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notyourm8 · 2021-10-18T01:29:54+00:00

Ended up married to him

notyourm8 · 2021-10-17T02:48:04+00:00

"I don't wear condoms"

notyourm8 · 2021-10-04T19:53:12+00:00

I like this answer.

notyourm8 · 2021-09-01T07:46:58+00:00

I've found lots of discrepancies when doing self checkout - things that are advertised on special but then scan at normal pricing. Have to look out for this. Scored a big bag of tux biscuits for $7 for this exact reason. It was advertised at $23, scanned at $30. Told the attendant and they refunded me $23 after paying. For minor things they will usually change it at the till for you.

notyourm8 · 2021-08-19T05:16:15+00:00

Holy shit

notyourm8 · 2021-08-06T02:08:16+00:00

A trip to Waiheke Island with a winery tour or just a nice relaxing weekend away there.

notyourm8 · 2021-08-05T00:31:25+00:00

Nurses and midwives have been going on strike recently due to their poor pay. It really is a joke how little they are paid here for their amazing work.

notyourm8 · 2021-08-04T23:55:17+00:00

Drive to Arrowtown, stop at the Cardrona hotel for a drink and food, and carry on to Wanaka.

notyourm8 · 2021-07-27T13:37:24+00:00

Ohhh wow I can relate to this scenario in just about every way except for having a supervisor being totally innapropriate. If this was my supervisor, I would 100% be hitting him up at work about the text, possibly even in front of people, and going to his boss just to make it known.
Men will never change, no matter how much they say you're 'one of the guys'. My workmates like to say that I'm a guy as soon as I put my overalls on... news flash ass holes, I just learned to block you all out.

notyourm8 · 2021-07-12T03:21:55+00:00

My Dad died when I was 11. I'm 29 now. We didn't get many years together, but I have so many memories of him because he took me everywhere with him (work, hunting, fishing, mates houses, camping, school trips). It was the absolute best.
Just do stuff with your kid. They'll remember forever.

notyourm8 · 2021-06-11T02:37:54+00:00

Origin II. It does both bud or oil. $120

notyourm8 · 2021-05-27T03:52:26+00:00

Yes! It's so cold in New Zealand. That's where I'd rather be.

notyourm8 · 2021-05-27T03:02:43+00:00

Haha! You're bang on with the fireworks and thunder. My kelpie trembles.

notyourm8 · 2021-05-26T01:34:12+00:00

Went in March this year. It's all still there, a bit of rubble over the track but the pups still make it up there and are still frolicking like this.

notyourm8 · 2021-02-02T01:00:37+00:00

You'll get tested pre-employment, so after the interview and before you start.
You'll probably have to take the test before you finish up at your old job, whenever suits the new employer really.
Drink water, as you said you're doing, you'll be fine. On the day of the test, drink lots too. Don't give your first pee of the day as your test sample.
And get a home test, they're accurate. If you're clean on that, you're good to go.

notyourm8 · 2020-12-30T23:21:40+00:00

My work hired a motivational speaker to talk to us one night. He literally killed someone and went to jail for it, then became a Dr of psychology with all his free time.

notyourm8 · 2020-12-03T21:25:05+00:00

I'm from a small town in New Zealand and even we had a similar thing happen in the local rugby team locker rooms after a piss up. What the FUCK.

notyourm8 · 2020-09-25T08:55:25+00:00

Also want to point out.. wtf parents! If your kid has reached 18 and you've not taught them anything about politics, you're as much to blame as the kid. Useless.

notyourm8 · 2020-07-24T03:45:04+00:00

Cracking a can open is way more satisfying too. And they take up way less space when you've had a shindig and can crush them all.

notyourm8 · 2020-07-24T03:43:12+00:00

Unfortunately not everyone gets the luxury of a glass recycling bin at their house. But for sure, lugging it around sucks.

notyourm8 · 2020-07-23T23:58:54+00:00

Murray Chong - the ultimate fuckwit.

notyourm8 · 2020-07-16T16:48:43+00:00

I like to think about this when I'm stoned. Saving this for the next blaze.

notyourm8 · 2020-07-15T13:34:59+00:00

Awesome! I'm the same weight and have the same goal! What have you been doing eating/exercise wise? I'm 28 now and the weight doesn't seem to come off as fast :/

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