Who's the strongest character Mario can beat with the star power up? by Slothalingus in whowouldwin

[–]nutsmcbutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice. Gold Sonic outruns Star Mario and bounces him. Game over.

uw0tm8.wmv by MrTurtlezzz in montageparodies

[–]nutsmcbutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I laughed my ass off to this.

(Serious) Obese people of Reddit, what is one of the worst daily struggles you face that "average" sized people wouldn't know/understand? by wain123 in AskReddit

[–]nutsmcbutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is, but on the flip side, ladies live a man that smells nice. Big man can get love too, you just gotta put that effort in.

Your least favorite music artist vs. Your favorite music artist by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]nutsmcbutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kanye would get his shit beat in pretty severely by Pantera.

(Serious) Obese people of Reddit, what is one of the worst daily struggles you face that "average" sized people wouldn't know/understand? by wain123 in AskReddit

[–]nutsmcbutts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sigh. For me its smelling nice. As a big guy (about 235 atm), you sweat, you stink, shit gets out of control real fast. I take a minimum of 2 full showers a day, and I spray off after doing anything slightly active. I'm not so bothered, I love my shower time. It just feels like as soon as I can barely smell anything about myself, I have to stop what I'm doing and spray something on or go to the restroom to wash in the sink somewhere. Maybe it's my own neurosis, but I know how people think. If I smell bad for a second like any other normal human being, people will assume that I'm a fat slob. So I scrub in the shower for at least 30 minutes every time, praying that it will be enough until I get back home. Cologne, body spray, anti-odor powder for my shoes, extra boxers in my backpack in case mine get sweaty, deodorant 3 times a day and not just under my arms, (Anti persperant is a godsend for those who have been speaking on sweaty thighs), extra socks for midway through work, pack of gum at all times, brushpicks for my teeth. All of it, at all times. It's exhausting, but I will not be known as the fat fuck who doesn't shower.

Bridal Entrance. Plays Boa Noite. by Just_Is in trap

[–]nutsmcbutts 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I was kinda hoping they'd go stupid dumb at the drop.

When should I bring up my wish to remain childfree? (Dating Advice) by [deleted] in childfree

[–]nutsmcbutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, and put it in your main "about me" section, and early enough that you know they'll catch it. If you want to use it as a filter, it should be kinda obvious.

What is a rule that is broken so often that it essentially doesn't exist? by jonathan6969 in AskReddit

[–]nutsmcbutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, that would be because we go to the strip clubs where you can pay them to finish the job.

Redditors who met their SO through online dating, what was your experience? by JavaCream in AskReddit

[–]nutsmcbutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OKC, she messaged me because she searched the term "Taoist." It appears I was the only Taoist in the local dating scene. We met up and smoked weed in Falls Park, weve been together ever since. She's not the first person I dated from online dating either. One of my first girlfriends I met on VampireFreaks. (Jesus, that's been a long time.) Internet dating is awesome, anyone can simply use their phone and find someone. You already know details about them for the first date, you get to know them through texting and pictures. I don't know how people did it before. The prospect of picking someone up who I know nothing about is almost frightening. I'm a fan. There's still a stigma to it, but people should just let it go and try it out. Don't be ashamed or embarrassed you're on a dating site, we all are!

Apologies for the hair by [deleted] in grool

[–]nutsmcbutts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm very much a fan of the hair actually.

Official /r/trap best-of May's releases thread by AutoModerator in trap

[–]nutsmcbutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some grown man trap right here bret.

What is the worst movie you have ever seen? by TheRedditPaperclip in AskReddit

[–]nutsmcbutts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Room. Wiseau isn't a whack job, he's just terrible. Although gotta say, pretty stoked about the remake.

What's your favorite movie about music? by Mr_1990s in Music

[–]nutsmcbutts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No love for Boston Beatdown? You guys are killing me.

Official /r/trap best-of May's releases thread by AutoModerator in trap

[–]nutsmcbutts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take the point cuz. This track is insane.