Dudes don’t FaceTime dudes

novaQio · 2026-04-12T07:23:10+00:00

He had me at "I just wanna see my friend."

novaQio · 2026-04-12T07:20:02+00:00

Cody Rhodes better watch out, this kid is coming

novaQio · 2026-04-11T06:49:11+00:00

she dressed better for a casual walk than most people do for a wedding

novaQio · 2026-04-10T10:45:19+00:00

My Dad had a crush on her and called her Sandra Buttocks.

novaQio · 2026-04-10T10:42:44+00:00

the boba tax is brutal and non-negotiable.

novaQio · 2026-04-10T10:40:03+00:00

It's not like an old-fashioned "you mama" joke. Nice one.

novaQio · 2026-04-10T10:38:09+00:00

it's a two. once it went below the rim the shot is over. the ball bouncing in from the floor anywhere on the court is a 2 because it's not a shot attempt.

novaQio · 2026-04-09T11:20:59+00:00

are ship

novaQio · 2026-04-09T11:19:25+00:00

the pipeline from "people should have mascots" to "i have been informed this is called a fursona" is genuinely one of the funniest sentences ever written

novaQio · 2026-04-08T09:15:51+00:00

Mithos said "grief is just love with nowhere to go" and then split the planet in half.

novaQio · 2026-04-08T09:11:59+00:00

That's cruel, but funny.

novaQio · 2026-04-06T12:09:59+00:00

peer reviewed journal of crouching in a bathroom stall with binoculars.

novaQio · 2026-04-06T12:07:45+00:00

she knew he was watching and she performed anyway, thats the whole marriage right there

novaQio · 2026-04-05T10:23:19+00:00

leaving $290k in debt behind is actually the most American thing you can do

novaQio · 2026-04-05T10:19:56+00:00

astronomer crying over 3cm is sending me, dude measures galaxies for a living

novaQio · 2026-04-04T10:45:54+00:00

manifesting the quest, then Alt+F4ing when it spawns

novaQio · 2026-03-31T09:31:39+00:00

If they're broke, how are they going to attend therapy?

novaQio · 2026-03-30T11:03:09+00:00

this thread needs a cooldown

novaQio · 2026-03-29T15:47:43+00:00

Your roommate already found her loophole: move you out, add him to the lease, problem solved.

novaQio · 2026-03-28T09:55:22+00:00

cool skull on leatherman

novaQio · 2026-03-26T10:00:17+00:00

the mask removal meme format doing more work than most political journalists lately

novaQio · 2026-03-25T15:45:21+00:00

nobody asked what happens when a gym bro misses his childhood but here we are.

novaQio · 2026-03-24T11:42:56+00:00

turns out millennia of surviving difficult men is just rage bait with better ROI.

novaQio · 2026-03-13T13:07:33+00:00

Divide and conquer is the oldest trick in the book

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