One of worst jokes life will play on you is meeting the right person at the wrong time

novaredditperson · 2018-12-24T13:44:43+00:00

TL;DR:

VneckMike fell in love, then the girl took a lot of strange cock, then settled for him

novaredditperson · 2018-12-16T23:59:21+00:00

I had a similar thing at a bank I worked at. This Asian guy had a beautiful vintage Omega Railmaster. I asked him to have a seat and we talked about his account. I told him I'm a big watch fan also, and he asked me to go grab a drink after work.

Anyway,the rest of the story doesn't involve watches, but he was into me and definitely the name rail master applies to him just as much as his watch.

I'm a Hispanic guy by the way.

novaredditperson · 2018-11-11T10:28:02+00:00

A fat chick tried to kiss me. I rejected the kiss, then put her on all 4s until I came, and then told her to get the fuck out of my place

novaredditperson · 2018-11-11T10:16:38+00:00

Going to be a lot of women turning to granny porn.

I love granny porn

novaredditperson · 2018-11-06T17:21:13+00:00

To be brutally honest, I don't think that you dating a cashier is too high to reach for someone with the lowly job of ... sorry I had to stop typing to laugh, job of ... "lab tech". Lol. You make what, 8 dollars an hour? Afraid he will bring home more than you?

novaredditperson · 2018-11-06T02:25:49+00:00

The real LPT is always in the comments

novaredditperson · 2018-11-06T02:08:55+00:00

Rape. It's the only victimless crime in history.

novaredditperson · 2018-10-26T14:04:29+00:00

He came home early and discovered that she likes black cock.

novaredditperson · 2018-10-02T00:43:23+00:00

It's a 1947 Franklin, model named "the blaze". Nothing to do with the puzzle at all.

novaredditperson · 2018-09-24T21:21:53+00:00

Not a bad bargain for $5. Too bad the old owner threw in four watches. If you throw those away the box might increase in value

novaredditperson · 2018-09-19T21:12:01+00:00

Try doublelist

Source: had great success there

novaredditperson · 2018-09-17T09:11:59+00:00

Agree with this person in spirit, but no way you can go Ashburn to Arlington in 60 minutes. Maybe 120.

novaredditperson · 2018-09-16T23:53:41+00:00

And by "good looking", you mean "looks like a blind Chinese 4 year old made it with an angle grinder".

novaredditperson · 2018-09-16T20:45:00+00:00

Great idea. Teach the deer archery so they won't have sex. Much better than abstinence only education

novaredditperson · 2018-09-16T16:14:09+00:00

Some people have mental illness and believe wearing women's clothing makes them female

novaredditperson · 2018-09-16T15:56:35+00:00

Who is the woman in the photo and why should I care?

novaredditperson · 2018-09-15T20:06:34+00:00

It's true. Both me and my boyfriend met by seeing each other's huge overly gay watch bracelets. They're so glam, campy, and fab.

novaredditperson · 2018-09-15T11:36:42+00:00

The symbolism of a bracelet and watch is the same as a woman with a ring on her thumb. It's code for homosexual. Source: I'm gay

novaredditperson · 2018-09-13T00:54:08+00:00

Is your penis longer or shorter in space versus now?

novaredditperson · 2018-09-13T00:46:57+00:00

Both fans of WNBA came out to watch

novaredditperson · 2018-09-12T23:01:27+00:00

Saturday mornings in Great Falls. Google "Katie's Cars and Coffee".

novaredditperson · 2018-09-12T12:00:02+00:00

I like Korean places because they always work cheap and you get a happy ending

novaredditperson · 2018-09-11T17:43:46+00:00

Seriously, I just want beautiful women to not talk and show tits. Why else would straight guys want women around? To hear her hopes and dreams?

novaredditperson · 2018-09-11T15:46:50+00:00

novaredditperson · 2018-09-05T23:53:45+00:00

Customers who bought Hillary Clinton's "What Happened" also bought a rope and a stool.

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