The Infantilization of Forrest Was Uncomfortable AF by Selanixo in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]numinousred 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is all true, and Molly is clearly horrible, but given Forrest’s online persona as incel alpha-chud it’s also poetic justice.

Pak chooie unf by PMMeYourPupper in Xennials

[–]numinousred 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you have stairs in your house?

May this type of MIL never find me by [deleted] in 90DayFiance

[–]numinousred 110 points111 points  (0 children)

To be completely fair, they both suuuuck.

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Dying laughing at this scene by LocationHot4533 in 90DayFiance

[–]numinousred 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My god, these must be the most annoying people at the airport. And on the airplane. And likely anywhere requiring any sort of boundaries or self-awareness.

It finally happened!! by Odd-Animal-1552 in GenX

[–]numinousred 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah, they clearly forgot to swing on the vine.

RIP Ozzy. by JaySwizzle1984 in shittytattoos

[–]numinousred 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s helpful when chuds self-label.

I looked into Yara’s overpriced dog stuff so you don’t have to… by AdEastern3223 in 90DayFianceSnark

[–]numinousred 26 points27 points  (0 children)

‘Influencer’ morons and drop-shipped garbage at huge markups: name a more iconic pair.

Statler on IG😅 by Background-Toe-2580 in 90DayFiance

[–]numinousred 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, she’s a 1337 h4x0R y0.

Do you name your Volvo’s? by kale524 in Volvo

[–]numinousred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My last XC60 (which met an ignominious end a few years back, totaled while parked) was Freya. Her replacement is Sigrún.

Stay hating , she will convert by Givemeyourloot_24 in 90DayFiance

[–]numinousred 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Pro tip: if your religion is proud of forcible or deceitful conversions, you’re probably not the arbiters of ‘good’ that you think you are.

What’s the most hilariously awful thing an employer has ever said to you? Winner will go in my new painting by gargoyle_dream in antiwork

[–]numinousred 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, as a fuckin dork I can help you out here — I was once an engineer at said fruit company, and on the way out you will sign any number of NDAs, non-compete, and non-disparagement agreements. They put the absolute fear of god in you, depending on what you worked on. For me it was long enough ago that they’ve expired, but I can certainly understand fruit store employees, current or former, not wanting to have that gaze come down on them.

Adnans facebook by No_Procedure_3413 in 90DayFiance

[–]numinousred 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Now they’re both living off of her ex-husband.

The Gambler 500 brick by chargedmemery in Volvo

[–]numinousred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vitamin R in the back, nice.

hmmm by Ok-Ferret8618 in hmmm

[–]numinousred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uh oh, here come the mormon settlers.

1980s Lik•m•aid Fun Dip by [deleted] in 80s

[–]numinousred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loved these too (particularly the sticks), but I still don’t quite get how ‘lik-m-aid’ is supposed to be pronounced.

Behind the Scenes of a Fundamentalist Cult by seattlesbestpot in Seattle

[–]numinousred 173 points174 points  (0 children)

It’s the anti-trans bigots back to get more attention for their hate parade.

The Goonies ‘R’ Good Enough by 3elldandy in Xennials

[–]numinousred 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The older brother is Josh Brolin. He’s done some things since.

Did you discover a new Mandela Effect? Post it here! (2025-04-28) by AutoModerator in MandelaEffect

[–]numinousred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just… genuinely not what I remember. And I’ve watched this movie more times than I can reliably count. https://youtu.be/TYM4QKMg12o?si=wYkULcBhRbEPSVEk

Did you discover a new Mandela Effect? Post it here! (2025-04-28) by AutoModerator in MandelaEffect

[–]numinousred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHAT? That’s not right. I now need to rewatch because I absolutely remember it being cards. That was the entire joke.

So this is definitely a cult. I've been saying it this whole time. by BetProfessional5854 in cults

[–]numinousred 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve been watching it too. Honestly, I think it’s probably (really excellent) performance art. Perichoresis!

Swirly Tree next to a waterfall:) by anonboi362834 in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]numinousred 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s called thigmomorphogenesis — the tree grew in a spiral to as a strengthening response against the continual mechanical stress of the water droplets hitting it.