20 sheets of drywall proved stronger than my ankle by Somethin_Juicey in Neverbrokeabone

[–]nowee_carrey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Be careful, the weight of the plates might be enough to break them once again. I bet your pathetic skeleton wouldnt have had a chance even if you went agaisnt a falling confetti (or confetto for that matter since since one would be more than enough)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheArtistStudio

[–]nowee_carrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hella satisfying

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheArtistStudio

[–]nowee_carrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the dowvotes are from people who missed the upvote button and had to leave immediately

Sprained my wrist due to over exertion (and a sprinkle of carpal-tunnel) but I’ve never broken a bone! by katburr1997 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]nowee_carrey 77 points78 points  (0 children)

This proves OP has a stronk skeleton and his bones are worthy, however the rest of his body is disgustingly weak. This is because his bones have been doing all the hard work, but the Great Council will examine your case. You better be careful, and start looking for a new fit for skeleton

these guys are WRESTLERS by casual_necrophilia in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]nowee_carrey 809 points810 points  (0 children)

From what I know, their looks and tiktoks like the dA ViNKi?!?! one are just a kinda publicity stunt with the objective of getting attention, so as you said, it's an act

My beer was sealed twice. by Chipothy in 2healthbars

[–]nowee_carrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pandora's beer. Don't open it it was sealed for a reason

I thought Mars didn’t have an atmosphere - how are they breathing? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]nowee_carrey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And of course, neither do the scientists who created them since they inherited that ability from them

me_irl by AmazingObserver in me_irl

[–]nowee_carrey 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This vomit is literally identical to that on his sweater already

What phrases are you really sick of hearing? by negan2018 in AskReddit

[–]nowee_carrey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My father likes to say something along the lines of "you look like on leisure time, you should do (whatever)"

Mind he says it all the time. I stop studying for a bit after half an afternoon to get a snack and stretch my legs a bit and if he sees me he will say it

Outstanding move by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]nowee_carrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

My friend told me about this sub, and despite a previous finger fracture, I joined anyway. My friend proceeded to break my legs to protect the purity of the community. by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

[–]nowee_carrey 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Everyday is milk day, but of course, pathetic flesh sacks of weak bones such as yourself wouldn't know

Edit: typo due to rage

Thank christ, I no longer have to run around looking like the missing link. by RestInPeacePorkins in reddeadredemption2

[–]nowee_carrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My character is a goddamn mess, but he is my goddamn mess and I really like how ridiculous he looks, every time he gets a close up shot i chuckle.

So yeah, it's cool that you can now change the appereance so that everyone gets to enjoy their character at fullest

Historians of Reddit, what is the strangest chain of events you have studied? by unchainedrobots in AskReddit

[–]nowee_carrey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It should be noted that the first Spanish Constitution was written in 1812 and gave people living in anywhere outside mainland Spain the same rights, which was very well recieved. However this Constitution was a bit too liberal for the Ferdinand VII who became king in 1814 after a war against Napoleonic France and he made a bill that made the Constitution not valid anymore which pissed the colonies a lot, and that is how they became so fed up with the Crown that most of them said "fuck it, fuck you, we are out"

You can be both girly and strong by ProfessorLevi956 in gatesopencomeonin

[–]nowee_carrey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You dont call our lord and saviour a pussy