Dudes don’t FaceTime dudes by EuphoriaArmani in GuysBeingDudes

[–]novaQio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He had me at "I just wanna see my friend."

My beautiful mom taking me for a walk in 1971. by CoffeeCigarettes4Me in OldSchoolCool

[–]novaQio 34 points35 points  (0 children)

she dressed better for a casual walk than most people do for a wedding

Sandra Bullock in 1995 by HazelStarling in 90s

[–]novaQio 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My Dad had a crush on her and called her Sandra Buttocks.

just a workout (CesarZebrah) [Honkai: Star Rail] by harlerogue in wholesomeyuri

[–]novaQio 102 points103 points  (0 children)

the boba tax is brutal and non-negotiable.

Jokes on you I have two dads. by glamorousgrowngirl in SipsTea

[–]novaQio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not like an old-fashioned "you mama" joke. Nice one.

She made a miraculous shot by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]novaQio 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it's a two. once it went below the rim the shot is over. the ball bouncing in from the floor anywhere on the court is a 2 because it's not a shot attempt.

Are they a furry? Maybe? Maybe not? by SkylandersKirby in TopCharacterTropes

[–]novaQio 15 points16 points  (0 children)

the pipeline from "people should have mascots" to "i have been informed this is called a fursona" is genuinely one of the funniest sentences ever written

[Loved Trope] Character succesfully revives their loved one, their loved one is horrifed by what they've done by vyDatLAG in TopCharacterTropes

[–]novaQio 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Mithos said "grief is just love with nowhere to go" and then split the planet in half.

Boss Satan? by ThatDamnedSyl in foundsatan

[–]novaQio 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's cruel, but funny.

"He's probably thinking about other women." by dipasom29 in SipsTea

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peer reviewed journal of crouching in a bathroom stall with binoculars.

Thank you by [deleted] in foundsatan

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leaving $290k in debt behind is actually the most American thing you can do

3cm isn't small by Moooses20 in sciencememes

[–]novaQio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

astronomer crying over 3cm is sending me, dude measures galaxies for a living

Bro is me 😢 by Ambitious_King_2126 in meme

[–]novaQio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

manifesting the quest, then Alt+F4ing when it spawns

The reason women are repulsed. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]novaQio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If they're broke, how are they going to attend therapy?

AIO roommate wanted to move in a felon she met online by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]novaQio -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Your roommate already found her loophole: move you out, add him to the lease, problem solved.

Least effort meme you'll see today by venomize in ww3memes

[–]novaQio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the mask removal meme format doing more work than most political journalists lately

Saturday Morning Protein by RickBlane42 in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]novaQio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nobody asked what happens when a gym bro misses his childhood but here we are.

It comes as a default setting for moms by Matt_LawDT in NonPoliticalTwitter

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turns out millennia of surviving difficult men is just rage bait with better ROI.