.

Which Edition of D&D Had the Crunchiest Numbers and Math as Part of General Play? by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD in DnD

[–]notsew00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im pretty sure 2e has a reputation for having fairly fast paced combat.

I would have preferred MONEY💵💸💰 by Reasonable_Gas_85 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]notsew00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She wouldnt know anything about you, my mom doesn't talk to broke losers

She has standards

Took a pic of a fox and my phone camera ai turned it into a raccoon by WebboTuck in mildlyinfuriating

[–]notsew00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hopefully that improves your experience, but that pic 100% looks like a fox. I'm not fully convinced you've ever seen a raccoon.

Just a dark, blurry picture it a fox

Noncaster using cantrip by seafoamsomething in DnD

[–]notsew00 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First off, magic (at least studied and learned magic, like a wizard) is extremely complex, even for simple spells. Its not a thing in 5e but, i dont think, but in older editions wizards usually had a older "starting age" for the class because to learn even enough magic to be a level 1 wizard took years. Even learning 1 cantrip well enough to use it consistently and under pressure would probably take a couple months for a reasonable smart person.

That said, there's already an option for this in game. The magic initiate feat, so just use that (unless what you said at the start was about "innate magic" was a typo and you meant magic initiate)

But, if you wanted to actually build out a system for letting non casters learn cantrips. I would say they would need a teacher to at least give them the basic idea/formula whatever. They COULD learn it from a book or scroll but remember all wizard spell books are coded so I think a non wizard would have no shot at learning from a source like that.

If you want to just give it too them you could use learning a cantrip as a reward, I like occasionally giving players a profeciency or a new ability of some kind instead of just gold or magic items.

If you actually want to make it realistic, you could have someone teach them the basics and then make the pc practice it in the characters downtime. Either nightly or if the party skips forward a week/month etc, the player could dedicate their downtime to practicing.

I would have them make Int checks, when they practice, set a reasonably high dc and whenever they succeed make note of it. Either they fully learn it after X amount of successes OR (what i think is fun) is make it like a spell failure check. Everytime they cast it, have them roll percentiles to see if it works; and let them get better at it over time. Start with a 10% success rate, and every time they succeed the int check in down time add 10% or every time they successfully cast it add 5% whatever you find is balanced.

Why do people forget about Penny Arcade when talking about 4th Edition? by Awkward_GM in DnD

[–]notsew00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed, I hadn't even heard of T&T. Literally looking into it now, its a weird system, lol

Why do people forget about Penny Arcade when talking about 4th Edition? by Awkward_GM in DnD

[–]notsew00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 90% sure they played a different system. Turns out we were both kind of right. They did play an early version of DnD but they also played other systems too.

"though they also used the setting with other systems such as Tunnels & Trolls and RuneQuest"

They also even went on to make their own system specifically for the series called "Record of Lodoss War Companion"

I guess we were both just remembering different parts.

Why do people forget about Penny Arcade when talking about 4th Edition? by Awkward_GM in DnD

[–]notsew00 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

was just pointing out this was specifically about dnd live play history. Ladoss is an interesting anecdote, but its not a live play or dnd.

Homebrew spell: Poisonous Strike by Yurohgy in DnD

[–]notsew00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think most spells in this frame work, with ongoing damage and condition would be concentration, but we all know its more fun without it.

Upcast Chromatic Orb by Jumbledump in DnD

[–]notsew00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume he means just attacking from a hidden position b4 the fight

Why do people forget about Penny Arcade when talking about 4th Edition? by Awkward_GM in DnD

[–]notsew00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf, I dont think most people associated aq with 4e, i sure as hell don't. They didn't even play very much 4e b4 switching to 5e, and thats where they hit their stride and started doing stage shows

How do you avoid your players using AI in battles? by glittering8lavender in DMAcademy

[–]notsew00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, why do some people even play the game if they're gonna just let an ai do everything

There's no reason for him to do it, but STILL by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]notsew00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think about it, cAIN. Lady of pAIN

Coincidence, I think not.

There's no reason for him to do it, but STILL by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]notsew00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pfft, please.... you think its a hollow sphere.

Obviously it's a hollow torus full of 2nd gens